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  • jessicajoy87
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    "Don't tell God how big your storm is,
    Tell your storm how Big your God is."
  • jessicajoy87
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    "Life isn't measured by how many breaths we take,
    but by the moments that take out breath away."
  • tubbytabbytales
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    I absolutely love this.
  • ivykivy
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    You can't turn a *kitten* in to a house wife

    or the prostitute reduces you to a loaf of bread, and the adulteress preys upon your very life. Prov 6:26

    Better to be a nobody and yet have a servant than pretend to be somebody and have no food. Prov 12:9

    Better to live on a corner of a roof than to share a home with a quarreling woman. Prov 21:9
  • NotSurprised
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    I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions & Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional Football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today. -- Gerald Ford ( 1974)
  • NotSurprised
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    Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things blocking and tackling. -- Vince Lombardi
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    Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann
  • NotSurprised
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    New invention: Snap on acne for people who want to look younger. -- Johnny Carson
  • NotSurprised
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    If you want to capture your youth, cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein
  • NotSurprised
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    Youth doesn't reason, it acts. The old man reasons and would like to make others act in his place. -- Francis Picabia
  • NotSurprised
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    Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. -- J.K. Rowling
  • NotSurprised
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    The joy of the young is to disobey but the trouble is, there are no longer any orders. -- Jean Cocteau
  • NotSurprised
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    In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. -- Roger Allen
  • NotSurprised
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    The real lost souls don't wear their hair long and play guitars. They have crew cuts, trained minds, sign on for research in biological warfare and don't give their parents a moment's worry. -- J.B Priestley
  • NotSurprised
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    The intolerance of young people appeals to me. It's a good sign when a youngster is temperamentally in revolt against the world in general. -- Roger Martin Du Gard
  • NotSurprised
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    The closest you can get to your youth is to start repeatin' your follies. -- Reg Smythe (Andy Capp)
  • mommy2ans
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    This one is for Not surprised.

    " How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?"

    ha! that was great!
  • CasperO
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    Every generation believes that it is smarter than the one that came before it, and wiser than the one that comes after.
  • NotSurprised
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    The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication; for youth is sweet and they are growing. -- Aristotle
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    Americans began by loving youth, and now, out of adult self pity, they worship it. -- Jacques Barzun

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