Once I got dumped for
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i dumped a guy because i really really couldnt bare to look at how bad his teeth were. :bigsmile:
i also dumped my dentist (who i ended up dating) because it grossed me out that he had seen my teeth in intimate detail. :bigsmile:
weird i know! (it helped that the dentist turned out to be terribly boring too :P)0 -
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hahahNot really a dump per se, but I told a guy I loved him, and he said "you are lovable". OUCH!!0 -
Don't feel bad. One of my brothers was dumped by a girl because her parents said he didn't have a future and wasn't going to amount to anything. Well the joke is on them. He makes six figures and has a million dollar home and is the president of an insurance company. That daughter of theirs? Married a guy who works in a factory, she has 3 kids now, is enormous and is missing most of her teeth. How do I know? I worked at her dentist office and she was a patient there. YOu can bet I told her and her mother how well off my brother is lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I recently got dumped because I am not a college-educated elitist snob, and am still figuring out what I want to be and how I want to get there. Long story short, his family didn't like me and his Mama thought I was a gold digger.
I've also been dumped three different times, three different men, because they loved me and it scared them and they couldn't deal.
I'm just too awesome, is all.
OH MY GOD, so similar. Yeah, they were pushing HIM to push me to get into school, even though I am still undecided as to what I wanted to do. "Just pick something! We want you guys to have a solid future together." I'm like, that's not how it works... He even said himself several times that I needed to "make something of myself". Good for your brother. Best revenge is to live a happy life.
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Thread reminds me of the song 50 ways to say she died
You mean 50 ways to say goodbye?
50 ways to leave a lover?0 -
He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:
I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. It is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Aren't you glad he dumped you??0 -
dumped cause my boyfriend decided he was gay.
Two years later, he's dating a girl.
Two years later again, he's still dating the same girl.
Oh well! :P0 -
oh I have a doooozie.
was on a date with a guy, he disappears for a really long time. I go looking for him, his friend is all sketchy and tells me that he absolutely isn't in the men.s bathroom..... So I calmly walk by his friend, into the men's bathroom and find him having sex with a random woman.... then he looks at me and says...... we need to break up, i'm just not into women right now.....
I looked at him, and said..... looks like your pretty into women to me. Loser
Meh his loss!0 -
I got cheated on for a 6foot girl with a shaved multi-colored head.. Soft hands freak me out too. As well as untrimmed fingernails.I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!
Ewww I once went on a blind date with a guy who's finger nails were longer than mine and mine were pretty long. Grossed me out. He told my friend he couldn't figure out why I never called him back. YUCK!! Oh and he had polish on them too!! ewwww
OMG My ex's TOENAILS were always so long and "pretty"-- and he had super soft hands. But that's because he never did any hard work with them.
I love a man with rough hands that smells like motor oil.. *fans self*
:sick: :sick: :sick:
long toenails?!!!!0 -
I can't picture an interesting dentist. Seems they do an awful lot of talking and no one responds..i dumped a guy because i really really couldnt bare to look at how bad his teeth were. :bigsmile:
i also dumped my dentist (who i ended up dating) because it grossed me out that he had seen my teeth in intimate detail. :bigsmile:
weird i know! (it helped that the dentist turned out to be terribly boring too :P)0 -
a slope eyed tramp that was a cross breed between bilbo baggins and a russian prostitute0
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....nothing. Never been dumped.0
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People that have never been dumped, good for you but if you don't have any input.. don't put it in.0
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He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:
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Actually very close to this! Dumped because I wasn't a virgin and was goin to Hell! Oh PUHLEASE! As a Christian..never have I found where not being a virgin condemns me to Hell..SO glad that freakazoid is gone!0 -
A woman so lovely to be around that she was known to his friends as "the cave dragon." I wish I was joking.
Another guy dumped me because I wasn't Christian. He knew this when we started seeing each other, mostly I think he just wanted to go back to his ex gf, who was very Christian.0 -
Not crying when he 'pretended' to dump me. Confused? I was.
Guy: So I think this is it, we should go on a break, or break up.
Me:"Oh, well, ok.
