Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow:noway:

    I dont fart all over people-in thier face, but I fart, just like you and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone else since the begining of time. Im a lady about it, hold it, run out of the room etc. But if i could, i would blow my husband out of the water, he does it to me- not on purpose though.....hes a lac-toad:laugh: ....look you can avoid the situation all day and say pooing in front of your loved one makes you uncomfortable, and I TOTALY get that, but to act like your booty dont stink is quite another thing. No one said you have to be a discusting pig- but dont act like your $---t dont stink, and your a lady with no *kitten*......please. im not gonna sit here and talk about my potty time in detail:ohwell: , but im also not going to act like it doesnt exsist.:huh:

    You know my family use to say about people who were all uppity- " A skunk never smells his own *ss". so im pretty sure your significant other has smelled your funk and heard you drop a log or two......get real.:smokin:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    It's not a relationship until you've talked at length about liquor-induced "peeing out the butt"
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    For the ladies who swear to never fart or poop in front of their partners, what happens when you get sick and have explosive diarrhea all over the place? Someone is gonna have to take care of you and they're probably not going to like what they see and smell.

    Especially if it's coming out of both ends! Come on, we've all had those 24-48 hour viruses before.

    I'm not going to say I've never been sick like that (though it's been longer than I've been with the BF), but I still go in the bathroom and close the door. I have thrown up a couple random times since we've been together.

    I will say that though some things can't be helped, and it's obviously different for every couple, I am not comfortable even peeing with the BF in the room. In the next room with a closed door between us is OK, though. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    I will pee in the same room if he's in the shower and the second bathroom is occupied, though.
  • Vx3_
    Vx3_ Posts: 102 Member
    OH please I know some of you women throw some silent farts after your boyfriend/husband throws one just to look like you're blaming him. It's frickin natural. Lol.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Just as a note to the ladies who plan on having children one day:

    Be prepared to fart and poo while giving birth in front of your husband, the doctor, and nurses in the room. Think about it. All that pushing is going to push out more than just a baby.

    I actually didn't do either of those things, but I threw up and peed across the room.

    It was only my mom and a nurse in the room at the time, though.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    It's not a relationship until you've talked at length about liquor-induced "peeing out the butt"

    :drinker: :laugh:
  • iamshells
    iamshells Posts: 46 Member
    Do whatever works for you! I love everything about my wife....yes she do have accidents from time to time, but I wouldnt mind if she farts in front of me! to me...love is an all or none situation.
  • PNJB796
    PNJB796 Posts: 72 Member
    My personal thoughts are, that a relationship is not dependent on being open enough to do these in front of each other, but rather respecting each other NOT to to do them. I am as broadminded as anyone and yes, there are moments when "accidents" happen, but to be so disrespectful as to do them in front of your partner what you would not do to a stranger visiting your home is just impolite. Strait laced I know, but respectful of others around me also.
  • scamacho7925
    scamacho7925 Posts: 9
    Personally, and let me emphasize, personally I do not like my partner farting or telling me when he's going to take a sh%^. I find pooping and farting pretty disgusting and I understand it's human nature but it's a turn-off!!!! If we break up I don't want to remember the odor of his farts or how many times he pooped during the day. I want him to be comfortable around me, yes, but he can just say I'm going to the restroom and I'm sure I'll know for what if he takes a long time. Now if he needs to fart he can do it away from me like any person would and same for girls. If it's an accident well it's different but unless I find it completely neccessary I just tell him I'm going to the restroom and I can fart there and do whatever I have to do.

    Plus, if you are farting it's a sign you need to go and poop so just do it and don't disgust your partner.
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I've been married for almost 33 years, together 35, and I still 'fluff' but not around him. It's not always easy, especially when you increase your fiber. I have to wear underwear under my running shorts so he cant hear me if I've forgotten to take Beano! However, if I run alone, it's kind of nice to just, let it go. lol
  • Vx3_
    Vx3_ Posts: 102 Member
    Do whatever works for you! I love everything about my wife....yes she do have accidents from time to time, but I wouldnt mind if she farts in front of me! to me...love is an all or none situation.

    ^Real man!
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    So I am guessing S E X is also out of the question? I mean it is so unlady-like to sweat and share bodily fluids...Should procreation be through osmosis? I mean really...the childrens book has it right Everybody Poops!
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
    I'm a tad confused by the OP's thoughts...so when you finally do settle down with a guy and end up getting married and growing old together, are you supposed to go 50 years suppressing your farts and pretending you only pee when you use the bathroom?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQW3S0G1-O8fbX8_zR0wnQrUywapXc50hR2SSA6UvOB5amKGbDa

    Real life fact in that photo.

    I grew up with 1 bathroom for a family of 4...which meant someone was probably using the toilet while someone was showering and there was at least one person running in an out to brush their teeth.

    I am NOT going to hold in a fart to try and run off somewhere else and let it out. If it needs to come out, it's coming out. I will excuse myself and if necessary, apologize.

