Sleeping with my boyfriend ticks me off.
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I guess she is getting him ready for when they get married. From most married guys I know they don't get any after they put the ring on it. So she is just preparing him for it.
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Is this some sort of joke?? This is what a healthy heterosexual man should act like.
If you want to save yourself for marriage, fine... but stop sleeping in the same bed. We are simple creatures: put pretty woman next to us, and we want to have sex with her.
If this behavior is "annoying" even if you were married, then dump him and date a gay man.0 -
frickin tease......
just remmeber, if he isn't getting what he wants from you, he will find it elswhere..
How many nights does he spend at the strip club... those girls are less of a tease than you.
I vote for handies and blowies.. also anal still lets you keep your "Virginity" just an idea0 -
One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.
Get out of his bed if you're waiting!0 -
If you had sex, it would burn some calories and you could log that
Really, if you're waiting don't sleep in the same bed!0 -
I'm gonna get in trouble for laughing so hard at all these comments, ahahahahahahah!!0
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I read your post on another thread. This poor man gets no food and no sex!!! What kind of spell do you have on him? :noway:0
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Is this the guy who dumped you over text or a new one?
LOL I was wondering the same thing since all last month it is all she went on about.. Did not take long to get a new one in bed.
Ohhhh damn this just got spicy!0 -
The troll is strong in this one...
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And how is this related to fitness and losing weight?? Just curious.
Because if she would fu ck him or su ck him. They would burns calories!! Duh......0 -
I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.
I'm surprised he doesnt go after yer booty. Arrrgh0 -
At least give him a handski or something. He'll leave you alone and be snoring in no time. Poor guy.You need to get out of his bed if you're waiting for marriage.
Either the first or the second, otherwise he wont stop. I can tell as a guy, we really do not notice how annoying we are being to our significant other when we want sex.0 -
I just had an idea. Hookers and blow!
Since she wont put out - I was just thinking this same idea. If they have not turned blue and fallen off yet...I would be amazed!0 -
Since you are waiting for marriage, I bet this has something to do with the big man upstairs. Im sure if somone was cuddling with him but not putting out then he would disapprove of that as well. I seriously do not understand your thinking here.0
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One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.
Get out of his bed if you're waiting!
LOL...I just imagined her getting up in the morning, looking in the mirror and trying to figure out what the mushroom shaped bruise was from.0 -
The troll is strong in this one...
Amen!!0 -
I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.
LMFAOOO!!!0 -
I read your post on another thread. This poor man gets no food and no sex!!! What kind of spell do you have on him? :noway:
Dang no sex and no sammiches???? Does he at least get a beer????0 -
I'm saving my virginity for my fifth marriage.0
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The troll is strong in this one...
Has to be, she was on here recently asking what she should do with all the money she got from selling her engagement ring.0 -
ahahahahahahaha oh man too funnydoes he also keep poking you in the back when you can already feel both of his hands?0 -
I read your post on another thread. This poor man gets no food and no sex!!! What kind of spell do you have on him? :noway:
Dang no sex and no sammiches???? Does he at least get a beer????
probably not lol poor guy!0 -
The troll is strong in this one...
Amen!!
NICE!!!!!0 -
why are u sharing a bed if ur waiting for marriage? pretty sure ur not supposed to do that either0
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My husband snores, drools, farts and won't touch me...wanna trade!??And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl.
Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.
Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.
Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?0 -
One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.
Get out of his bed if you're waiting!
LOL...I just imagined her getting up in the morning, looking in the mirror and trying to figure out what the mushroom shaped bruise was from.
LOL and him snickering in a corner :laugh:0 -
i hate when the OP disappears...*kicks rocks*0
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If you want, we can trade. My boyfriend is imaginary.0
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I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.
It's horrible, isn't it? I was innocently lying in bed in my underwear the other day and my husband comes in and starts rubbing and kissing my back. The nerve!0 -
My husband snores, drools, farts and won't touch me...wanna trade!??And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl.
Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.
Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.
Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?
Funniest post ever on MFP..0
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