Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.

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  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
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    Mmmm, poptarts.

    After the post above, I ended up reading this as "mmmm, pooptarts" :/
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    i thought this was real
    i tried to google it
    shame on you all!
    LMAO

    be careful. you have to get Pop Tarts, not Pop Tards. Pop Tards are for a whole different problem and will not cleanse you.

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  • ShannonECTD
    ShannonECTD Posts: 203 Member
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    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....



    omg omg omg ooommmmgggg!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....

    omg omg omg ooommmmgggg!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I feel so left out because I can't see these pics. When I click "quote" I can see the links in the quoted bit above, but when I copy and paste them into my browser I get the screen that says "Site Blocked. This web site has been blocked for violating regulations and laws of Kingdom of Bahrain."

    :sad:
  • AmandaReimer1
    AmandaReimer1 Posts: 235 Member
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    Best. Thread. Ever.
  • kellie1055
    kellie1055 Posts: 80 Member
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    OMG guys, I just found a pop tart recipe using only three ingredients....it tastes EXACTLY like a real pop tart..

    1 cup lard
    1 loaf of bread
    1 jar strawberry jelly
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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    I'll call it even. It's a lesson I needed to learn anyway.

    No crap. You've lost, what, 153 pounds counting calories or whatever?? You're probably not ready for the massive fat-burning power of a good Kellogg's colonic. Sigh. Amateurs.
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    I hear your sister's goin' out with Squeak!
    Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve Perry!
  • jubeesh
    jubeesh Posts: 156
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  • jillybeansalad
    jillybeansalad Posts: 239 Member
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    Thank you, OP... thank you. lol
  • Hbazzell
    Hbazzell Posts: 899 Member
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    I love you. I will follow your poptart cleanse to the ends of the earth. lol
  • HealthfulLife
    HealthfulLife Posts: 28 Member
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    This has to be a joke, right?!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    I'll call it even. It's a lesson I needed to learn anyway.

    No crap. You've lost, what, 153 pounds counting calories or whatever?? You're probably not ready for the massive fat-burning power of a good Kellogg's colonic. Sigh. Amateurs.
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    I hear your sister's goin' out with Squeak!
    Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve Perry!
    I thought we agreed: no more Journey psyche-outs!

    And I shoulda been gone...
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 10,149 MFP Staff
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    Moving this topic to Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games... Thanks!
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    Only go for the blueberry ones.

    Less sugar and carbs, because I said so.
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
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    should i take these orally or as suppositories?

    i feel like it would work better if i were uncomfortable in the process. you know what they say... no pain, no gain.

    weight loss is supposed to be difficult and i feel bad by cheating to get my results in 1 weekend instead of several months, so it would make me feel better if i could tell people how difficult it was.

    Whichever hole you decide to insert these cleansers, please grease liberally with butter prior to insertion...I think this is the only way they will be effective. Good luck!
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
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    Huh? Now this I have to go and google.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    :love: :flowerforyou:
  • wendybird5
    wendybird5 Posts: 577 Member
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    I was watching Dr Oz and he said that you have to get the strawberry pop tarts with frosting, freeze them then use the icing from the toaster strudels. Otherwise it doesn't work.

    Your body will have to heat up the frozen pop tart burning tons of fat and leaving all your muscle intact and the icing will help get all the "gunk" off your intestinal walls. If you eat 10/day you will lose 15 lbs over the weekend easy.

    To prove it, Dr. Oz pulled a woman from the audience, coated her in frosting, put her in a giant replica of a toaster and then made her crawl through a giant replica of a colon lined with Nutella to show the results. So it must be true.

    *fixed my typo
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    I was watching Dr Oz and he said that you have to get the strawberry pop tarts with frosting, freeze them then use the icing from the toaster strudels. Otherwise it doesn't work.

    Your body will have to heat up the frozen pop tart burning tons of fat and leaving all your muscle intact and the icing will help get all the "gunk" off your intestinal walls. If you eat 10/day you will lose 15 lbs over the weekend easy.

    To prove it, Dr. Oz pulled a woman from the audience, coated her in frosting, put her in a giant replica if a toaster and then made her crawl through a giant replica of a toaster lined with Nutella to show the results. So it must be true.

    hey. i think i saw that episode! he's such a wise and powerful wizard.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,473 Member
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    lets add booze to that too,

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