Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

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  • hippietofugirl
    hippietofugirl Posts: 430
    He's watched me give birth to our two children, I think any modesty I may have clung to went right out the window.

    YEP. Same here.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    Ok... lets get real...
    If I have to poo... no one in worlddddddddd can be around me. I have to be in a place far far away from anyone else... my husband isn't even allowed to be on the same floor of the house as me. LOL..
    BUT... if you have to fart... that is different!!! I could neverrrrrrr be with someone who I couldn't fart in front of!!! Its almost an intimacy builder!! LOL ... seriously!! Once you get passed that.. you can get passed anything! My husband would NEVER fart before he got with me...now he tries to beat mine :) I love him for it :) Occasionally we even have fart parades ;) Never take yourself too seriously! :) The beauty of being real beats the" OMG I have to fart and cant" any day!!
  • KettleBellHoe
    KettleBellHoe Posts: 161
    Hardcore Punk, I am comfortable around my men and that includes farting and taking a **** even masturbating...oh welll:) just me i guess. Always have great best friend based romantic relationships.
  • hippietofugirl
    hippietofugirl Posts: 430
    My husband is actually the more squeemish of us. I probably should tone it down, but I can't help it. I ate 4 deviled eggs and a side of tuna salad the other night before coming to bed and I couldn't suppress the urge to dutch oven the poor man.
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    I just asked my boyfriend how he felt about all this and he said "Are these people living in the 1950's? You can't stop farting. You're lactose intolerant babe! Besides, if you stopped farting, who would I have fart contests with?!?!?! Bring it on baby, my nose is ready."

    hahahahaha THAT is why I love him so much.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

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    Girls fart you say?

    Ah, of course they don't. Only skeevy stoners fart.
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    :flowerforyou: Brought some Glade Air Freshner for this Thread!!
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    "Clean eating" makes you fart too...all the healthy goodness. The fresher the veggies the fresher the fart I find!


    omg tofu farts!!!
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Hardcore Punk, I am comfortable around my men and that includes farting and taking a **** even masturbating...oh welll:) just me i guess. Always have great best friend based romantic relationships.

    I can deal with farting or taking a dump in front of me, but masturbating in front of me. :noway:

    And I hope no ladies here post any videos of them doing such a horrid act! :angry:
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    When my daughter was really young..like 5, we slept together (I was a single parent),
    one morning (after a big burrito dinner the nite before) ,
    when she woke up, I turned my head away from her, and made some "chirping" noises.
    She got all excited and wanted to know where the birdie was..
    I told her.."look under the covers"
    ..then I let it rip..:noway:

    Ahh. the look on her face..:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    She is 27, and STILL mad about that one..

    Oh well, I finally grew up too.:ohwell:
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member

    My only question is this: Whatever one's stance on "the big squeeze," do we need to make a big deal out of it? :laugh:

    Seriously! I also posted in a thread about sexual fantasies and there were plenty of "in before the lock" posts. I think this thread has a better chance of being locked because of some of the nasty remarks. :noway:

    I did too! Where did that post go? LOL... I know they lock stuff, but the thread completely disappeared! :(
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
    Despite all the sarcasm and nonsense that everyone else is posting, I agree with you. I believe that ladies shouldn't do that kind of stuff in front of another person. Its not attractive whatsoever. We all know we go but we should do it in private. I've been friends with my best friend for like six years and I think I farted in front of her like twice and it was on accident. Its just not classy to brag or talk about how you have to poop or burping in front of someone. Some ladies should get some class.
    So what about men- you're saying it's not okay for women to do these things. You think it's okay for men to? That's hypocritical.


    No, I don't think its okay for a man to fart next to me. He should have some respect.

    :noway: I've said this before, and I will say it again, does that mean my partner doesnt repsect me because he farts in front of me all the time? Do I not repsect him because I always tell him when I have to poop? B!tch please.

    First off, you could have enough common decency to not call me a *****. Ignorant. If you're all really going to get uptight about MY opinion, then you are really childish. Its an opinion. Get over yourselves. I have better things to do with my life then to sit here and defend myself.

    Calm down. It's an expression. Have you really never said "***** please?" If not, my most humble apologies. If so, get over it. I was not calling you a b!tch.
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    My husband is actually the more squeemish of us. I probably should tone it down, but I can't help it. I ate 4 deviled eggs and a side of tuna salad the other night before coming to bed and I couldn't suppress the urge to dutch oven the poor man.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    oh my god i can't get enough of this thread i am truly laughing out loud it's a real thigh slapper
  • TabbathaAnne
    TabbathaAnne Posts: 162 Member

    I can deal with farting or taking a dump in front of me, but masturbating in front of me. :noway:

    And I hope no ladies here post any videos of them doing such a horrid act! :angry:

    Loololololll...........
  • cybercpa
    cybercpa Posts: 60
    Do folks find disgusting topics amusing? This is a weight loss website...
  • KettleBellHoe
    KettleBellHoe Posts: 161
    Despite all the sarcasm and nonsense that everyone else is posting, I agree with you. I believe that ladies shouldn't do that kind of stuff in front of another person. Its not attractive whatsoever. We all know we go but we should do it in private. I've been friends with my best friend for like six years and I think I farted in front of her like twice and it was on accident. Its just not classy to brag or talk about how you have to poop or burping in front of someone. Some ladies should get some class.
    So what about men- you're saying it's not okay for women to do these things. You think it's okay for men to? That's hypocritical.


