Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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My soon-to-be ex-wife was vegan for a while and she used to taint the air regularly. Heck, I would broke wind just to keep from getting blown away! Mind you, there's a time and a place. Nothing worse than the closed elevator...0
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I broke the fart barrier with my last bf. Well actually I let one rip when he was out of the room and accidentally dutch ovened the dude when he crawled back in. After that he thought it was perfectly fine to fart in front of me -.-0
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:drinker: :drinker: Hanging a New Air Purifier on the Thread!!0
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I have to agree 100% with the original person who started this post! I do not do these thing in front of my husband either and we have been in a relationship for close to 17 years. In all fairness though there are a few factors I consider; (1) I don't find these things sexy and I want to continue to have the ravishing sex life that we still have after all these years. (2) My husband doesn't do these things in front of me. In fact a few times in the last few years he has woken up out of a dead sleep with gas and apologized because it is just not in his nature. He is very well manner gentleman (especially for being a SSGT in the Army lol). (3) These bodily functions are just that facts of life that are a necessity and though in some instances they can be funny (the comment earlier about it happening during sex made me puke a bit in mouth mouth with the visual but it was funny) they just aren't my humor. But for those of you who love it keep on dutch oven'in it up!
How would farting in front of your husband ruin your "ravishing sex life"? :huh:
People can have manners and still be able to relax and let a fart go, you know.0 -
I reckon I'm the only person on MFP who had to look up the phrase "dutch oven". Even my son didn't know that one and he's usually the one who has to explain slang phrases to me. The things you learn on MFP!0
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I am laughing so hard....of course, I didn't get through ALL 20 pages of posts, but as the original poster, I NEVER thought this would be so hilarious let alone go on for so long!
Thanks to everyone for posting! I of course did not mean to post this with the intent to cause drama or on-line fights between some of you very opinionated people. Never knew that a topic about farting and pooping could get so heated! And as for those of you commenting on why this topic was posted on a fitness/health site, well, notice the board I posted this in: "Chit-chat, fun, and games". NOT the "For serious, healthy, prim and proper, people only board".
I don't like to fart or poop in front of my man, but I was just curious to hear about what everyone else thinks. I have a sense of humor and thank you to all of you who made my day, sharing your intimate details about your bodily functions in the bathroom! LOL! :bigsmile:0 -
Pooping is the sort of thing I only do in front of other people. I just can't relax enough to poop when I have privacy. And, thank goodness for Depends!0
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And one more thing...My partner DOES fart in front of me and he thinks it's hilarious. Of course I am at first disgusted by the deathly stench that comes from his a**, but I most of the time I can't help but start to laugh after seeing the look on his face like he's 8 years old again, laughing so hard he's in tears. So whatever, I am dating a wonderful man who has a childish side but still treats me better than I could ever wish for. I find that personally, acting like a lady makes me more attractive and beautiful, regardless of what he thinks. I'm positive he wouldn't give two craps if I farted in front of him, but to me, it's important to remain somewhat ladylike...for the most part :blushing:0
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These "discussions" crack me up. Hey...if you want to rip em and burp in your sexual partner's face, go have fun with that! If you keep it private, go have fun with that. But a debate about it??? LMAO! This wasn't a discussion....it was a debate. About f*^king farts and *kitten*.????????? "Oh I have a better relationship because I dutch oven my man.....no *I* do because I am a 'lady' " :noway:0
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I think it's hot when a girl farts in front of me. It's a comfort thing lol0
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To the poster that thought it was hilarious about people debating on this topic - This is exactly what I thought when I saw the 500 + posts on this topic! I never imagined it would cause arguments, LOL! I'm not judging anyone on what they prefer to do, I just wanted to see if there were people out there like myself who don't like to "let loose" in front of their partner. I will admit that in past relationships, I'd been more relaxed. When I decided to stop caring about what I did or looked like in front of my previous partners, I realized that the spark between us lessened. I like to still keep some things about my personal maintenance and bodily functions a "mystery" if you will. So far, it seems to make our relationship better. I don't know. But hey, do what you do!!! But people - please don't get yourself all worked up and debate on such a silly topic! You might get constipated over it!!!0
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To healthyhandyman ^^^^ LMFAO!!!!0
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i think it's sad that people don't allow themselves to be human, and part of being human is bodily functions. I was brought up to believe that farting is natural. Personally, I think it proves that God has a sense of humor, and wants us to have one too, otherwise why do they have a funny sound and smell? Just another lesson to not take yourself so seriously.
At my age though, you have to be careful if you let one rip, because it might be more than just gas.0 -
Oh sweet crap in heaven above...are we really talking about this?0
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Oh sweet crap in heaven above...are we really talking about this?
Everyone knows there is no crap in heaven. Geez.0 -
I am the middle of five kids. I grew up in a house with a permanent open-door policy and a bathroom that served as a shortcut through the middle of the house (had a door on each end). After that, I enjoy some privacy. My husband knows I poop but he does not need to see me do it. It's just not a social event.
He also has the "hancock" rule. It reads: "There shall be no talking when my hand is on my ----." Fair enough.0 -
For the people saying they "never fart" in front of their SO/spouse, I hate to break it to you, but when you sleep, you fart. And chances are, your spouse has heard it. I know I have. My husband has told me so. God forbid you have a natural, human, bodily function. If you can't laugh about the sillier things that make us human in front of each other without getting grossed out, then that's just kind of sad.0
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One word, farticles.0
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Sasssy69 - Even though I choose not to fart in front of my partner....he does tell me that yes, I do fart in my sleep. What?! That couldn't be! But yes, I know it is bound to happen. Oh well, at least it's not with my own acknowledgment!!!0
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I think it's hot when a girl farts in front of me. It's a comfort thing lol
I've got one cookin' right now!0 -
I think it's hot when a girl farts in front of me. It's a comfort thing lol
I've got one cookin' right now!
The thread lives!!!! :laugh:0 -
My opinion...once he's seen you give birth...what's there to hide anymore!!! LOL0
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My opinion...once he's seen you give birth...what's there to hide anymore!!! LOL
I have to share this...I asked for an enema before I gave birth to my first because I was more terrified of pooping in front of my doctor than any other aspect of giving birth. I'd never had one before, and when I went into the bathroom, with my mom, husband and nurses all standing outside the door, I was not prepared for the sounds that were coming out of my ***! I was laughing hysterically, and came out of the bathroom with tears streaming down my face. Yeah, real mature over here! :bigsmile:0 -
Lol0
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HAHASFORHOOHAS-THEFARTTHAT(ALMOST)ALTEREDMYDESTINY
:drinker: I cannot post the Link, but hopefully that will take you to the Story. It will make you Cry, in a Good Way!!0 -
Heeee Classic! :laugh:
Yes and Yes...0 -
HAHASFORHOOHAS-THEFARTTHAT(ALMOST)ALTEREDMYDESTINY
:drinker: I cannot post the Link, but hopefully that will take you to the Story. It will make you Cry, in a Good Way!!
I posted the link on the previous page. That had to be the funniest thing I've ever read! I about died when he screams "I CAN TASTE IT!" I hadn't laughed so hard in who knows how long!
As for the whole pooping/farting thing, as I told a former boyfriend once when he chastised me for being unladylike, "neither is sucking a d!ck, but you don't complain about that!" So, yeah...
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My partner turns the taps on full blast when he has his toilet time LOL wuss.
Anyway I fart in front of my partner, my farts are louder than his, he has little air puffs when he does it.0 -
Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
exactly!
however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:
too much?
I haven't gotten through most of this topic yet, but so far it has made my week. And ^^ that is the best. Post. Ever.0
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