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  • serenapitala
    serenapitala Posts: 441 Member
    Someone had to say it

    ^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:

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    Lol. Nice :-)
  • pumpkinspice84
    pumpkinspice84 Posts: 160 Member
    I agree! I don't eat pizza everyday. We eat it about once a month and if we do I want REAL crust. Not even thin cause I don't like it that much. Same with any foods.
  • sofielein
    sofielein Posts: 539 Member
    The thing is, strictly from a culinary point of view, that for example an authentic spaghetti bolognese requires approximately 4 hours of cooking time. That is, quality chopped beef needs to be added and browned to the sauteed onions and vegetables and then you can simmer it for 4 hours or bake in the oven 4 hours.

    At the same time, people cook up their spaghetti in 10 minutes, cook some minced meat in some canned tomato sauce for 15 minutes, put some horrific processed cheese on top, then call it Spaghetti Bolognese.

    Other people buy some frozen package from the store full of starch, palm oil, food color etc., then put it in the microwave and call THAT spaghetti bolognese.

    If this is OK, why couldn't you just make cauliflower with some tomato juice on top and call that pizza or spaghetti bolognese or whatnot. There is my opinion of what I call Spaghetti Bolognese (only Nr. 1) and then there are other people who never had a real one their entire lives.
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
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    I agree:

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    I don't care what anyone cooks or eats. But I think I'd like to try combining these two yummy looking burgers-maybe grilled cheese donuts used as a bun? Needs more bacon though...
  • paulcer
    paulcer Posts: 167 Member
    Now I have to look up the Cauliflower crust recipie. Sounds tasty!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    At the same time, people cook up their spaghetti in 10 minutes, cook some minced meat in some canned tomato sauce for 15 minutes, put some horrific processed cheese on top, then call it Spaghetti Bolognese.
    I have never called anything "Spaghetti Bolognese" nor have I ever heard anyone in my 43 years, until just now, call anything by that name.:tongue:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member

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    this is GENIUS.
  • XtyAnn17
    XtyAnn17 Posts: 632 Member
    Oh and thanks for the buffalo cauliflower idea, totally trying this!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    If you take a rusty old shltbox car and paint white stripes from the front bumper to the rear bumper, does that make it a Mini Cooper or is it still a rusty old shltbox?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If you take a rusty old shltbox car and paint white stripes from the front bumper to the rear bumper, does that make it a Mini Cooper or is it still a rusty old shltbox?

    This is just one of the many reasons why I :heart: you
  • aepdx
    aepdx Posts: 218 Member
    i love these recipes!!! maybe you should just open up a little bit.
  • TigressPat
    TigressPat Posts: 722
    At the same time, people cook up their spaghetti in 10 minutes, cook some minced meat in some canned tomato sauce for 15 minutes, put some horrific processed cheese on top, then call it Spaghetti Bolognese.
    I have never called anything "Spaghetti Bolognese" nor have I ever heard anyone in my 43 years, until just now, call anything by that name.:tongue:

    because you are an American, and Olive Garden just calls it "meat sauce"!
  • IWantToo
    IWantToo Posts: 162
    lMaoooooooo thank you...when I did low carb many moons ago.. they had a billion recipes so i'm use to seeing them but i'm not sure why there are so many on here, when it seems no one is really low carbing... who the fugg wants a banana and egg "pancake" or a cauliflower or even broccoli "pizza" crust.. just ewww my fav on the low carb sites were whipped eggs called oppsie rolls you were suppose to make sandwhiches with them.. i made them and they look like bread i was shocked... taste like pure egg lmao the most disgusting thing ever! And coconut bark the equivalent to taking cooking oil add cocoa powder but in fridge and eat cold cocoa flavored oil.. absolutely retched taste exactly like what it is oil with coco in it.. both things i made and couldnt eat...just disgusting!
  • preslyann50
    preslyann50 Posts: 114 Member
    Regardless of OP, I'm freaking dying over the animated comments.. I'm just reading through to look at those lol
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    how about crockpot cheeseburgers?

    I JUST LOOKED UP THE RECIPE...YUM!!!

    And this made this whole thread worthwhile.
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    At the same time, people cook up their spaghetti in 10 minutes, cook some minced meat in some canned tomato sauce for 15 minutes, put some horrific processed cheese on top, then call it Spaghetti Bolognese.
    I have never called anything "Spaghetti Bolognese" nor have I ever heard anyone in my 43 years, until just now, call anything by that name.:tongue:

    because you are an American, and Olive Garden just calls it "meat sauce"!

    Boom! She didn't lie.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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    Nah, I agree with you completely. I'm just trying to do my part to stretch the thread out until Godwin's law happens.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    Nah, I agree with you completely. I'm just trying to do my part to stretch the thread out until Godwin's law happens.

    :drinker:
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    What a great thread to finish off my long day at school! Thanks to all participants!

    Now start a new one for my long day at work tomorrow please.
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    Each to their own - I say thanks to all those creative souls that make me think about trying foods differently. And while I don't agree with OP, I defend the right to post all about it.

    Flame on. (Preferably, on a gas grill and toasting up a cauliflower pizza crust!)
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    i especially love it when people get all upitty and righteous over a thread that is quite obviously tongue in cheek

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  • JossFit
    JossFit Posts: 588 Member
    Turd & Egg Pancakes

    1 turd
    1 egg

    Mix, fry in pan.

    Kinda tastes like crap. And egg.

    Macros?

    If I substitute Egg Beaters does that work too?
  • FeatherBoBeather
    FeatherBoBeather Posts: 255 Member
    lol people who get mad on the internet.
  • FitGuyWillDoIt
    FitGuyWillDoIt Posts: 111 Member
    did you say Blue Moon?
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    LIke... alot!
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    Hallelujah! Although I do drink coconut milk b/c I'm allergic to cow milk...
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member
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    I want to have babies with this creation......

    You can.food babies:wink:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    At the same time, people cook up their spaghetti in 10 minutes, cook some minced meat in some canned tomato sauce for 15 minutes, put some horrific processed cheese on top, then call it Spaghetti Bolognese.
    I have never called anything "Spaghetti Bolognese" nor have I ever heard anyone in my 43 years, until just now, call anything by that name.:tongue:

    because you are an American, and Olive Garden just calls it "meat sauce"!

    Boom! She didn't lie.
    I am an American, and if you insist Olive Garden calls something "meat sauce," I'll happily agree. But neither of those things are relevant. When hundreds of millions of Americans call the above "spaghetti" then that's what "spaghetti" means in America. When four people on a fitness site call a smashed banana a "pancake" that doesn't make it a pancake.
  • FloraSin
    FloraSin Posts: 188 Member
    I also can't stand the faux-junk recipes that get posted. Mostly, because is it doesn't taste good, it's still a waste of calories in my opinion.

    I do really appreciate the genuine recipes and what not that get shared. The ones that aren't made entirely of substitutions, sadness, and me pretending that I enjoy it.

    In other news, this thread seems to have devolved into foolishness. That being said, here's a cat!

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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Turd & Egg Pancakes

    1 turd
    1 egg

    Mix, fry in pan.

    Kinda tastes like crap. And egg.

    Macros?

    If I substitute Egg Beaters does that work too?

    How big of a turd? Like, a cup? I think I'll add some splenda. And instead of egg, could I use flax meal? Would it still taste like egg?
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
    Mmmmmm all this talk about replacing burger buns is making me hungry. I want a buger with pizza slices as buns!!!

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