Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

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  • TabbathaAnne
    TabbathaAnne Posts: 162 Member
    I bet the OP never thought this thread would reach a part 2 :laugh:

    Lol back again I see....... Causing more trouble!
  • tatimoco
    tatimoco Posts: 8 Member
    Does pooping and farting in front of your boyfriend have anything in common with your weight loss?
  • madeeley
    madeeley Posts: 8 Member
    My fiance and I fart and poop and burp in front of each other. People are people, whatever your gender. There is nothing "rude" or "wrong" or "inappropriate" about having a gastrointestinal system and normal bodily functions. If you don't feel comfortable doing that stuff in front of your partner in private, that's fine. If you do, that's fine too. For us, it just enhances our emotional intimacy because we are completely comfortable around one another. Personally, I would think there was something wrong in my relationship if I had to scurry off to the bathroom every time I had to fart....
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    I bet the OP never thought this thread would reach a part 2 :laugh:

    Lol back again I see....... Causing more trouble!


    ;)
  • madeeley
    madeeley Posts: 8 Member
    And agreed.... why the hell is this on a weight loss website forum?

    Talk about inappropriate....
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    And agreed.... why the hell is this on a weight loss website forum?

    Talk about inappropriate....

    Uggh. This is going to go over like a FART in church. :laugh:
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    How does keeping your bodily functions to yourself make you uptight....if you can keep it together at work (assuming you don't go around telling everyone you're about to take a dump or let one out in front of your boss) then you can keep it together at home.

    Obbbviously there will be times accidents happen...and then you laugh and move on (no embarrassment or whatever). But if you CAN go to another room why not do it?

    p.s. nothing to do with sexism....I don't do it, my boyfriend doesn't do it. Kind of like not making gross chomping noises at the dinner table, its courtesy (in my opinion).

    Also not sure how farting relates in any way to an exciting sex life.....for those who mentioned it....thats just weird. I personally don't get aroused when I smell *kitten*....

    Edit: This isn't a serious post. I won't get "butt"hurt if you think my opinion is "sh*tty".
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233

    Also not sure how farting relates in any way to an exciting sex life.....for those who mentioned it....thats just weird. I personally don't get aroused when I smell *kitten*....

    Well, I was going to tell you my *kitten* smells like roses, but you hate roses :sad:
  • caslyn3
    caslyn3 Posts: 70 Member
    I pee in the shower.

    This literally made me LOL.

    Comment on the original post - I don't think it is letting yourself go if you fart or poop.. I mean, do you burp around him ? Does he do any of the above around you? If so, do you think he is letting himself go ? I don't think ladies or men should just openly fart.. like it was as simple as breathing, if it happens.. then excuse yourself and move on.. but I mean, have some manners..LOL
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member

    Also not sure how farting relates in any way to an exciting sex life.....for those who mentioned it....thats just weird. I personally don't get aroused when I smell *kitten*....

    Well, I was going to tell you my *kitten* smells like roses, but you hate roses :sad:

    Haha because roses smell like *kitten*!
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    My fiance and I fart and poop and burp in front of each other. People are people, whatever your gender. There is nothing "rude" or "wrong" or "inappropriate" about having a gastrointestinal system and normal bodily functions. If you don't feel comfortable doing that stuff in front of your partner in private, that's fine. If you do, that's fine too. For us, it just enhances our emotional intimacy because we are completely comfortable around one another. Personally, I would think there was something wrong in my relationship if I had to scurry off to the bathroom every time I had to fart....

    Actually there would be something wrong with your intestines if you had to fart that often
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    Does pooping and farting in front of your boyfriend have anything in common with your weight loss?

    Maybe! Perhaps being soo comfortable can lead to being a little too comfortable. So comfortable that you don't notice the 40lbs creeping on in the first few years of marriage. This thread might be on to something...
  • obsidianwings
    obsidianwings Posts: 1,237 Member
    This thread made me LOL.
    One question though, how have you managed to fall in love so many times and have so many long lasting relationships? (I know you don't mention how many in your post, but you make it sound like quite a few). Surely if they were that long lasting you wouldn't be able to have that many of them? There wouldn't be enough time to fit that many in if you get what I mean, especially since you don't look particiularly old in your profile pic. I'm guessing theres lots of people who are fairly open with their bodily functions that have had/are in much longer relationships than that (life long even), so I don't think it is related.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233

    Also not sure how farting relates in any way to an exciting sex life.....for those who mentioned it....thats just weird. I personally don't get aroused when I smell *kitten*....

    Well, I was going to tell you my *kitten* smells like roses, but you hate roses :sad:

    Haha because roses smell like *kitten*!

    Is that why roses are so popular on Valentines Day? :laugh:
  • MustangSally74
    MustangSally74 Posts: 59 Member
    This is one damn funny thread! I am laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face. Between the hilarious stories, especailly the one about the gal and her hubby at Kmart...freaking priceless!!! The people that are so uptight about bodily functions is something else. I know we all have opinions but come on..REALLY?

    I think the people that have issues need to get a grip! Seriously if you can't take a crap or fart in front of your SO, geeze I hate to see how you respond to issues that are really important!

    Here's one for all you people that are disgusted by this thread...it's fun sending pics to each other when you take a dump and are proud of it!! It's great fun!!! I'll be the first to admit, I don't have to be ladylike all the time, you only live once, have some fun!!!
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Here's one for all you people that are disgusted by this thread...it's fun sending pics to each other when you take a dump and are proud of it!! It's great fun!!!

    Pics or it didn't happen! :laugh:
  • MustangSally74
    MustangSally74 Posts: 59 Member
    Do folks find disgusting topics amusing? This is a weight loss website...


    Hi Debby Downer.. My name is Lauren :)
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    Very Nice! Thank you!!!
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Almost to part 2
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
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  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Farting & Pooping in front of your significant other PART 2 :)
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
    Let the poop flinging begin all over again!
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    OMG, i can't believe this thread is still going :laugh:
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    OMG, i can't believe this thread is still going :laugh:

    Yeah, it was getting a little nasty yesterday. I was sure it would get locked.
  • Phoenix59
    Phoenix59 Posts: 364 Member
    All this poop/fart talk got things "moving." Be right back. In the meantime, read this....HILARIOUS!!!

    http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    My husband and I used to crop dust in walmart... we're divorcing...

    damnit... THAT'S WHY IT FAILED!
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    As long as it is not during certain sex positions!
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    As long as it is not during certain sex positions!

    hahahah. Worst timing EVER.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    I can think of a couple of scenarios where it is bad news!
  • devilblkdress
    devilblkdress Posts: 42
    I have to agree 100% with the original person who started this post! I do not do these thing in front of my husband either and we have been in a relationship for close to 17 years. In all fairness though there are a few factors I consider; (1) I don't find these things sexy and I want to continue to have the ravishing sex life that we still have after all these years. (2) My husband doesn't do these things in front of me. In fact a few times in the last few years he has woken up out of a dead sleep with gas and apologized because it is just not in his nature. He is very well manner gentleman (especially for being a SSGT in the Army lol). (3) These bodily functions are just that facts of life that are a necessity and though in some instances they can be funny (the comment earlier about it happening during sex made me puke a bit in mouth mouth with the visual but it was funny) they just aren't my humor. But for those of you who love it keep on dutch oven'in it up! :)
  • jazee11
    jazee11 Posts: 321
    again????

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