The foods you must STOP EATING RIGHT NOW...
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Fried foods-cant. ulcer.
Hamburgers & French fries- see above.
Table sugar-i prefer honey
Plain Jam- and homemade at that
salted nuts-dont like most salted.
smoked nuts-had some earlier
refried beans-why even have a burrito then?!
Baked Beans-GRILL SEASON!
Chocolate Fudge-i prefer just chocolate
Candy-sometimes
Toffee- i will punch your grandma over toffee.
Gums-i chew like a cow.
Boiled sweets- sounds gross.
Mint Sweets- id like a york pattie now.
Liquorice- BEST. EVAAAAR.
Honey - Local unproccessed helps allergies!
Soft drinks- no thanks
Tinned fruits- canned pears are omnomnom
Chutney- never had it.
Pickle- gross
bacon- id rather die than quit bacon
sausage-see above
cured meats-not so much
ham- dont like ham
fatty cuts of steak like T-bone & rib-eye- i dont eat beef
Puddings-butterscotch
Corn syrup-not so much
Fruit juice - i juice my own
Cake-german chocolate
Bread made with white flour-homemade
Soda pop, such as Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, etc.-isnt this akso a soft drink?
All baked goods made with white flour-keep em homemade
Coffee-enjoying some now
Biscuits-cheddar dill
Fast foods-ulcer. see top.
Pasta made with white flour- bowties are best
Canned fruits w/added sugar-isnt this tinned fruit?
Most packaged cereals-like count chocula?
Alcohol - i dont drink
Potato chips- BBQ lays. all day.
Popcorn-with cheese
Cookies- sandies and samoas
Ice cream- ben and jerrys
Cakes- on here twice
Pies- my grandma makes a chocolate pie that you'd kick kittens for
All deserts- i dont want to eat sand anyway.
Artificial sweeteners like Nutrasweet, Equal, Sweet N Low, Sweet Twin, Sugar Twin, Splenda, Sunett & Sweet One-splenda in my coffee.
Most bottled green teas have more ingredients in it to help you gain weight than the actual green tea itself to help you lose weight.- bottled tea tastes stagnant anyway.0 -
What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)
LOL Now that looks delicious. Perhaps you can you start a thread with the recipe so everyone gets to see it :bigsmile:0 -
what's wrong with coffee? ??(Unless you're pouring a lot of sugar and creamer in )Coffee is a necessity!0
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FUN FACT: Sugar-free gum can act as a laxative if you chew too much of it. Why?
But I did see it on an episode of House, so I'm taking it as gospel.0 -
What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)
Whatever you do, when you put this in the database, don't label is "chicken nuggets". Instead, please label it either "CHURKEN NURGERTS" or "baked breaded okra".0 -
Wow......just wow......why can't I eat pig?!?!
I read a diet book by Jordan Rubin, Perfect Weight. He was adament about pig.
He said something like, you can put four pigs each in their own cages.
Since they will eat annny-thing, just stack them one on top of the other and you only have to feed the top pig. All will grow.
He was equally tough on lobster. Now I am from Maine, so especially did not appreciate his bottom feeder comments!
But enjoy the book, I did very much!
The reason why I stopped eating pig is that the best tasting stuff, ham and bacon are filled with nitrates.
They are poisons, in small enough quanities that most people can tolerate them.
I am not most people. Arthritis flared and had my fingers looking like Italian sausages,
which do taste great, and if they are fresh, may not have nitrates, but I might just as well patch the directly onto my back side.
I smell the things and gain weight. Animal fat is so deadly.0 -
My favorite is that people think this thread is serious.0
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Well, I'm screwed.0
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What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)
Whatever you do, when you put this in the database, don't label is "chicken nuggets". Instead, please label it either "CHURKEN NURGERTS" or "baked breaded okra".
I concur. Except just CHURKEN NURGERTS.0 -
I wish people would stop posting this kind of thing...
Every heard of IIFYM? If it fits your macros?
That may work for some of you special snowflake people, but us regular people have to try different things to be successful...like search the internet for lists of foods we should/shouldn't eat.
