Sleeping with my boyfriend ticks me off.

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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I see your point- she knows that he apparently gets turned on sleeping together yet she doesnt leave the bed. I don't think it's fair that she have to hit the couch to avoid it but I (think) I see what you mean. And my point in bringing the other couples up was just that it's not impossible for two people to sleep together without having sex or being pressured to.
    If both people agree they don't want to have sex, I guess it could happen. I don't think that's the scenario here though.
  • HeatherDee92
    HeatherDee92 Posts: 218 Member
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    THIS!!!!! I DIE!
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    You need to get out of his bed if you're waiting for marriage.

    lol yeah I agree with this.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    OR you can overload him with some methane cuddles...maybe that will kill his horny mood.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Guys. She's gone now. You can stop giving her advice.

    No! I'm not done here!
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Guys. She's gone now. You can stop giving her advice.

    No! I'm not done here!
    Am I the butch or the b*tch in this marriage? I need to know so I can respond appropriately.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Guys. She's gone now. You can stop giving her advice.

    No! I'm not done here!
    Am I the butch or the b*tch in this marriage? I need to know so I can respond appropriately.

    Hmmm You're the b*tch I guess...you so pretty.
  • cuddlyrunner
    cuddlyrunner Posts: 116 Member
    Had a laugh reading this, was there also a funny thread about single beds in the same room ? Can someone link it ? Thanks
  • AnitaVolpato
    AnitaVolpato Posts: 204 Member
    Have you gotten a "Mushroom Stamp" on your head yet? Good thing your boyfriend isn't anything like my husband.. You would have been kicked out of the house... LMAO

    Good luck waiting on that marriage proposal.. :)
  • supatim
    supatim Posts: 239 Member
    This thread needs to be Donkey Punched.
  • AnitaVolpato
    AnitaVolpato Posts: 204 Member
    Sorry to see OP is gone.

    I was going to suggest that her boyfriend exercise a bit before bed, it will probably be a more restful night for both of them.

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  • DaGsGirl
    DaGsGirl Posts: 194
    Ive never committed homicide, but if I had to be around you for more then 2 minutes....I think that would all change.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    FLESHLIGHT
    I know my wife loves mine, only way she gets any sleep
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.

    I'm surprised he doesnt go after yer booty. Arrrgh
    Arrrrr, keep yer stinkin' filthy mind off a my pirate's booty, matey. I be saving it til marriage, you scallywag.

    Arrrr but a plunderer I be, twer it me I'd have taken it after a raughty night filled with rum and dance. All the lass' love my blunderbuss, the sight of it seduces many.
    Ye dirty bird. I cain't resist ye charms. Nor ye blunderbuss. Pass ye spiced rum, bucko.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • prunella1066
    prunella1066 Posts: 89 Member
    You need to get out of his bed if you're waiting for marriage.


    THIS!!! What a thread.......great for laughs on this Monday!! LOL!!
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    It is a matter of respect. If he can't respect your sleep, your health needs, and your body....then is he worth it? I would rather have a man who respects me and wants only the best for me. Don't give up on waiting. I've been with my BF 3.5 years and we are waiting.
    WTF!!
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
    One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.

    Get out of his bed if you're waiting!

    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the visual!
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.

    Get out of his bed if you're waiting!

    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the visual!

    *thump thump thump* :laugh:
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    My husband and I have an agreement, if one of us wants to have sex and the other is too tired, whoever is horny waits until the other is asleep, and then takes care of it themselves. Perhaps you can suggest this to your bf.
  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
    Sorry to see OP is gone.

    I was going to suggest that her boyfriend exercise a bit before bed, it will probably be a more restful night for both of them.

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    This thread is freaking hilarious!!!!

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  • reegordon
    reegordon Posts: 97 Member
    I'm surprised at all the people calling the OP a tease. I would hope that her boyfriend is aware she's a wait until marriage kinda girl and if he's not ...well there's bigger issues than sleeping here. If he is aware of it then he needs to respect her boundaries- waiting until marriage may not be what most people do but if that's her choice then any person she dates should be respectful of it.
    I assume she's more of a troll, but seriously? You don't think that saying no but getting into bed with someone is being a tease? Oooookay then!

    Not if she's open and honest about it- there's a lot of stuff we dont know...I mean if they sleep naked together yea something's weird...but no I don't think it makes her a tease if he is aware of her boundaries. I'm quite positive she didn't hold a gun to his head and say sleep next to me but don't screw me...

    There's nothing wrong with waiting but if it's for religious reasons, or any reason for that matter, then they should not be sleeping together. When my boyfriend and I decided not to have sex for religious reasons, we knew we had to put limits on how we spend our time together. And cuddling late a night definitely had to go!
  • sandrajune72
    sandrajune72 Posts: 492 Member
    It is a matter of respect. If he can't respect your sleep, your health needs, and your body....then is he worth it? I would rather have a man who respects me and wants only the best for me. Don't give up on waiting. I've been with my BF 3.5 years and we are waiting.
    WTF!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I know right!!!! :laugh:
  • sandrajune72
    sandrajune72 Posts: 492 Member
    I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.

    :laugh:
  • Cristofori44
    Cristofori44 Posts: 201
    Sounds like a no-sugar diet!

    If you want to insist on no-sugar to the big day, which is fine, don't sleep overnight in the bakery and expect him to be still in the presence of warm loaves and cinnamon buns.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    And how is this related to fitness and losing weight?? Just curious.

    It's not, thats why it's in the section not for fitness and losing weight.
  • IokiOcto
    IokiOcto Posts: 123 Member
    One day you're going to wake up with him slapping his penis on your forehead.

    Get out of his bed if you're waiting!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,972 Member
    And before you say anything, I really mean sleeping. I'm a wait until marriage kind of girl. :)

    Anywho, with his work schedule, some days my only chance to see him is early early in the morning and after 11:30 at night. Most days like that he'll just spend the night so we can have time together.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sleeping with him... Sometimes. On good nights, I sleep fantastically. The other 50% of the time I wake up to him fondling my stomach or back. Or like last night, he kept me up for HALF AN HOUR because he was licking and kissing my ears and breathing on them. This just drives me CRAZY! Or I'll say "stop that." and he'll do it again later!
    Some nights I'm in a cuddly mood. But if I'm hot, then I can't stand to have a hot, sweaty body all over me. Or even touching me for that matter.
    He sleeps in late and stays up until around 3am. He's kind of like a child in the sense that if I don't stay awake despite exhaustion to entertain him, he'll keep me up all night.

    Does anyone else have a problem like this? I should tell him, right?
    Lol, it'll stop after you get married.....................

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  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Not a good idea. I know it's hard to set boundaries, but this is probably going to go further than you want it to if you don't.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    does he also keep poking you in the back when you can already feel both of his hands?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 379 Member
    :sad:

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