Sleeping with my boyfriend ticks me off.

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  • senyosmom
    senyosmom Posts: 613 Member
    Honey, I hate to break it to you but he is just being.... normal. If you are not read to give it up that's fine.... but the sleep overs are probably torture for the poor guy!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.

    Get out of his bed if you're waiting!

    LOL...I just imagined her getting up in the morning, looking in the mirror and trying to figure out what the mushroom shaped bruise was from.

    LOL and him snickering in a corner :laugh:

    OMF this made me laugh!
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Since you are waiting for marriage, I bet this has something to do with the big man upstairs. Im sure if somone was cuddling with him but not putting out then he would disapprove of that as well. I seriously do not understand your thinking here.

    Agreed.

    OP, I don't think you're realizing how cruel you're being. Can't you at least give him a handie and a sandwich? Maybe he'd be more inclined to pop the question then so that you can pop something else...

    Stomach fondling...that's something new!
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.

    I'm surprised he doesnt go after yer booty. Arrrgh
    Arrrrr, keep yer stinkin' filthy mind off a my pirate's booty, matey. I be saving it til marriage, you scallywag.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    Shocking, I know... but I think he's horny, honey.

    ^ lmao...this...

    I really hope this thread isn't real...If it is...it's probably time you stop waiting until marriage. Lmao.
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    He's trying to seduce you, sweetie. And you're being a tease. Stop it.
    This, and if you are REALLY waiting and it REALLY bothers you, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE BED! Blondes, I tell ya....
  • senyosmom
    senyosmom Posts: 613 Member
    And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl. :)

    Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
    Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
    He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.

    Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?
    My husband snores, drools, farts and won't touch me...wanna trade!??


    Funniest post ever on MFP..

    I second that!
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    My boyfriend does that to me.
    When he's dog tired and I wanna get it in, I leave him alone, but when I'm tired he won't leave me the frick alone.
    I will fall sleep mid coitus, I've done it before.
    Just let me sleep when I wake up it's on like Donkey Kong!!

    But I'm also not holding out until marriage.
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    And how is this related to fitness and losing weight?? Just curious.

    This is the chit chat forum. Posts don't have to be about fitness or losing weight. If you want to chime at least say something that makes sense.
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
    f.u.c.k. or blow him or get out of his bed. you're being a tease.

    definitely just started singing If You Seek Amy by Britney in my head because of this.

    Play the song and get the man a damn pie or a fake one if you're gonna be this big of a tease... sheesh! :noway:
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    .aw... I feel sorry for him! Must be really frustrating! X
  • Sharyn913
    Sharyn913 Posts: 777 Member
    I think it is AWESOME you are waiting until you are married. If he is on board with this and on the same page with you, I don't think you are helping the situation by sleeping in his bed. I think by doing what he does to your ears and whatnot, he is sincerely trying to see how far he can push the envelope until you can give in.

    Sleep in your own bed.
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    Pillowpants and Listerfiend got your back girl :)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    FLESHLIGHT
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    ...and account deactivated.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    He's trying to seduce you, sweetie. And you're being a tease. Stop it.

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  • leahrochelle
    leahrochelle Posts: 218
    ummm... BAHAHAHA really?
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    ...and account deactivated.


    D'awww... and I was going to bring up hot carl's!!
  • I just had an idea. Hookers and blow!

    If only all women had your common sense...
  • This calls for a Dutch Rutter.
    Oh and quit being a **** tease.
  • blinkfink182
    blinkfink182 Posts: 5 Member
    And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl. :)

    Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
    Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
    He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.

    Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?

    "look ma, no hands!" *poke*
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I read your post on another thread. This poor man gets no food and no sex!!! What kind of spell do you have on him? :noway:
    WHAT? :angry:

    Send in the UN! That is totally contrary to the rules of war. :angry:
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    ...and account deactivated.

    That didn't take long...
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.

    Get out of his bed if you're waiting!
    :laugh:
    I can't get this picture out of my head and it's hilarious.
  • Moxie42
    Moxie42 Posts: 1,400 Member
    You seem like a nice girl but...seeing as he's your boyfriend shouldn't you at least be attracted to the guy? I can understand being frustrated with the situation because you're trying to fight your own urges (in which case, like everyone else has said, you shouldn't be sharing a bed). But if you have no urges, and it annoys you and pisses you off that he touches you at all, especially since he's not even touching the "off limits" areas, maybe you shouldn't be together! :noway:
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    At least give him a handski or something. He'll leave you alone and be snoring in no time. Poor guy.

    or some sookie sookie
  • leahrochelle
    leahrochelle Posts: 218
    ...and account deactivated.


    haha saw that...
    You dont want these types of answers dont ask dumb questions.
  • ...and account deactivated.

    That didn't take long...

    Fake or not I meet some funnyass freinds here..
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    FLESHLIGHT

    HAHAHAHAHA!!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl. :)

    Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
    Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
    He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.

    Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?

    "look ma, no hands!" *poke*


    Look ma no hands... OMF... I'm losing it... lol