Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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Recent studies have shown that there is a direct relationship in a decrease in detecting sarcasm and inhaling farts.
Clearly this post needs bumped. :noway: :laugh:0 -
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What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?0
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Gotta love Beavis & Butthead...0 -
What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?
Prefer not to test this one out. lol0 -
So... no green vegetables, fruit, meat or dairy... kind of doesn't leave much else in the way of food other than the starchy carbs and fats that got some of us here overweight in the first place.so, just to bring it back to nutrition if i may....
If you want to reduce your gas production, you should avoid these ten foods that make you fart. These foods promote farting because you can't digest them completely. When they reach your intestine in their undigested form, the bacteria in your intestine break them down and produce gas. The worst farting foods can vary from person to person, so if you're really concerned about stopping gas, you should keep a diary of what foods you eat and how much you fart.
Beans. The famous "musical fruit" makes you fart because they contain the sugar raffinose. You can reduce beans' gassiness, while keeping their health beneifts, by soaking them overnight and draining them, then cooking with fresh water.
Cruciferous vegetables. Cauliflower and broccoli contain the same type of sugar as beans. There's no way to reduce their gassiness if you eat them raw.
Fruit. Fruits contain fructose, another sugar which can be difficult to digest.
Dairy products. Dairy products contain lactose, or milk sugar. The majority of people are lactose intolerant, meaning they can't digest lactose properly and may develop gassiness, discomfort or stomach upset if they eat it. Eating lactose can make you fart if you are slightly lactose intolerant.
High-fructose corn syrup. This is a common sweetener that sneaks its way into all kinds of processed foods. Since it contains high levels of fructose, it can make you fart.
Whole grains.Fiber-rich foods are promoted as part of a healthy diet, but also contain indigestible carbohydrates that make you fart. If you want to increase the amount of fiber in your diet, do it slowly to give your system a chance to adjust, or else you'll experience lots of gassy discomfort.
Sorbitol. Sorbitol found naturally in fruits, is also a common artificial sweetener in chewing gum and other sugar-free foods. It's hard to digest, making it low-calorie, but that also means it makes you fart.
Gum. Chewing gum can make you fart because when you chew gum, you swallow air.
Soda. Carbonated beverages like soda have a flatulent effect: when you put gas inside your body, it has to escape somewhere, either by burping or farting.
Meat. Meat and other protein-rich foods don't directly make you fart, but they do increase the time it takes to digest your food, meaning bacteria have more time to produce gases in your intestines. It also produces sulfur, which makes your farts smell worse.
If you want to reduce your gas production, you should avoid these ten foods that make you fart. These foods promote farting because you can't digest them completely. When they reach your intestine in their undigested form, the bacteria in your intestine break them down and produce gas. The worst farting foods can vary from person to person, so if you're really concerned about stopping gas, you should keep a diary of what foods you eat and how much you fart.
"the fart diaries" new tv show?0 -
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What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?
Prefer not to test this one out. lol
Hahah it would be gross, for sure, but would they freak out and break up with their partner out of sheer embarrassment? Or you would you have a laugh and move on?0 -
8 pages? I thought this is MyFITNESSPal, Not MyFARTINGPal!!!!!!0
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I got lucky, my husband can't smell bad smells. His brother sat on his face with a nasty diaper on when they were kids and it overloaded his senses.
LMFAO WHUT????!!?
yes, its true. My husband's brother is missing part of his intestines and has had to wear diapers his whole life, even now as an adult. So when they were kids wrestling he sat on his face doing a move and now he can't smell anything foul, but he can still smell pleasant scents. It's so weird??!!0 -
What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^No, they used to call it "Earning your RED WINGS," but, that was if he was taking a "lunch break" down "there"
WTF, I'm a lot older than ya'll.0 -
1st off girls don't fart.. They fluff
lol & 2nd of all I take a **** while my boyfriend brushes his teeth lol we have 1 bathroom FYI. & I walk around butt *kitten* naked not looking my hottest haha lol. I can tell him when he has a booger in his nose as well as he does to me and I'm not mortified afterwards... I mean maybe in the courting stages of like 0-6mths but I'm a firm believer the if your with a guy for only 6 months and he breaks up with you at the 6- 12 mth mark he simply got to know you and all of your falults wether you'd like to believe it or not & decided he's not game and wants something different even if you let your farts travel back up your *kitten* for the sake of petty embarrassment ... 2 relationships under my belt.. 1st one 5 yrs current one 4 yrs ... 0 -
8 pages? I thought this is MyFITNESSPal, Not MyFARTINGPal!!!!!!
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I think some muscle contractions are involved in both. I wonder how many calories...8 pages? I thought this is MyFITNESSPal, Not MyFARTINGPal!!!!!!0 -
8 pages? I thought this is MyFITNESSPal, Not MyFARTINGPal!!!!!!
Just trying to keep people informed on the effects of leafy greens and legumes!
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What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^No, they used to call it "Earning your RED WINGS," but, that was if he was taking a "lunch break" down "there"
WTF, I'm a lot older than ya'll.
