Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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I'm knocked up. I have no control over my flatulence. Plus, my husband thinks it's funny when I fart and can't help it.
My man wouldn't care either. He laughs.0 -
Yeah try having a baby. Farting, burping, vomiting, pooping....You and your lovey will experience it all together! You can either pretend like its not happening, and there's nothing to joke about or you can find some comic relief in it. I'd prefer not to sit in awkward silence but that's just me.0
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After 29 years youhave private things between you two??? For example????I have been married 29 years and there are a few things that still remain private, {except for the oops moments.}0 -
i go poop in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping.
if i have to in the day, i say i'm taking a shower so i know no one will bother me.
i taught my kids to leave the room if they have to fart, and i would expect anyone else to do the same.0 -
After 29 years youhave private things between you two??? For example????I have been married 29 years and there are a few things that still remain private, {except for the oops moments.}
Ya like maybe they don't rip farts on eachother? That's just gross. I don't need the man who makes me cum farting on me intentionally.0 -
i go poop in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping.
if i have to in the day, i say i'm taking a shower so i know no one will bother me.
i taught my kids to leave the room if they have to fart, and i would expect anyone else to do the same.
I feel kinda bad for the kids. :ohwell:
I mean if you're really that uptight about taking a crap or farting, I think it says a lot more about your own insecurities and boundary issues than anyone else's.0 -
You aren't a prude because you don't fart/poop/pee or whatever in front of your SO. And it IS sustainable long term. My DH and I have been together for 7 years, living together for 5, and married for 3. In all that time together, we have never farted or pooped in front of one another. I definitely believe in keeping a little mystery in a relationship. I guess we both prefer partners who keep some things private, which is why we get along so well. I don't tell him about my period either or change my feminine products in front of him.
I am not insecure because I don't want to fart/poop/pee in front of the only person I am going to have sex with for the rest of my life! That is such an asinine judgment.
And someone made the comment that your spouse is supposed to be your best friend, don't you fart in front of them-Yeah, I have never farted in front of my best friends either.0 -
After 29 years youhave private things between you two??? For example????I have been married 29 years and there are a few things that still remain private, {except for the oops moments.}
Ya like maybe they don't rip farts on eachother? That's just gross. I don't need the man who makes me cum farting on me intentionally.
LOL I don't think anyone here is talking about farting on their SO intentionally... geez.0 -
Um ya read the whole thread.^^^^^0
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! I think I made it through about 10 posts before I almost died laughing...
For all the ladies who cant handle a fart, omg, wait til you have babies........... LOL!
Wicked funny thread!0 -
OMG! This made me howl with laughter! Reminded me a bit of a couple times out with my ex, who had vicious farts - he dropped a couple in stores and would usher me quickly out of the isle and keep an eye on unsuspecting shoppers approaching the drop zone. Those poor, poor people. At least, he had the class to never set me up.Sometimes when I know it's going to be a bad fart, I slip it out and ask him if he can smell burning...he takes a deep breath in and BAM! There it is. I disgust myself sometimes.
He farted in K-Mart one day and took off leaving me standing there. A lady walked into it and gave me the worst look ever. He set me up and cackled about it for hours after.
In saying that...there's a time and a place. I don't do it in public or when we're around other people.
Congratulations to all you people who have such tight sphincters that you can contain all your farts in the presence of others, and may you continue to have such control as you age and digestive issues begin to appear in us mere mortals.
I do like privacy about the bathroom. I was married 10 years and never shared the bathroom while either of us were using the toilet. To me, that's gross. I think it's important to have a little mystery in that department.0 -
LOL My and my Husband dont find it a big deal we especially him, It's not something that ever comes up. Of course when we were first together i was nervous about it, i was taking showers every time i did the deed but i guess when you actually love someone and are comfortable with them silly stuff like that just goes away0
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! I think I made it through about 10 posts before I almost died laughing...
For all the ladies who cant handle a fart, omg, wait til you have babies........... LOL!
Wicked funny thread!
OMG! I know!0 -
Well..Well..Quite the conversation someone started.
My hubby and I have been on/off for 22 years.
We have seen, done it all.:noway:
Although, I will admit, it was funnier when we were smoking weed.:laugh:
BTW, I don't fart~I Fluff!!!
And, should one "sneak out" or come out "like a marching band"..it is ALWAYS blamed on the DOGS!!!
I don't Poop-I "drop the kids off at the pool"-lol-heard that one at work.. cracked me up..but being a night shift RN, you can laff about anything!!:happy:
Seriously, bathroom time is finally, after many years, OUR PRIVATE TIME.:bigsmile:0 -
Congratulations to all you people who have such tight sphincters that you can contain all your farts in the presence of others, and may you continue to have such control as you age and digestive issues begin to appear in us mere mortals.
THIS!
Best comment sofar.0 -
The people getting super offended makes this thread a hilarious bedtime read.
LOL!!! Yes it sure does!!0 -
Aj is the First and Only Man Ive ever pooped or farted in front of. I crap with the door open if i please. He craps when I'm taking a nice shower. Seems even to me. If Men can hold us women down and fart on our backs and fart in our faces and fart in general near our bodies. I have the right to fart right back. if you take a dump when im taking a bath or a shower, i'm gonna crap with the door open and let that smell linger into his 'Man zone'.
If i have to deal with his stench when i'm trying to relax and smell the nice bubble bath.
