Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

I've been with the same wonderful man for about 4 years now, about three years ago I had excused myself to go to the bathroom, after about 30 seconds my man barged in proclaiming loudly, "Really!? We haven't gotten to the pooping with the door open stage yet?!" and stood their and watched the remained of the process. Since then we've also reached the borrowing eachother tooth brush, and the oh so charming, popping each others back pimples stage. He's my best friend first, lover second, and I wouldn't have it any other way. We have a wonderful, realistic romance.

Ummm. No. Lol... I love that you shared this... but no way in hell I'm popping pimples or sharing toothbrushes ... Thats just gross... bring on an *kitten* goblin ANY day.. over that stuff. LOL... But, I love your honesty

Hey, if you need a tooth brush you need a tooth brush - and really if you spend four years kissing I'm sure the mouths have been together enough that it makes no difference. Spit swapping isn't anything new right?
And really, if you can't ask your life partner to pop your pimples who can you ask?

In my opinion you ask NO ONE to pop your pimples. :ohwell: I guess that is just me! Yes we swap spit, tongues, and various other bodily fluids :blushing: ... but never tarter build up or morning breath! lol We did share a toothbrush once.... we just moved, and could only find ONE... But its not something I would like to repeat. I'd rather fart once or twice, giggle and call it a day. LOL

i make a point of farting on the first date... always!

i make a point of farting on the first date... always!

....for the win!

I've been with the same wonderful man for about 4 years now, about three years ago I had excused myself to go to the bathroom, after about 30 seconds my man barged in proclaiming loudly, "Really!? We haven't gotten to the pooping with the door open stage yet?!" and stood their and watched the remained of the process. Since then we've also reached the borrowing eachother tooth brush, and the oh so charming, popping each others back pimples stage. He's my best friend first, lover second, and I wouldn't have it any other way. We have a wonderful, realistic romance.

Ummm. No. Lol... I love that you shared this... but no way in hell I'm popping pimples or sharing toothbrushes ... Thats just gross... bring on an *kitten* goblin ANY day.. over that stuff. LOL... But, I love your honesty

Hey, if you need a tooth brush you need a tooth brush - and really if you spend four years kissing I'm sure the mouths have been together enough that it makes no difference. Spit swapping isn't anything new right?
And really, if you can't ask your life partner to pop your pimples who can you ask?

In my opinion you ask NO ONE to pop your pimples. :ohwell: I guess that is just me! Yes we swap spit, tongues, and various other bodily fluids :blushing: ... but never tarter build up or morning breath! lol We did share a toothbrush once.... we just moved, and could only find ONE... But its not something I would like to repeat. I'd rather fart once or twice, giggle and call it a day. LOL

well if he can't reach into arbitrary places on his back, and he asks, I'm happy to oblige

I do none of the above nor do I sweat!

I guess I'm not a lady then. On the first night my SO and I spent together, I said the following "There's something you need to know about me and I'm not going to change. I fart. A lot. And I'm not holding it in around you. So you can stay, or you can go, but I'll be farting either way."

I don't fart ON him. He doesn't fart on me. We fart in each other's presence. And congratulate each other on a good one...

Love this it made me giggle

well popping babies out is not pretty. Haha. It is kind of stupid to judge what someone else feels comfortable with, it doesn't make you any better of a person. As you get older, you will see that nothing is sacred, especially after popping babies out, getting sick, getting old, needing care etc etc.... Hell just wait till we are in diapers someday and someone has to change them for us. The longer you are with someone, the more you will see. Unconditional love and acceptance for the other person poops, farts and all, is what matters. I haven't read the entire thread but laughed several times reading the parts that I did. Some of you guys have great senses of humour lol. I find it funny in threads like this when I see people take things completely personally and make it about them. If you are getting upset reading a thread like this, then maybe you should take a little self examination, or give yourself an enema lol. Oh and I have been married 10 years and still think my husband is the best guy around, poops, farts and all. No, we do not tend to share them with eachother but kudos to you all that are that comfortable.

My boyfriend and I have been together a year and a half now, and we're so open it's ridiculous. We're basically naked all the time at home, the bathroom door is basically always open, and we just joke about it all. I never understand the appeal of "maintaining the mystery" or any of the rest of that. We know each other and love each other for who we are, and acknowledging that not every single thing we do is perfect and romantic doesn't detract from our relationship. In fact, I'd argue that it makes it better, because we don't feel we have to have our guards up or hold back, ever.

Thank you! ^^^^THIS^^^^

My boyfriend and I have been together a year and a half now, and we're so open it's ridiculous. We're basically naked all the time at home, the bathroom door is basically always open, and we just joke about it all. I never understand the appeal of "maintaining the mystery" or any of the rest of that. We know each other and love each other for who we are, and acknowledging that not every single thing we do is perfect and romantic doesn't detract from our relationship. In fact, I'd argue that it makes it better, because we don't feel we have to have our guards up or hold back, ever.

Thank you! ^^^^THIS^^^^

Ditto.

This topic is hilarious!

I'm a real person which means I fart and poop and I do both in front of my husband. We've also squeezed each others spots. So what! Farting and pooing are natural bodily functions which everyone does, so why are people so ashamed of them? If it means I'm not a lady, I really couldn't care less because I'm in a happy stable loving relationship which is more important to me than outdated ideas of how a lady should behave!

All I'm going to say is don't ever end up in a position where you can't fend for yourself and have to rely on your partner for intimate care.

Now, after that, I will say that I do prefer to be on the discrete side, but it has nothing at all to do with keeping the romance.

I have to admit, it took me about a year to feel comfortable farting in front of my man, but now, we just laugh about it! He thinks it's hilarious! The way I see it is if you can't totally be yourself around someone you are in a long term relationship with, then who can you be yourself around? :drinker:

Will you or your hubby hate your kid when you have to change his/her diaper for the first time? Lighten up!

This is something I've always wanted to know. Maybe I missed out on some big life lessons growing up.

How do you NOT fart?

I mean... I can sometimes try to stifle it or muffle it a little. But when there's a little, or not so little, bubble of gas that urgently wants to come out, I am not running the show. It's going to come out. I'm not going to run out of the room every time I feel a little thunder down under.

What's the BFD? I farted, and farting is a natural bodily function, and I'm going to own it. And you know what else? It feels GOOD.

Married almost 11 years, together for 13.

I can understand why the opinions vary on this so much. It really depends on how you were raised and neither are bad, just different. I happen to have been raised in a house where bodily functions happen and you move on. Well, you may laugh a little, then move on, but you get my point.

However, if I met a woman that did not like us to fart, burp, etc. in front of each other, then I would honor their position as best I could. But after a while, its going to happen. I'd say excuse me and move on. If they made it more of a big deal, then they would either get over it or move out. Because being a prude is not any better than thinking an accidental fart is funny once in a while.

My ex-wife used to call it her "fart list". You are either on it or not. Many people who were on it, wanted off it. Funny little joke we used to share.