Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...

its natural people, get over it

Such a lovely, tolerant attitude

I have to agree 100% with the original person who started this post! I do not do these thing in front of my husband either and we have been in a relationship for close to 17 years. In all fairness though there are a few factors I consider; (1) I don't find these things sexy and I want to continue to have the ravishing sex life that we still have after all these years. (2) My husband doesn't do these things in front of me. In fact a few times in the last few years he has woken up out of a dead sleep with gas and apologized because it is just not in his nature. He is very well manner gentleman (especially for being a SSGT in the Army lol). (3) These bodily functions are just that facts of life that are a necessity and though in some instances they can be funny (the comment earlier about it happening during sex made me puke a bit in mouth mouth with the visual but it was funny) they just aren't my humor. But for those of you who love it keep on dutch oven'in it up!

How would farting in front of your husband ruin your "ravishing sex life"? :huh:

People can have manners and still be able to relax and let a fart go, you know.

Going to have to agree with you there. Been married for 16 years & well we 'let it rip' when the need arises & ou sex lie is just as good as the day we met...... blastingly great..... no pun intended.

Farting in front of your SO does not ruin a sex life.

I have to agree 100% with the original person who started this post! I do not do these thing in front of my husband either and we have been in a relationship for close to 17 years. In all fairness though there are a few factors I consider; (1) I don't find these things sexy and I want to continue to have the ravishing sex life that we still have after all these years. (2) My husband doesn't do these things in front of me. In fact a few times in the last few years he has woken up out of a dead sleep with gas and apologized because it is just not in his nature. He is very well manner gentleman (especially for being a SSGT in the Army lol). (3) These bodily functions are just that facts of life that are a necessity and though in some instances they can be funny (the comment earlier about it happening during sex made me puke a bit in mouth mouth with the visual but it was funny) they just aren't my humor. But for those of you who love it keep on dutch oven'in it up!

How would farting in front of your husband ruin your "ravishing sex life"? :huh:

People can have manners and still be able to relax and let a fart go, you know.

Going to have to agree with you there. Been married for 16 years & well we 'let it rip' when the need arises & ou sex lie is just as good as the day we met...... blastingly great..... no pun intended.

Farting in front of your SO does not ruin a sex life.

Exactly. Its life.
if farting is going to destroy your sex life, your partner is a damn child

As for the whole pooping/farting thing, as I told a former boyfriend once when he chastised me for being unladylike, "neither is sucking a d!ck, but you don't complain about that!" So, yeah...
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That's awesome! LMAO!!!

It's down to the individual but I would be concerned if my husband or bf was making it a "thing" that I couldn't pass wind in front of them. If I chose to try to cover up the idea of me farting then that's my choice but if a man told me it was not acceptable I would likely tire of that attitude pretty quickly.

I just prefer to live without leavig the room, opening a window or pretending I'm having a wee whenever I pass wind. It must be exhausting & as I've been with hubby for 12 years & he's watched a human being come out of my vagina it seems a bit pointless.

Its not 'exhausting' though, as i pointed out in my original post. It takes almost no effort. I'm not holding it in to the point of cramps-if you have to you have to, but how the hell is turning up the radio, opening a window, or going pee 'exhausting'? Unless you're farting like 20 times a day i guess. I just dont do it that much.

What i find interesting in this thread is the condescension and need to put someone down if they have a different take on it than you do. If you like to fart in front of yr partner, knock yourself out. I do what feels right for me.

It's down to the individual but I would be concerned if my husband or bf was making it a "thing" that I couldn't pass wind in front of them. If I chose to try to cover up the idea of me farting then that's my choice but if a man told me it was not acceptable I would likely tire of that attitude pretty quickly.

I just prefer to live without leavig the room, opening a window or pretending I'm having a wee whenever I pass wind. It must be exhausting & as I've been with hubby for 12 years & he's watched a human being come out of my vagina it seems a bit pointless.