Yeah, I was a 350 pound snowflake.
I lost weight while still eating most of those things. Losing weight is calories in vs calories out. Period. You can even gain weight eating "healthy" foods if you are over your TDEE. If you aren't losing weight, you're eating too much or aren't busting your *kitten* in the gym. Stop blaming the types food and get to work.0 -
Jof, did that play out the way you expected? I myself was surprised by the amount of people who still thought you were serious even though you said you weren't on the first page of posts.0
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Here's a list of foods I won't STOP EATING RIGHT NOW...
Fried foods
Hamburgers & French fries
Table sugar
Plain Jam
salted nuts
smoked nuts
refried beans
Baked Beans
Chocolate Fudge
Candy
Toffee
Gums
Boiled sweets
Mint Sweets
Liquorice
Honey - Honey has minimal nutritional value & has the same calorie content as sugar.
Soft drinks
Tinned fruits
Chutney
Pickle
bacon
sausage
cured meats
ham
fatty cuts of steak like T-bone & rib-eye
Puddings
Corn syrup
Fruit juice - It's better to eat raw fruit instead of fruit juice because fruits contain more fiber and the juice will always contain more sugar than the actual fruit.
Cake
Bread made with white flour
Soda pop, such as Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, etc.
All baked goods made with white flour
Coffee
Biscuits
Fast foods
Pasta made with white flour
Canned fruits w/added sugar
Most packaged cereals
Alcohol can slow your metabolism down by 73%
Potato chips
Popcorn
Cookies
Ice cream
Cakes
Pies
All deserts
How mean. You should have just not posted anything at all. If you don't like my list, why did you even read it?
Everyone on MFP is so mean. I thought we were all here for the same reason, motivations and supports. I'm feeling neither motivations nor supports.
That does it. I'm done with this thread.0 -
What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)
Whatever you do, when you put this in the database, don't label is "chicken nuggets". Instead, please label it either "CHURKEN NURGERTS" or "baked breaded okra".
*Row of smiley-faces with beer!*0 -
I know you cited the article you got it from OP, but I can't possibly trust an article that says I should avoid alcohol when studies have shown that a glass of red wine each day can improve your cholesterol numbers and reduce formation of blood clots. And some newer studies are showing that moderate amounts of coffee daily can have positive effects regarding Parkinsons' disease, type 2 diabetes and liver cancer.Option B: Maybe it isn't absolutely essential for your success that you don't eat any of the foods on this list. Perhaps I should have done some more reading first.
Depends on how you define "success." I suppose one way to define it would be to abide by the list & go to bed at night knowing you didn't put any of those toxic foods in your body. Not sure how happy you would be having deprived yourself of some of your favorite foods, & going to events where you can't control the food served might be a challenge, but have at it.
What this article does not address is the mental benefit of MODERATION. Convince me that eating some of these foods [/]sometimes[/i] is going to kill me, & I might consider avoiding them. "The foods you must STOP EATING RIGHT NOW..." is a little extreme. I don't like half the stuff on the list anyway, & the stuff I do like, I don't eat every day. I've still managed to lose weight & keep my sanity, which fits my definition of success.0 -
How mean. You should have just not posted anything at all. If you don't like my list, why did you even read it?
Everyone on MFP is so mean. I thought we were all here for the same reason, motivations and supports. I'm feeling neither motivations nor supports.
That does it. I'm done with this thread.
I look forward to your "I quit everything" post :flowerforyou:0 -
http://exoticwhitepeoplefood.tumblr.com/What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)0 -
Sugarless candy, designed for diabetics, who once in a while want a taste of sweet go through you like a torpedo.
I was doing an art show at a mall and bought some at the very nice candy store.
Not a good day. An experience never to be repeated!
After the cleanse, you get the opposite reaction. The torpedo just sits there for a week!
The chemicals are worse than the sugar. Buy regular candy and gum and learn to discipline yourself.
Others have succeeded. I am still working on it.0 -
LIES... its all lies..
