Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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Lol
Us ladies don't do any of those things :noway:0 -
Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
exactly!
however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:
too much?
^^^Baaahhaaa, Exactly...but with more sparkle!!!!0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
LOL! I love that you're my friend! :laugh:0 -
Shhhhhhhh women don't to do these things. Come on. This is how rumors get started.0
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well my husband grabbed my hand and farted on it. were rock solid and he gets upset when i dont tell him when i fart. we're pretty open with each other. so much so that farting and pooping doesnt matter. everybody does it. so how is that going to make a guy love a girl any less? its an arbitrary subject. didnt you read the book? is there a guy out there that expects nothing to come out of the basement so to speak? sure its not sexy and it stinks but its good to laugh at each other and yourself. a little humility and ability to let loose and still be confident of yourself does wonders.0
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Shhhhhhhh women don't to do these things. Come on. This is how rumors get started.
haha, yes. i dont fart, i whisper in my panties0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
I REALLY wish i had as much free time as you do to post BS like this.0 -
I've been married a long time, and I don't intentionally fart in front of my husband. One or two may have slipped out accidentally over the years but I would never do it intentionally. It's easy and simple enough to get up and leave the room. I dislike it when people fart around me and I find it very rude, so I don't do it around others. Yes my husband loves me deeply but does that mean he wants to smell my farts? Of course not. I for sure don't want to smell his!!
As far as pooping, why would that even come up?? We respect each other's personal space and don't go barging in on the other in the bathroom. I go to the bathroom in private and so does he.
I also don't change my sanitary pads or pick my nose in front of my husband. Who wants to see that?0 -
Shhhhhhhh women don't to do these things. Come on. This is how rumors get started.
LOL I teach, mostly middle school, and every year there is some kid, usually a 6th grade boy, who actually asks me if girls fart. Of course I say YES and explain that girls and women are full human beings who do all the necessary human being functions. There are always one or two girls who are appalled that I would tell the boys that girls actually fart. LOL!!0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
How old are you and have you had a baby yet?
Of course, one can be very discreet about the pooing thing but after a certain age and especially after childbirth, sometimes you really don't have control over gas.
I certainly try not to do that in front of, really, ANYONE, but it can't always be helped.
I've lived with someone for 7 1/2 years.0 -
Some ladies should get some class.
This!! :bigsmile:0 -
And the whole "some ladies should get some class" thing is really annoying as all get out.
Who do you think you are?0 -
Oh my.
I fart in front of my man. I've been known to poop with the door open. Sometimes when my armpits smell particularly horrible, I say "omg Jameson, you HAVE to smell this!" And chase him around, maybe put him in an armpit headlock if he's done something annoying that week.
One line I will never cross, though, is to show him my poop in the toilet when it's especially huge, or gross looking. I mean, he's not my little brother. Some things are sacred.
My relationship is doomed right?0 -
Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
I agree with the above quote. I'm in a relationship right now and if I need to pass gas, I do it. If he needs to pass gas, he does it. We are totally open and honest about everything so why try to look cute and secretly be uncomfortable. I understand being that way in the beginning but once you reach a certain level of comfort, you should feel free to xpress (and relieve) yourself when need be.0 -
I'd like to know exactly what these women mean by 'class' to be honest. :huh:0
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LOL I was like this when I met my fiance, now I just let em rip! We find it funny.
GOOD FOR YOU!!
My boyfriend and I are completely open with everything - we spend 24 hours a day together it is hard not to do these things - we are only human you know!! It means we are so very comfortable with each other and I wouldn't change it for the world. It seems to have worked for three years so every relationship is different!!
Do whatever you feel comfortable with!!0 -
I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
^^^THIS0 -
I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
^^^THIS
Back when chivalry was in full swing, people bathed about once a year and most certainly did not wear deodorant.
They also had a lot of parasites.
Pooping and farting in front of each other was the least of their worries.0 -
I'd like to know exactly what these women mean by 'class' to be honest. :huh:
this, and being 47 years old and married for 26 of those... as soon as I can pick myself up from the floor laughing I'll try to explain how ridiculous it is to think you will not fart in the presence of your husband! And besides, we live in a house with one bathroom, so if I don't tell him I just stunk it up he could just walk in there unexpectedly... now THAT would be rude!!0 -
Oh my.
I fart in front of my man. I've been known to poop with the door open. Sometimes when my armpits smell particularly horrible, I say "omg Jameson, you HAVE to smell this!" And chase him around, maybe put him in an armpit headlock if he's done something annoying that week.
One line I will never cross, though, is to show him my poop in the toilet when it's especially huge, or gross looking. I mean, he's not my little brother. Some things are sacred.
My relationship is doomed right?
^^^This is hilarious! Sounds like my relationship except his name is James!0 -
This is ridiculous. Be yourself around your significant other. My woman farts, burps, etc but whatever, why should she have to hold it in? I don't love her any less0
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I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
^^^THIS
Back when chivalry was in full swing, people bathed about once a year and most certainly did not wear deodorant.
They also had a lot of parasites.
Pooping and farting in front of each other was the least of their worries.
RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!0 -
There's an actual level of comfortability to poop in front of someone? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gross gross gross. Been married 11 years and I'm glad I can say never done that one nor has he and doubt that'll ever happen.0
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Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
exactly!
however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:
too much?
giggle.... this is awesome. I mean of course this what it would/dose look like0 -
Okay. I think a lady shouldn't do this intentially but I always told my wife that one sign that I felt that we was ready to marry each other was that if we could use the restroom or cut wind in front of each other! LOL! Guess what it has worked for over 12 years of marriage and 15 years being together so far! To eaches own!!0
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Some ladies should get some class.
:laugh: you are funny, what a load of bollocks!0 -
I've lived with my husband for 6 years. There's going to come a time when you HAVE to use the bathroom in his presence, or yes, GASP, farts will be let lose.
While I try to keep those things away from him, *kitten* happens. Personally I think the fact one can feel absolutely comfortable infront of another in the most embarrassing of situations says A LOT about the strength and deepness of a relationship.0 -
When my daughter was really young..like 5, we slept together (I was a single parent),
one morning (after a big burrito dinner the nite before) ,
when she woke up, I turned my head away from her, and made some "chirping" noises.
She got all excited and wanted to know where the birdie was..
I told her.."look under the covers"
..then I let it rip..:noway:
Ahh. the look on her face..:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
She is 27, and STILL mad about that one..
Oh well, I finally grew up too.:ohwell:
OMG that made me totally LOL - the cats think I've lost my mind!! :laugh:0 -
If you can't do these things in front of a man I really wonder how fun and exciting your sex life could be =(
I must be a pretty nasty lady if you consider taking a *kitten* taboo! DAmn0 -
i would never date a guy if i couldnt do this stuff around him. why hide? thats silly. lol.0
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