    Uptight people need to go let out some gas.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Too all of those ladies who refuse to fart in front of their spouse/BF. How do you handle long car trips? How do you handle the inevitable "morning thunder" that will occur as you lounge in bed together?
  • Ruthe8
    Ruthe8 Posts: 423 Member
    Most people seem to be just saying what they personally do in their relationships, which is fine, but... there are quite a few in this thread saying PEOPLE SHOULD DO THIS or PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DO THIS. That's not your call. All you get to decide is what works for your own relationship, and shut the hell up about what everyone else SHOULD do.
  • jeserf
    jeserf Posts: 12 Member
    :smile: In our house, the dog farts an awful lot.
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    I try to present my real self with some common courtesy. I do fart in front of my SO and sometimes I announce that I need to take a dump, mostly so he can sneak in for a pee first if needed. I try just be courteous, but real. I need to know he can accept all of me, even the real and unpleasant stuff. This is not pretend love in the magic kingdom, after all.
  • lowpro1983
    lowpro1983 Posts: 305 Member
    Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.

    STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!



    :wink:

    exactly!

    however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:

    F5K3PETGX6OVUDO.LARGE.jpg

    too much?

    Thanks for the laugh today!!!!!!! :)

    This is a "whatever works for you" type of conversation. I prefer not to share these things with my "live in" bf either. For the most part, he keeps his private as well. As a matter of fact, the other day he specifically said, "I just thought you didn't poop." (Some friends of ours decided to bring up a subject of pooping regularity and schedules).
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    Tell um Ruthe8!:drinker:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    So I am guessing S E X is also out of the question? I mean it is so unlady-like to sweat and share bodily fluids...Should procreation be through osmosis? I mean really...the childrens book has it right Everybody Poops!

    I concentrated my thoughts really hard and got someone pregnant once. They didn't even know what hit 'em. Bam!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I have never, and will never, use the toilet in front of my husband. We pass gas around each other, his lactose intolerance made it fair game. Lol Some things should not be shared, but if he's darting, so am I. Ain't no double standards around here.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Most people seem to be just saying what they personally do in their relationships, which is fine, but... there are quite a few in this thread saying PEOPLE SHOULD DO THIS or PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DO THIS. That's not your call. All you get to decide is what works for your own relationship, and shut the hell up about what everyone else SHOULD do.

    You are so mean....Reported:angry: *checks and crop dust her profile*
  • elimendoza31
    elimendoza31 Posts: 359 Member
    OMG.... I laughed so hard at this post... Some women need to get over it ...Its a natural thing to do.. :laugh: :tongue:
  • basslinewild
    basslinewild Posts: 294 Member
    Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.

    STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!



    :wink:

    exactly!



    however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:

    F5K3PETGX6OVUDO.LARGE.jpg

    too much?

    ^LMFAO!! :drinker:
    Hahaha!
  • Ruthe8
    Ruthe8 Posts: 423 Member
    Most people seem to be just saying what they personally do in their relationships, which is fine, but... there are quite a few in this thread saying PEOPLE SHOULD DO THIS or PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DO THIS. That's not your call. All you get to decide is what works for your own relationship, and shut the hell up about what everyone else SHOULD do.

    You are so mean....Reported:angry: *checks and crop dust her profile*
    Just for that I'm going to fart on your head. Cute babies do not deter me.
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    My boyfriend farts on me.
    Yes, I said ON me.
    :indifferent:

    So I'm farting whenever I damn well please.
    I usually announce them though.
  • Ruthe8
    Ruthe8 Posts: 423 Member
    Plus, if you are farting it's a sign you need to go and poop so just do it and don't disgust your partner.
    Maybe you should take a class or something...
  • PinkEnvyx
    PinkEnvyx Posts: 172
    The elegance of the question itself speaks volumes. Ladies don’t discuss such things with strange men.
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    I posted this once before on a similar topic...

    You guys are cute.
    Wait until you have kids. It all changes. Womens bodies change during pregnancy. They fart and pee and poop, even when they don't want to.....sometimes they aren't even aware of it. Then there is the whole delivery thing itself. Nothing like watching a head come out of her va-jay-jay while her taint tears in half and she is firing poop nuggets across the delivery room knocking nurses over.... all the time you are trying to get her to "remember her breathing" while she is calling you a muther f--ker in front of everyone in there. Then a small purple alien with a cone shaped head comes out and you scream... "What the f--k is that?" All the time more goo is coming out of her and there is blood and poop and goo and.....
    And then the baby cries.
    The whole world stops.
    And it all seems OK.
    Nothing like hearing that first cry.
    Of course then it doesn't shut the f--k up for the next.... welll..... it has been 10 years and the only time he stops talking is when his sisters are talking.......
    :laugh:
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    I try to present my real self with some common courtesy. I do fart in front of my SO and sometimes I announce that I need to take a dump, mostly so he can sneak in for a pee first if needed. I try just be courteous, but real. I need to know he can accept all of me, even the real and unpleasant stuff. This is not pretend love in the magic kingdom, after all.

    We do consider it common courtesy in our house to let the other know if one of the bathrooms "needs a little time", you know, for the smoke to clear, so that the other may use another restroom.

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