I had cake and mall chinese food yesterday and still woke up with a loss today..
its not about what you eat, its about how much of that you eat, and then how much you move yourself around afterwards.0 -
Serious or not, there are newbies joining the site every day who believe everything they read. The article referenced in the original post was so poorly written, I'm not sure what kind of motivation or support was expected. Welcome to the internet.Jof, did that play out the way you expected? I myself was surprised by the amount of people who still thought you were serious even though you said you weren't on the first page of posts.0 -
Coffee?
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There is nothing wrong with air popped kernel popcorn. NOTHING.0
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Hey, anything posted on the Internet has to be true...
And where did I find this out...
On the Internet....0 -
http://exoticwhitepeoplefood.tumblr.com/What I find helpful is looking for clever substitute dishes...something like this:
ERMAHGARD! CHURKEN NURGERTS!
(Yeah I recycled it, and I thinks it's twice as funny this time around!)
You had me at "Dr. Who hitting the protest button."0 -
My favorite is that people think this thread is serious.
Hey, this is Food and Nutrition, it's serious bidness!0 -
Jof, did that play out the way you expected? I myself was surprised by the amount of people who still thought you were serious even though you said you weren't on the first page of posts.
Honestly, no. I know Poe's Law is ultimately the reason, but I honestly thought I included enough clues from the beginning. Sure, I later edited out the soliloquy-esque "editor's comments" from the OP, but it was quoted at least once on the first page.
However, I also didn't do what *I* expected to do. I had originally intended to demonstrate the "correct" way for an OP to respond when their "facts" are challenged...but...I just couldn't do it. Apparently, my preferred method...nay, my *only* method of communicating here is through sarcasm/hyperbole. Geesh, maybe I really *am* just a mean person.
(If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting over here in the corner in quiet introspection.)0 -
How mean. You should have just not posted anything at all. If you don't like my list, why did you even read it?
Everyone on MFP is so mean. I thought we were all here for the same reason, motivations and supports. I'm feeling neither motivations nor supports.
You said it wasn't your list. Now it is? We're not being mean, we are disagreeing with the crappy article. You should be happy to know that eating those "evil" foods will not make you stop losing weight or magically make you fat. That's a good thing!That does it. I'm done with this thread.
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Hey, I didn't write it. I just copied it from an article full of facts that I thought might be helpful. Sure, not everyone will find it helpful, because some special snowflakes can eat whatever foods they want and never gain weight, but regular people might find the answers they're looking for in this list.
Geesh, some people are so mean.
Thumper's father has a few words of wisdom for some of you. I blame your parents.
Choice A it is then I see. Carry on. :drinker:0 -
Yeah I eat rib eye too. I find I can't eat more than 3oz of steak at one sitting anyhow. It boggles my mind at how restaurants serve 8oz steaks. Puke."fatty cuts of steak like T-bone & rib-eye"
Haha yeah right. I live off rib eye when I can afford it and I'm losing weight like crazy. I have to substitute butter for my fat when I eat leaner cuts or I get bingey after a couple of days.
I actually do avoid most of the rest (I'll kill anyone who takes my coffee away, though), because it works very well for me.
Oh, and is it just me or did it miss a crucial piece of info on alcohol, namely those evil, evil alcohol munchies?
Oh heck. I can put a 24 oz. Porterhouse down. No lie. With the bread, salad, and some of the gigantic potato. Ask my sister. She's on here. Actually, she may enter this thread on her own when it posts to my page. I love me some steak... 3 oz. is just a bite.
You are just beautiful.:flowerforyou: I like mine with some butter melted over the top...ohhhhhhhhhhh.0 -
Actually the coffee has health benefits. You might want to do some research. Along with Dark Chocolate and a glass of red wine. Being thin does not equate to being healthy. Fact0
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You will pry my burgers from my cold, dead hands. And my chocolate too.
And I use whipping cream and coconut oil in my coffee. I like fat. And chocolate. And hamburgers (although I make them with ground turkey)... and I eat them with pickles, darn it. And full fat mayo. Oy. I'm going to hell.
^^^^^ THIS!!! LOLOLOLOL!!0
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