    No, I don't think its okay for a man to fart next to me. He should have some respect.

    :noway: I've said this before, and I will say it again, does that mean my partner doesnt repsect me because he farts in front of me all the time? Do I not repsect him because I always tell him when I have to poop? B!tch please.

    First off, you could have enough common decency to not call me a *****. Ignorant. If you're all really going to get uptight about MY opinion, then you are really childish. Its an opinion. Get over yourselves. I have better things to do with my life then to sit here and defend myself.

    Calm down. It's an expression. Have you really never said "***** please?" If not, my most humble apologies. If so, get over it. I was not calling you a b!tch.


    Its part of your body stop being grossed over it and everybody GET NAKED!!
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233

    My only question is this: Whatever one's stance on "the big squeeze," do we need to make a big deal out of it? :laugh:

    Seriously! I also posted in a thread about sexual fantasies and there were plenty of "in before the lock" posts. I think this thread has a better chance of being locked because of some of the nasty remarks. :noway:

    I did too! Where did that post go? LOL... I know they lock stuff, but the thread completely disappeared! :(

    Oh, I just assumed it wasn't getting any more posts because everyone was here fighting about farts are ok or not
  • Mellie289
    Mellie289 Posts: 1,191 Member
    When my daughter was really young..like 5, we slept together (I was a single parent),
    one morning (after a big burrito dinner the nite before) ,
    when she woke up, I turned my head away from her, and made some "chirping" noises.
    She got all excited and wanted to know where the birdie was..
    I told her.."look under the covers"
    ..then I let it rip..:noway:

    Ahh. the look on her face..:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    She is 27, and STILL mad about that one..

    Oh well, I finally grew up too.:ohwell:
    Child abuse!!!! :tongue: :laugh:
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    my god, i can't express how much i'm loving this thread!!! lol
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    lets keep it strictly fart talk in here people, lose the *kitten* stuff.

    this thread is gold and i will stomp anyone who changes the topic !!!
  • TabbathaAnne
    TabbathaAnne Posts: 162 Member
    Do folks find disgusting topics amusing? This is a weight loss website...

    Someone was talking about clean eating here just a few posts ago! :)
  • amberlongsine
    amberlongsine Posts: 215 Member
    Hardcore Punk, I am comfortable around my men and that includes farting and taking a **** even masturbating...oh welll:) just me i guess. Always have great best friend based romantic relationships.

    I can deal with farting or taking a dump in front of me, but masturbating in front of me. :noway:

    And I hope no ladies here post any videos of them doing such a horrid act! :angry:


    WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!

    So Youre Saying Ladies Cant *kitten*? But Guys can jack it off any time of day???
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.

    She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!

    I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.

    Your thoughts?

    I say good for you. It's nice to know that chivalry is not dead. I know that's a very old fashioned kind of attitude to have but I'm old fashioned and I would have the same attitude in a relationship. I wouldn't date a man who didn't have the same kind of attitude.
  • KettleBellHoe
    KettleBellHoe Posts: 161
    Hardcore Punk, I am comfortable around my men and that includes farting and taking a **** even masturbating...oh welll:) just me i guess. Always have great best friend based romantic relationships.

    I can deal with farting or taking a dump in front of me, but masturbating in front of me. :noway:

    And I hope no ladies here post any videos of them doing such a horrid act! :angry:

    a guy who doesn't like that eh??? weirdoooohhh!!
  • Promqueen_74932
    Promqueen_74932 Posts: 203 Member
    Sometimes when I know it's going to be a bad fart, I slip it out and ask him if he can smell burning...he takes a deep breath in and BAM! There it is. I disgust myself sometimes.

    He farted in K-Mart one day and took off leaving me standing there. A lady walked into it and gave me the worst look ever. He set me up and cackled about it for hours after.

    In saying that...there's a time and a place. I don't do it in public or when we're around other people.

    Hilarious! :laugh:
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    Do folks find disgusting topics amusing? This is a weight loss website...

    well honestly i think these threads can get wacky sometimes, but i have to be honest, i get so caught up that i get distracted from late night boredom snacking :wink: so i like it once in a while
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    Do folks find disgusting topics amusing? This is a weight loss website...


    Hi Debby Downer.. My name is Lauren :)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    I gotta admit... this thread had me tooting & giggling from start to finish!
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
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  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    Hardcore Punk, I am comfortable around my men and that includes farting and taking a **** even masturbating...oh welll:) just me i guess. Always have great best friend based romantic relationships.

    I can deal with farting or taking a dump in front of me, but masturbating in front of me. :noway:

    And I hope no ladies here post any videos of them doing such a horrid act! :angry:

    a guy who doesn't like that eh??? weirdoooohhh!!

    why did you even bring the topic around to *kitten*? just drop it nobody cares if you fiddle your diddle now lets get back to farts and tofu

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