How to flirt on MFP

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  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
    so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/

    No- you just have to look at me and I;ll come running :wink:
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Chillax.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    *taking notes*
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Chillax.

    Would bang.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!


    (I gotta get on this FL)
    You are soooo HAWT that you are a 12.5 that I would do, after flirting if I saw you in a grocery store... (sending PM of my Junk and something real creepy as a caption...fingers crossed)
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    I want more pics of junk. :(
  • stageragsgurl
    stageragsgurl Posts: 10
    LOL, lol, lol
    be my friend, all of you!
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!
  • ExNihil0
    ExNihil0 Posts: 60
    Never send a picture of your own junk. Send a picture of someone else's junk. Plausable deniability
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    LOL, lol, lol
    be my friend, all of you!

    Nice shoes...
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Whatever you do, avoid being subtle.
    Try something right to the point-
    "Hey there sexy fellow MFP person, I'd certainly like to spend an hour twirling on your Jolly Roger".
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!

    ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I want more pics of junk. :(

    ......hey sexy you have kik
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"

    This one...LOL


    So...how *ARE* YOU Doin'? :wink:
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    How to flirt on MFP:

    1. Be good looking
    2. Say anything you like
    3. There is no 3.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Y r MFP ladies so hawt?!

    Pls send FR!
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.

    I miss spending 20 minutes thinking up a chat name.
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!

    :blushing: Must be a....um, big 'file'!
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    lol was that intentional?
  • LaurenVamp
    LaurenVamp Posts: 74 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

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    Anxious to hear this response...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!

    Also setting the pic to the panoramic setting also helps...
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )

    It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )

    And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you. :heart:

    I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    lol was that intentional?

    Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol

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