Its not 'exhausting' though, as i pointed out in my original post. It takes almost no effort. I'm not holding it in to the point of cramps-if you have to you have to, but how the hell is turning up the radio, opening a window, or going pee 'exhausting'? Unless you're farting like 20 times a day i guess. I just dont do it that much.

What i find interesting in this thread is the condescension and need to put someone down if they have a different take on it than you do. If you like to fart in front of yr partner, knock yourself out. I do what feels right for me.

I personally would find it exhausting to make up pee breaks or some pretense to open a window. I'm not farting all day but would find wanting to do this even once a day tiring. Not physically either.

But fyi, I didn't read the original thread, just posted an opinion, you know, as you do on a forum. If you think you are being condescended to then sorry about that, I just offered my view that being disingenuous to hide a fart is a bit weird.

But well done for being so enlightened not to judge those who have no hangups about natural bodily functions. (slowly claps hands.)

In just over a year I've farted in front on my boyfriend twice. We live together. I hate feeling like I can't do that in front of him, because he certainly has no shame, but in my home my mother didn't fart in front of my father until they were married for fifteen years. I can't poop if there are people around. I've recently come to terms with the fact that I poop and other people know I poop.

It's down to the individual but I would be concerned if my husband or bf was making it a "thing" that I couldn't pass wind in front of them. If I chose to try to cover up the idea of me farting then that's my choice but if a man told me it was not acceptable I would likely tire of that attitude pretty quickly.

I just prefer to live without leavig the room, opening a window or pretending I'm having a wee whenever I pass wind. It must be exhausting & as I've been with hubby for 12 years & he's watched a human being come out of my vagina it seems a bit pointless.

Its not 'exhausting' though, as i pointed out in my original post. It takes almost no effort. I'm not holding it in to the point of cramps-if you have to you have to, but how the hell is turning up the radio, opening a window, or going pee 'exhausting'? Unless you're farting like 20 times a day i guess. I just dont do it that much.

What i find interesting in this thread is the condescension and need to put someone down if they have a different take on it than you do. If you like to fart in front of yr partner, knock yourself out. I do what feels right for me.

I personally would find it exhausting to make up pee breaks or some pretense to open a window. I'm not farting all day but would find wanting to do this even once a day tiring. Not physically either.

But fyi, I didn't read the original thread, just posted an opinion, you know, as you do on a forum. If you think you are being condescended to then sorry about that, I just offered my view that being disingenuous to hide a fart is a bit weird.

But well done for being so enlightened not to judge those who have no hangups about natural bodily functions. (slowly claps hands.)

Well done for totally making up a viewpoint i dont even hold. I don't look down on anyone. Since you're slow at reading comprehension, I'll say it again: i don't care if you or anyone likes farting in front of their partner. I don't like doing it in front of mine. Simple as. Think real hard, and get back to me when you understand what I'm saying. There. There's some condescension for you

Or are you still slow clapping there alone in front of your computer?

It's down to the individual but I would be concerned if my husband or bf was making it a "thing" that I couldn't pass wind in front of them. If I chose to try to cover up the idea of me farting then that's my choice but if a man told me it was not acceptable I would likely tire of that attitude pretty quickly.

I just prefer to live without leavig the room, opening a window or pretending I'm having a wee whenever I pass wind. It must be exhausting & as I've been with hubby for 12 years & he's watched a human being come out of my vagina it seems a bit pointless.

Its not 'exhausting' though, as i pointed out in my original post. It takes almost no effort. I'm not holding it in to the point of cramps-if you have to you have to, but how the hell is turning up the radio, opening a window, or going pee 'exhausting'? Unless you're farting like 20 times a day i guess. I just dont do it that much.

What i find interesting in this thread is the condescension and need to put someone down if they have a different take on it than you do. If you like to fart in front of yr partner, knock yourself out. I do what feels right for me.

I personally would find it exhausting to make up pee breaks or some pretense to open a window. I'm not farting all day but would find wanting to do this even once a day tiring. Not physically either.

But fyi, I didn't read the original thread, just posted an opinion, you know, as you do on a forum. If you think you are being condescended to then sorry about that, I just offered my view that being disingenuous to hide a fart is a bit weird.

