Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

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  • tishajo
    tishajo Posts: 142 Member
    :laugh: This post made my Monday morning. It's entertaining to see people get so up-tight with this topic. It's a natural bodily function. Of course I don't do it in public but c'mon people, it's not that serious.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    I would also like to add, as a special note to the OP: I think it is pretty awesome that your dog matches your dress. I only try to match my dog when we're at an obedience trial, but you guys look really cute.
  • dperich1968
    dperich1968 Posts: 235 Member
    I have been married 29 years and there are a few things that still remain private, {except for the oops moments.}

    My husband and I DO NOT fart, belch or even go to the restroom in front of one another. We never have and don't feel these are things that need to be shared. I want my privacy in the bathroom and so does he.

    I do find it crude and rude when this is done in front of anyone. And BTW , I am far from any kind of prude.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I posted this once before on a similar topic...

    You guys are cute.
    Wait until you have kids. It all changes. Womens bodies change during pregnancy. They fart and pee and poop, even when they don't want to.....sometimes they aren't even aware of it. Then there is the whole delivery thing itself. Nothing like watching a head come out of her va-jay-jay while her taint tears in half and she is firing poop nuggets across the delivery room knocking nurses over.... all the time you are trying to get her to "remember her breathing" while she is calling you a muther f--ker in front of everyone in there. Then a small purple alien with a cone shaped head comes out and you scream... "What the f--k is that?" All the time more goo is coming out of her and there is blood and poop and goo and.....
    And then the baby cries.
    The whole world stops.
    And it all seems OK.
    Nothing like hearing that first cry.
    Of course then it doesn't shut the f--k up for the next.... welll..... it has been 10 years and the only time he stops talking is when his sisters are talking.......
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I agree with OP. I've been with my husband almost seven years and some things a woman should just keep private.

    7 years of holding it in? I feel sorry for you.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    It's a natural body function.

    God forbid you'd queef during sex. Y'all would probably die.
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    Despite all the sarcasm and nonsense that everyone else is posting, I agree with you. I believe that ladies shouldn't do that kind of stuff in front of another person. Its not attractive whatsoever. We all know we go but we should do it in private. I've been friends with my best friend for like six years and I think I farted in front of her like twice and it was on accident. Its just not classy to brag or talk about how you have to poop or burping in front of someone. Some ladies should get some class.

    This is me ^^^...I have been in long-term relationships & I don't let him hear or see what I believe should be private for a lady. If he does it that is fine with me but not for me to do in front of him...I mean, accidents might happen but that should be it. That is just the way I see it.
  • UTDodger
    UTDodger Posts: 18
    That made me laugh. Funny
  • UTDodger
    UTDodger Posts: 18
    Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.

    STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!



    :wink:
    That made me laugh. Funny
  • Victoria2448
    Victoria2448 Posts: 559 Member
    I don't FART!...

    I whisper in my panties!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    I posted this once before on a similar topic...

    You guys are cute.
    Wait until you have kids. It all changes. Womens bodies change during pregnancy. They fart and pee and poop, even when they don't want to.....sometimes they aren't even aware of it. Then there is the whole delivery thing itself. Nothing like watching a head come out of her va-jay-jay while her taint tears in half and she is firing poop nuggets across the delivery room knocking nurses over.... all the time you are trying to get her to "remember her breathing" while she is calling you a muther f--ker in front of everyone in there. Then a small purple alien with a cone shaped head comes out and you scream... "What the f--k is that?" All the time more goo is coming out of her and there is blood and poop and goo and.....
    And then the baby cries.
    The whole world stops.
    And it all seems OK.
    Nothing like hearing that first cry.
    Of course then it doesn't shut the f--k up for the next.... welll..... it has been 10 years and the only time he stops talking is when his sisters are talking.......

    This is so gross & funny at the same time...Lmao!!! :laugh:
  • UTDodger
    UTDodger Posts: 18
    Us ladies don't do any of these things. Shush!
    That is also funny
  • Asheea
    Asheea Posts: 211 Member
    I'm a lady and I don't fart I windy and I don't poop I poo. ;)

    When I was dating my husband no, I didn't windy in front of him. After 13 years of marriage I do windy but NEVER poo in front of him. :)
  • kooltray87
    kooltray87 Posts: 501 Member
    I had the same LADYLIKE mentality before I met my current long term BF. I was so determined that I would find some reason to leave his place and come back just so I wouldn't have to use the bathroom in front of him. lol Long story short my bf was actually offended that I didn't feel comfortable "being natural" around him. I still wont fart in front him, but I've loosened up a lot on this subject and now we are CLOSER than ever. lol Now if only I can get him to close the door when he's in the bathroom :-/ hes such a stinker :-P
  • tishajo
    tishajo Posts: 142 Member
    I posted this once before on a similar topic...

