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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

    'nuf said
  • GaidenJade
    GaidenJade Posts: 171
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    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    Omg! I always thought it WAS bathroom on the right! :laugh: :laugh:
  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
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    Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:
    yep i actually had to look up the lyrics one day and i STILL hear it wrong!
    and thanks to homer, men at work; you can dance
    everybody look at your pants

    it's supposed to be hands!
  • jimmeezwyf
    jimmeezwyf Posts: 140 Member
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    Haha! I love this!!! The song, "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash always sounded to me like, "rock the cat box"!

    50 Cent's song Beat the P**** Up, sounds like "eat the pizza up up up"...lol! My husband thought it sounded like, "beat them fishes up"! Hilarious because he is a fisherman! lol

    Oh I could go on....I'm strange! lol
  • TONYAGOOCH
    TONYAGOOCH Posts: 470 Member
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    "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"....I heard "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"


    Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
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    Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
    oh no

    I thought he was said: don't masterb@te the guy in shades alone
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Excuse me while I kiss this guy! Wait... what?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    Hahaha! I still hear douche...I know it's deuce but everytime in my head it's douche.
  • painthoss
    painthoss Posts: 63 Member
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    The Stones' Heartbreaker:
    "Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball, I wanna tell you where to park."
  • AmberBarrios
    AmberBarrios Posts: 394 Member
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    LOL I always thought it said "we're in the redneck age of funk"
  • FluffyToFab
    FluffyToFab Posts: 99 Member
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    We stopped at a gas station to get drinks and my 6 year old can finally read and reads everything...

    My oldest son all of a sudden says

    "Devon don't say that!"

    And I said, "What did he say?"

    He said "The B-I ***** word"

    I said "Devon did you say that?"

    He said That's what the sign says, ***** light"

    I said "Where?"

    He points to the Busch Light sign inside the store!
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
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    There's a bathroom on the right instead of there's a bad moon on the rise by CCR.
  • TONYAGOOCH
    TONYAGOOCH Posts: 470 Member
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    Excuse me while I kiss this guy! Wait... what?


    lol...Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze
  • pudgeylou
    pudgeylou Posts: 202 Member
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    I swear that Prince says, "Live and covet." not "Little Red Corvette"

    It wasn't until someone told me the name of the song that I realized I had it wrong.
  • Kirkajuice
    Kirkajuice Posts: 311 Member
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    Boyfriend misheard a song from Mary Poppins. He heard "scrubbed and tubbed, and accidentally fed" instead of "adequately fed"
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
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    Ah! I've done so many of these and "re-learned" some lyrics today ;)

    Fat-Bottomed Girls by Queen

    I heard: "Left alone with big fat fattie" instead of "Left alone with big fat Franny"

    I don't know if it really makes a difference, but I felt the lyrics were more bullying when I was wrong lol

    Also Hotel California, I thought he had "cool whip in my hair"
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
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    Clapton: Layla.............I thought he was singing "Hey Love"

    He doesn't say "Hey Love?" Crap, I was wrong too!!
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    This one always. Though I thought it was "revved up like a deuce"

    As already pointed out, it IS revved and not wrapped. The original Springsteen version makes this much more clear than the Mannfred Mann version that everyone knows.
    Yellow Ledbetter

    True story - I didn't think this song was even in ENGLISH the first few times I heard it. I remember saying "who is that? it sounds a lot like Pearl Jam" and my buddy said "it IS Pearl Jam" and I said "it is? wtf language is it in?"

    I was working in Media Play at the time so about 6 of us all took it home one night to decipher what we could, and got what I think is pretty close to the actual lyrics. They are still mushmouthed as hell, tho.
  • rockchalk03
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    Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

    It says "I ain't no Hollaback girl," but my sister kept singing it as 'I ain't no Harlem black girl."
  • walikeheke
    walikeheke Posts: 8
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    I have severe hearing loss so this happens ALL THE TIME with lyrics, especially now since my hearing aids have stopped working. Here's the first verse according to my ears, of 'Who's that Chick' by David Guetta feat. Rihanna.

    "Feel the adrenaline movin’ under my skin

    It’s an addiction touch that e***tion

    Sound is my limosuine giving me linguine

    Music is all I need."

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