But well done for being so enlightened not to judge those who have no hangups about natural bodily functions. (slowly claps hands.)

Well done for totally making up a viewpoint i dont even hold. I don't look down on anyone. Since you're slow at reading comprehension, I'll say it again: i don't care if you or anyone likes farting in front of their partner. I don't like doing it in front of mine. Simple as. Think real hard, and get back to me when you understand what I'm saying. There. There's some condescension for you

Or are you still slow clapping there alone in front of your computer?

what a sensitive sally you are. fart, don't fart, no one gives a fart about it. you are the one making an issue over it. my reading comprehension is just fine but as said (which you clearly missed) I didn't read your opening post so have no idea why you have these issues with bodily functions but find it weird that you do. If you think being condescending is impressive you clearly have bigger issues than whether or not you can pass wind in front of another human being.

It's down to the individual but I would be concerned if my husband or bf was making it a "thing" that I couldn't pass wind in front of them. If I chose to try to cover up the idea of me farting then that's my choice but if a man told me it was not acceptable I would likely tire of that attitude pretty quickly.

I just prefer to live without leavig the room, opening a window or pretending I'm having a wee whenever I pass wind. It must be exhausting & as I've been with hubby for 12 years & he's watched a human being come out of my vagina it seems a bit pointless.

Its not 'exhausting' though, as i pointed out in my original post. It takes almost no effort. I'm not holding it in to the point of cramps-if you have to you have to, but how the hell is turning up the radio, opening a window, or going pee 'exhausting'? Unless you're farting like 20 times a day i guess. I just dont do it that much.

What i find interesting in this thread is the condescension and need to put someone down if they have a different take on it than you do. If you like to fart in front of yr partner, knock yourself out. I do what feels right for me.

I personally would find it exhausting to make up pee breaks or some pretense to open a window. I'm not farting all day but would find wanting to do this even once a day tiring. Not physically either.

But fyi, I didn't read the original thread, just posted an opinion, you know, as you do on a forum. If you think you are being condescended to then sorry about that, I just offered my view that being disingenuous to hide a fart is a bit weird.

But well done for being so enlightened not to judge those who have no hangups about natural bodily functions. (slowly claps hands.)

Well done for totally making up a viewpoint i dont even hold. I don't look down on anyone. Since you're slow at reading comprehension, I'll say it again: i don't care if you or anyone likes farting in front of their partner. I don't like doing it in front of mine. Simple as. Think real hard, and get back to me when you understand what I'm saying. There. There's some condescension for you

Or are you still slow clapping there alone in front of your computer?

what a sensitive sally you are. fart, don't fart, no one gives a fart about it. you are the one making an issue over it. my reading comprehension is just fine but as said (which you clearly missed) I didn't read your opening post so have no idea why you have these issues with bodily functions but find it weird that you do. If you think being condescending is impressive you clearly have bigger issues than whether or not you can pass wind in front of another human being.

Oh blah blah blah.


I swear, some of you jump at any chance to feel even slightly superior over another human being. What's it like to be like that?

Its not about comfort, hesn92. My bf doesnt care if i fart in front of him-me not doing it has nothing to do with him. As i said above, he mostly just laughs if i happen to fart in front of him. He doesnt make me feel uncomfortable. I prefer not to fart in front of him. Its just a preference for me, personally. Alas, i think certain people on this thread don't want to hear me-its easier to grab onto that miniscule sliver of a reason to feel superior, and say 'well i would NEVER be with a guy i didnt feel comfortable enough to....' Nevermind that i didnt say that.

I think I'll leave you guys to your game of one upmanship. Tho i fear what'll happen when I'm gone-who will you feel superior over, and how will you validate your relationship?

Maybe you guys can count up the amount of times you've farted in front of your partners-the one with the most farts is CLEARLY the most comfortable! Or you could each eat beans and other bad smell inducing foods, or fart in your partners faces-the girl who farts in her bf's face the most times WINS. And clearly has the best relationship. GO!