    You guys are cute.
    Wait until you have kids. It all changes. Womens bodies change during pregnancy. They fart and pee and poop, even when they don't want to.....sometimes they aren't even aware of it. Then there is the whole delivery thing itself. Nothing like watching a head come out of her va-jay-jay while her taint tears in half and she is firing poop nuggets across the delivery room knocking nurses over.... all the time you are trying to get her to "remember her breathing" while she is calling you a muther f--ker in front of everyone in there. Then a small purple alien with a cone shaped head comes out and you scream... "What the f--k is that?" All the time more goo is coming out of her and there is blood and poop and goo and.....
    And then the baby cries.
    The whole world stops.
    And it all seems OK.
    Nothing like hearing that first cry.
    Of course then it doesn't shut the f--k up for the next.... welll..... it has been 10 years and the only time he stops talking is when his sisters are talking.......

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • HypersonicFitNess
    HypersonicFitNess Posts: 1,219 Member
    Just as a note to the ladies who plan on having children one day:

    Be prepared to fart and poo while giving birth in front of your husband, the doctor, and nurses in the room. Think about it. All that pushing is going to push out more than just a baby.

    Yep, having a baby changes everything and I mean EVERY-THING!! Nothing is sacred and life is SO much easier that way. :)
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Bill Nye the Science Guy says that the human body releases 2 liters of gas a day. It is going to come out as a burp or a fart.

    Farting and pooping are natural functions of the body. Do you hide the fact that you pee from him? That is also a way the body rids itself of waste. Do you sweat? There is toxins that come out in your sweat. Do you ever had bad breath? Why do you just draw the line at butt things?

    My husband and I were like this when we first dated. We do allow private time for each other in the bathroom. But we don't run out of the room dreading a motorboat fart on the way. It is simply a normal part of what your body does.

    I love that you quoted Bill Nye!!!

    I'm a tad confused by the OP's thoughts...so when you finally do settle down with a guy and end up getting married and growing old together, are you supposed to go 50 years suppressing your farts and pretending you only pee when you use the bathroom?

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  • UTDodger
    UTDodger Posts: 18
    I guess I'm not a lady then. On the first night my SO and I spent together, I said the following "There's something you need to know about me and I'm not going to change. I fart. A lot. And I'm not holding it in around you. So you can stay, or you can go, but I'll be farting either way."

    I don't fart ON him. He doesn't fart on me. We fart in each other's presence. And congratulate each other on a good one...

    :heart: I think I love you :love:
    That's the way it should be
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    I have never heard nor smelled anything from my wife of 25 years and that is how it should be.
  • TravisBurns
    TravisBurns Posts: 353 Member
    I laughed at the topic title. What does that say about me??
  • jaredmtyler
    jaredmtyler Posts: 4
    It seems like your system is working for you if you have successful, long lasting relationships. Are you in one right now?

    Creep.
  • Vx3_
    Vx3_ Posts: 102 Member
    Just as a note to the ladies who plan on having children one day:

    Be prepared to fart and poo while giving birth in front of your husband, the doctor, and nurses in the room. Think about it. All that pushing is going to push out more than just a baby.

    Yep, having a baby changes everything and I mean EVERY-THING!! Nothing is sacred and life is SO much easier that way. :)

    YUP! When I gave birth, there was only two woman in the room. Myself and my mom. Before my son came out, I crapped. When he came out, I peed. When I was nursing him, I had so much gas, I released the devil. You think I cared? Nope. Because I'm honest. Farting and pooping is NATURAL! Even your daughter(s) will do the same, and find it hysterical.
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    I agree with OP. I've been with my husband almost seven years and some things a woman should just keep private.

    7 years of holding it in? I feel sorry for you.


    She has to be floating in teh air by now :laugh:
  • Vx3_
    Vx3_ Posts: 102 Member
    My son just farted and I laughed.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    I'm a lady and I don't fart I windy and I don't poop I poo. ;)

    When I was dating my husband no, I didn't windy in front of him. After 13 years of marriage I do windy but NEVER poo in front of him. :)

    Personally, I would be more annoyed if my wife used the words windy and poo than to witness either of bodily functions.
  • WickedBean
    WickedBean Posts: 244 Member
    Well from what I actually read (not all of the thread) I am doomed to be single forever because I figure its a bodily function and just let it go. Perhaps itS from being raised around all boys but I don't think its something you need to 'hide' from someone you are pivot with... you can still be a lady and fart.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Meh....been with my husband almost 12 years. For a long time, we both were very discreet about farting and pooping around eachother. But for many years when you share one bathroom, you can't really escape it lol. And I sure as hell will not make myself feel like *kitten* cuz I'm holding out for a ton of privacy.

    Now, we have two bathrooms, so that helps...and we've given up on the whole "don't fart in front of eachother" thing...it happens. We don't have farting wars or anything but the human body just sometimes does what it wants lol

    Saying a woman shouldn't do things to which she can't always control is silly. There are bigger things to worry about in life.
  • emnk5308
    emnk5308 Posts: 736
    Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.

    Why would this offend you? It doesn't offend me. I didn't automatically assume that my relationship would fail. =/
    -There is nothing wrong with keeping some things private! Is it for everyone.. Obviously not.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    i like to talk about my bowel movements.
  • Icaw
    Icaw Posts: 58 Member
    I DO WHAT I WANT.

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