Have fun with that wiff while your playing COD.0 -
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! I think I made it through about 10 posts before I almost died laughing...
For all the ladies who cant handle a fart, omg, wait til you have babies........... LOL!
Wicked funny thread!
LOL AMEN. Kids will put an end to prudeness for good0 -
I guess I'm not a lady then. On the first night my SO and I spent together, I said the following "There's something you need to know about me and I'm not going to change. I fart. A lot. And I'm not holding it in around you. So you can stay, or you can go, but I'll be farting either way."
I don't fart ON him. He doesn't fart on me. We fart in each other's presence. And congratulate each other on a good one...
Ok so I read it wrong. I read it as she farts ON him. It's still gross to sit around rippin them and not simply excusing yourself from other's presense. I have a teenager and an 8 year old. I don't need my sexual partner doing it too.0 -
The people getting super offended makes this thread a hilarious bedtime read.
I agree0 -
Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
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Sometimes when I know it's going to be a bad fart, I slip it out and ask him if he can smell burning...he takes a deep breath in and BAM! There it is. I disgust myself sometimes.
He farted in K-Mart one day and took off leaving me standing there. A lady walked into it and gave me the worst look ever. He set me up and cackled about it for hours after.
:laugh:
BAHAHAHAHAHAA0 -
'BAHAHA' isss sooooo appropriate here. However this is quite disturbing, but terribly hilarious at the same time!!!
:laugh:Sometimes when I know it's going to be a bad fart, I slip it out and ask him if he can smell burning...he takes a deep breath in and BAM! There it is. I disgust myself sometimes.
He farted in K-Mart one day and took off leaving me standing there. A lady walked into it and gave me the worst look ever. He set me up and cackled about it for hours after.
BAHAHAHAHAHAA0 -
So what about men- you're saying it's not okay for women to do these things. You think it's okay for men to? That's hypocritical.Despite all the sarcasm and nonsense that everyone else is posting, I agree with you. I believe that ladies shouldn't do that kind of stuff in front of another person. Its not attractive whatsoever. We all know we go but we should do it in private. I've been friends with my best friend for like six years and I think I farted in front of her like twice and it was on accident. Its just not classy to brag or talk about how you have to poop or burping in front of someone. Some ladies should get some class.
No, I don't think its okay for a man to fart next to me. He should have some respect.
:noway: I've said this before, and I will say it again, does that mean my partner doesnt repsect me because he farts in front of me all the time? Do I not repsect him because I always tell him when I have to poop? B!tch please.
First off, you could have enough common decency to not call me a *****. Ignorant. If you're all really going to get uptight about MY opinion, then you are really childish. Its an opinion. Get over yourselves. I have better things to do with my life then to sit here and defend myself.
You Mad Bro?
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My Golly..what happens if you are having sex (making love, for you gentile ladies), and a queef happens?:embarassed:
Not sure I spelled it right..but we all know what I mean..
Do you get up in the middle of doing the deed, or break out laffing?
Laffing is so much more fun..but again..it was more fun stoned...:noway:
Sister Nicolette0 -
I just got done watching the How I Met Your Mother episode where Barney had to leave his house everyday at a certain time just to fart and when he finally did his GF was relieved because she'd been going out on the balcony and they shared a fart moment...now that's love0
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Listen God forbid something happens to you that can leave u bed bound and cant do anything for yourself because then and only then do you realize the real relationship you have with someone....Those that dont fart or **** in front of your men by pure accident, coincedence or on purpose, expect to get a home health nurse, cause theyre outta there!!! Sorry, but its the truth...0
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i go poop in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping.
if i have to in the day, i say i'm taking a shower so i know no one will bother me.
i taught my kids to leave the room if they have to fart, and i would expect anyone else to do the same.
I feel kinda bad for the kids. :ohwell:
I mean if you're really that uptight about taking a crap or farting, I think it says a lot more about your own insecurities and boundary issues than anyone else's.
i teach my children manners, that's all.0 -
My Golly..what happens if you are having sex (making love, for you gentile ladies), and a queef happens?:embarassed:
Not sure I spelled it right..but we all know what I mean..
Do you get up in the middle of doing the deed, or break out laffing?
Laffing is so much more fun..but again..it was more fun stoned...:noway:
Sister Nicolette
LOL WHAT HAS THIS THREAD BECOME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!0 -
So what about men- you're saying it's not okay for women to do these things. You think it's okay for men to? That's hypocritical.Despite all the sarcasm and nonsense that everyone else is posting, I agree with you. I believe that ladies shouldn't do that kind of stuff in front of another person. Its not attractive whatsoever. We all know we go but we should do it in private. I've been friends with my best friend for like six years and I think I farted in front of her like twice and it was on accident. Its just not classy to brag or talk about how you have to poop or burping in front of someone. Some ladies should get some class.
No, I don't think its okay for a man to fart next to me. He should have some respect.
:noway: I've said this before, and I will say it again, does that mean my partner doesnt repsect me because he farts in front of me all the time? Do I not repsect him because I always tell him when I have to poop? B!tch please.
First off, you could have enough common decency to not call me a *****. Ignorant. If you're all really going to get uptight about MY opinion, then you are really childish. Its an opinion. Get over yourselves. I have better things to do with my life then to sit here and defend myself.
You Mad Bro?
No :laugh:0
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