Hahaha I've heard of the red wings but not while taking a lunch break down there, but that happened to a friend of mine hahahha he was so grossed out afterwards hahahahah
Edit: if we mean the same thing?0 -
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Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
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So... no green vegetables, fruit, meat or dairy... kind of doesn't leave much else in the way of food other than the starchy carbs and fats that got some of us here overweight in the first place.
time to invest in some "bean-o"
it's true though, if you ease the raw veggies in slowly it helps. i avoid raw broccoli and cauliflower because it makes me toot like there's no tomorrow0 -
Hahhaha man I wish this site had a "like" button!!0 -
so, just to bring it back to nutrition if i may....
If you want to reduce your gas production, you should avoid these ten foods that make you fart. These foods promote farting because you can't digest them completely. When they reach your intestine in their undigested form, the bacteria in your intestine break them down and produce gas. The worst farting foods can vary from person to person, so if you're really concerned about stopping gas, you should keep a diary of what foods you eat and how much you fart.
Beans. The famous "musical fruit" makes you fart because they contain the sugar raffinose. You can reduce beans' gassiness, while keeping their health beneifts, by soaking them overnight and draining them, then cooking with fresh water.
Cruciferous vegetables. Cauliflower and broccoli contain the same type of sugar as beans. There's no way to reduce their gassiness if you eat them raw.
Fruit. Fruits contain fructose, another sugar which can be difficult to digest.
Dairy products. Dairy products contain lactose, or milk sugar. The majority of people are lactose intolerant, meaning they can't digest lactose properly and may develop gassiness, discomfort or stomach upset if they eat it. Eating lactose can make you fart if you are slightly lactose intolerant.
High-fructose corn syrup. This is a common sweetener that sneaks its way into all kinds of processed foods. Since it contains high levels of fructose, it can make you fart.
Whole grains.Fiber-rich foods are promoted as part of a healthy diet, but also contain indigestible carbohydrates that make you fart. If you want to increase the amount of fiber in your diet, do it slowly to give your system a chance to adjust, or else you'll experience lots of gassy discomfort.
Sorbitol. Sorbitol found naturally in fruits, is also a common artificial sweetener in chewing gum and other sugar-free foods. It's hard to digest, making it low-calorie, but that also means it makes you fart.
Gum. Chewing gum can make you fart because when you chew gum, you swallow air.
Soda. Carbonated beverages like soda have a flatulent effect: when you put gas inside your body, it has to escape somewhere, either by burping or farting.
Meat. Meat and other protein-rich foods don't directly make you fart, but they do increase the time it takes to digest your food, meaning bacteria have more time to produce gases in your intestines. It also produces sulfur, which makes your farts smell worse.
If you want to reduce your gas production, you should avoid these ten foods that make you fart. These foods promote farting because you can't digest them completely. When they reach your intestine in their undigested form, the bacteria in your intestine break them down and produce gas. The worst farting foods can vary from person to person, so if you're really concerned about stopping gas, you should keep a diary of what foods you eat and how much you fart.
"the fart diaries" new tv show?
And NEVER GET PREGNANT, because everything you eat will be expelled in gaseous form.0 -
Oh well, I've accepted my fate. I guess I'm a man now because I fart in front of my boyfriend. Our relationship is going to die a fiery, gassy death because I farted back at him when he tried to dutch oven me. Perhaps I should change my profile to say male now.0
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And I'm sure women don't sweat either ...
Nope - it's not sweat - we glisten0 -
How many "long lasting relationships" do you have to have before you figure out that you still haven't had a "lasting relationship"? Perhaps niether you nor your lovers know how to really accept each other - for life? :-(
But when you do find that one, you will probably fart when you have to, and poop while he's in the same bathroom, and just laugh about it. Romance is more than the crap they write about int he novels or the crap they put up on the movie screen. Real romance is a life long commitment called "marriage". Hope you find that one day!0 -
Oh well, I've accepted my fate. I guess I'm a man now because I fart in front of my boyfriend. Our relationship is going to die a fiery, gassy death because I farted back at him when he tried to dutch oven me. Perhaps I should change my profile to say male now.
Cool. Then you will be able to go shirtless too!
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You know the one your with is a keeper when they take a crap or fart in front of you and dont get embarrassed.
Its MY TIME TO SHINE!!!!!0 -
what if it wasnt an accident?What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?0 -
what if it wasnt an accident?What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?
Oh it could never be on purpose! How unladylike! 0 -
How many "long lasting relationships" do you have to have before you figure out that you still haven't had a "lasting relationship"? Perhaps niether you nor your lovers know how to really accept each other - for life? :-(
But when you do find that one, you will probably fart when you have to, and poop while he's in the same bathroom, and just laugh about it. Romance is more than the crap they write about int he novels or the crap they put up on the movie screen. Real romance is a life long commitment called "marriage". Hope you find that one day!
THIS. Romance is loving someone and finding them attractive even after the rose-colored glasses fade and you realize they're flawed, human and full of gas.0 -
Ever Had really bad chilli farts? Oh my GOD.
My Man made the SPICIEST Chilli I have ever SMELLED.
I refused to eat it thank god.
When he got into bed that night...
The stench was SO bad that i thought I was going to PASS OUT. I instantly Jumped out of bed like I was on FIRE and opened the Bedroom window and put the fan on full blast...
I seriously thought the sheet was going to catch fire from his rotten *kitten*.0
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