Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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If you can't do these things in front of a man I really wonder how fun and exciting your sex life could be =(
I must be a pretty nasty lady if you consider taking a *kitten* taboo! DAmn
Imagine if she ever has a queef! That can't be stifled.0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
I can't work out if your post is serious or not. But, well, if your'e always falling in love and having relationships, in the plural, it sounds like you haven't yet found the right man. In the days of old-fashioned chivalry, when a lady was a lady, you wouldn't fall into the lady category at all - ladies fell in love once, and that was it. Actually, it was the man who fell in love, and had to woo the lady. And then they married - they didn't do anything before marriage, whether it be fart in front of their suitor or kiss him! You'd be seen as most decidedly not a lady!
But then I don't see it as a bad thing that times have changed. As for farting in front of one's partner, everyone is different, and I think it depends on your personality more than anything - I know very happy, relaxed, loving couples who fart in front of each other and can have a laugh about it. I also know couples who are more formal around each other, and won't do certain things (whether farting, or kissing in front of others, or talking about certain topics - many couples seem to have certain taboos). Realistically, you're likely to have a relationship with someone who has similar ideas and value to yours, and so if you're happy farting in public, you're going to attract a guy who doesn't have hang-ups about a woman farting around him!0 -
I'm the type that will get up early in the morning before he wakes up, drink my coffee, go to the gym, and poop there.
True story. ^^^^^^
I should clarify, we've only been dating three months, and I'm not having sex with him. Yet I wouldn't care at all if he did those things in front of me. Heck, I'm still getting comfortable EATING in front of him. Sometimes I will go all day without eating just so I don't have to poop in his presence.
I'm terrible.0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
Pretty simple. Leave it up to his imagination. Let him wonder if you have bowels or not.
"Honey i'm about to go to the powder room to powder my nose ... Or AM I? *wink wink*0 -
If you can't do these things in front of a man I really wonder how fun and exciting your sex life could be =(
I must be a pretty nasty lady if you consider taking a *kitten* taboo! DAmn
Imagine if she ever has a queef! That can't be stifled.
hahahhaaa0 -
Around someone I've known for years (i.e. my sister), it's not a big deal. It happens. But around my BF, it is so embarassing. I let one slip last night by accident and I probably turned 5 shades of red after excusing myself and apologizing. He thought it was adorable and is guessing they probably smell like unicorns and rainbows. He doesn't need to know that once I left, I let them all rip in my car since I had been holding them in all evening...and they did NOT smell like unicorns and rainbows.0
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I try really hard not to fart in front of my boyfriend.
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And then I fall asleep. :grumble:0 -
If your relationship can be undone by a fart. Well. I don't know.0
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Oh my belly hurts just thinking about all the ladies out there holding in their toots !
I have class believe me- I do not toot in public, work, stores...etc. but when I am home and my husband or kids happen to be there yes I will not hold back. I am in my comfort zone and I want to be comfortable.0 -
I try really hard not to fart in front of my boyfriend.
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And then I fall asleep. :grumble:
Ugh. No kidding.0 -
I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
I hope you never have kids cause honey, that's an impossible feat.0 -
:flowerforyou:Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
exactly!
however, if we did, i would imagine it would look like this:
too much?0 -
I'm cracking up that all the ladies in here are talking about how they fart all over their men but the last time there was a burping thread it was full of "OMFG NO I NEVER BURP THAT IS SO VILE!!!!"0
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I have been married 23 years and there is NOTHING that is private in my relationship and we love it that way. There is no oops moments; because it's part of life. Get over it. There is plenty of romance; I think he's hot and he thinks I'm hot even after 23 years.
Women - men do NOT think you smell like unicorns and rainbows if you have gas.....you're being delusional. If they do...THEY'RE being delusional. Sorry to burst your bubble.
***NOTE: "letting off "steam" is for home", not public0 -
Not being gross or anything but I do fart in front of my husband--We've been together for almost 20 years and I cant imagine holding a fart for that long. I did make him fart first though. We have a great relationship and farting doesn't hurt it any.0
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Totally agree!!0
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Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
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I was so relieved when my husband (then boyfriend) finally farted in front of me....then farts became funny
My family has never been one to be ashamed of bodily functions. If i think it's gonna be rancid then I leave the room....or, if he's being a jerk, I fart under the covers then pull it over his head. We have our fair share of romance but we also have a LOT of fun and laugh a lot. 0 -
I'm cracking up that all the ladies in here are talking about how they fart all over their men but the last time there was a burping thread it was full of "OMFG NO I NEVER BURP THAT IS SO VILE!!!!"
LOL, I don't even pretend to hold back my burps for ANYONE.
Of course, I've also never even pretended to be anything remotely close to lady-like, so...0 -
LOL I was like this when I met my fiance, now I just let em rip! We find it funny.
This.......I'm married with 2 sons, in my house farts are funny,lol0 -
For the ladies who swear to never fart or poop in front of their partners, what happens when you get sick and have explosive diarrhea all over the place? Someone is gonna have to take care of you and they're probably not going to like what they see and smell.
Especially if it's coming out of both ends! Come on, we've all had those 24-48 hour viruses before.0 -
I'm cracking up that all the ladies in here are talking about how they fart all over their men but the last time there was a burping thread it was full of "OMFG NO I NEVER BURP THAT IS SO VILE!!!!"
Better to BURP and taste it than FART and waste it. 0 -
For the ladies who swear to never fart or poop in front of their partners, what happens when you get sick and have explosive diarrhea all over the place? Someone is gonna have to take care of you and they're probably not going to like what they see and smell.
Especially if it's coming out of both ends! Come on, we've all had those 24-48 hour viruses before.
They send their man to visit his mom for a few days. :laugh:0 -
Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
This pretty much sums up how I feel.0 -
I try really hard not to fart in front of my boyfriend.
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And then I fall asleep. :grumble:
I feel you. Apparently I hotboxed my BF the first weekend I stayed at his place. Again, the 5 shades of red when I realized how much I fart. Eventually I will be comfortable enough to fart in front of him...but pooping is another story. No one else needs to be around when that happens. Yeah, it's a bodily function, but I'd prefer no one else to hear it.0 -
I'm so glad I can fart and poop infront of my man...0
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Just as a note to the ladies who plan on having children one day:
Be prepared to fart and poo while giving birth in front of your husband, the doctor, and nurses in the room. Think about it. All that pushing is going to push out more than just a baby.0 -
Ha, ha, ha farting is just another symptom of the eternal struggle between men and women. Whilst we men use it, quite rightly, as a source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding (which begins in our youth) we have the women branding it rather more along the lines of an antisocial, embarrassing by product of indegestion.
Preposterous but over time you too will change!
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Eventually there will come a time when it just happens. The best thing to do is that you both laugh hysterically and then go back to normal. Seriously. Everybody farts. As for pooping, you don't HAVE to announce that you're going to drop the whale into the ocean! Just say you're going to the bathroom! ::facepalm::0
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In the past I was in a relationship where neither of us would do anything like that because my partner had issues with it, we were uptight about that kinda thing and that led me to feel a lot of shame tbh. Ashamed of natural things the body does.
Now I'm in a relationship with someone else where we're both much more relaxed, I feel that my current relationship is waaaay more healthy and loving because of a more relaxed attitude to things. My partner farts like theres no tomorrow sometimes but that has never once lead me to love him any less, so why should a man not love his partner because she does that in front of him?
Being comfortable with each other is one of the most valuable parts of a relationship. By all means get all dressed up and have posh dinners etc etc but if a woman farting is a dealbreaker then you have issues.0
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