The Next Day
Guy calls me: I think we should break up.
Me: I thought you did that yesterday?!
Guy: That was a test, you didn't seem that upset about it so I decided it's for real now.
Me: Oh. Wait what?!0 -
I got cheated on for a 6foot girl with a shaved multi-colored head.. Soft hands freak me out too. As well as untrimmed fingernails.I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!
Ewww I once went on a blind date with a guy who's finger nails were longer than mine and mine were pretty long. Grossed me out. He told my friend he couldn't figure out why I never called him back. YUCK!! Oh and he had polish on them too!! ewwww
OMG My ex's TOENAILS were always so long and "pretty"-- and he had super soft hands. But that's because he never did any hard work with them.
I love a man with rough hands that smells like motor oil.. *fans self*
:sick: :sick: :sick:
long toenails?!!!!
YES. They weren't like, crazy long, just longer than any toenails I'd ever seen on a man before. He was super sensitive about having girl hands so I never mentioned the foot thing either.0 -
oh I have a doooozie.
was on a date with a guy, he disappears for a really long time. I go looking for him, his friend is all sketchy and tells me that he absolutely isn't in the men.s bathroom..... So I calmly walk by his friend, into the men's bathroom and find him having sex with a random woman.... then he looks at me and says...... we need to break up, i'm just not into women right now.....
I looked at him, and said..... looks like your pretty into women to me. Loser
Meh his loss!
Omg thats terrible.0 -
Got dumped after I met the parents once, because they liked me way too much. Girl wanted to be bad and that was the kiss of death.
On the other side, been dumped because I wasn't Baptist enough (at all) for the parents.
I was always either too good or too bad it seemed.0 -
I dumped a guy that was a child. Just one example: he would order any ice cream or milkshakes at a restaurant and bounce in his seat and clap his hands.
I thought it went amicable seeing as we hugged and I held him while he cried.
But a few days later around 1am I get a essay of a text and one of the things that is "wrong" with me that I found HILARIOUS is that I'm 22 years old and still live at home with my parents (to save money). Um, his 28 year old *kitten* was living with me and my parents! :mad:0 -
Thread reminds me of the song 50 ways to say she died
You mean 50 ways to say goodbye?
Yes but it would be better if she died jk 0 -
oh I have a doooozie.
was on a date with a guy, he disappears for a really long time. I go looking for him, his friend is all sketchy and tells me that he absolutely isn't in the men.s bathroom..... So I calmly walk by his friend, into the men's bathroom and find him having sex with a random woman.... then he looks at me and says...... we need to break up, i'm just not into women right now.....
I looked at him, and said..... looks like your pretty into women to me. Loser
Meh his loss!
Omg thats terrible.
that same night, I met my husband. So I look at it as a win =D0 -
I love when that happens lolMy bf of a year sent me a break-up e-mail telling me he wasn't ready for a relationship and wanted to spend more time playing WoW... 3 Years later he's still addicted to the game and he's put on all of the weight that I've lost ... hehehe.
At least he was honest. Better a break-up email than a guy who just spends more time playing WoW (or Eve, or whatever) than he does anything else. Trust me, I've been there. A break-up email would have saved me over a year of my life trying to make things work.0 -
I once got dumped because I was too independant, he said he wasn't used to dating a woman who did her own thing. Whatever buddy. Ha ha!!0
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Because one of my college roommates was a gay man.0
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losing weight. Surprise, he was a chubby chaser. -_______-0
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I was dumped for not being pretty or thin enough. Some guys can be so mean.0
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I don't like being told what to do.People that have never been dumped, good for you but if you don't have any input.. don't put it in.
Therefore, even though I've never been dumped, and I have nothing to add, I'm still commenting.
Try and stop me.0 -
He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:
Is the burning in hell a reference to the STD he. Gave you?0 -
Stopppppp pleaseeee in the name of.. love
I don't like being told what to do.People that have never been dumped, good for you but if you don't have any input.. don't put it in.
Therefore, even though I've never been dumped, and I have nothing to add, I'm still commenting.
Try and stop me.0
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