How to flirt on MFP
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How to flirt on MFP:
1. Be good looking
2. Say anything you like
3. There is no 3.0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!0 -
Y r MFP ladies so hawt?!
Pls send FR!0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.
I miss spending 20 minutes thinking up a chat name.0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
:blushing: Must be a....um, big 'file'!0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
lol was that intentional?0 -
Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.
Anxious to hear this response...0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
Also setting the pic to the panoramic setting also helps...0 -
Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )
It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )
And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you.
I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
lol was that intentional?
Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol0 -
Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:
Haha!0 -
Sign in.
would bang.
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I want more pics of junk.
......hey sexy you have kik
I am so lame I had to google kik.0 -
Interesting topic in here! (getting my popcorn and pulling up a chair!) :glasses:0
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Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:
Haha!
Send creepier, less flattering junk pics and more wink emoticons. We'll talk.0 -
I usually flirt Via large Gas explosion. Followed by Laughter.0
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I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
lol was that intentional?
Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol
i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P0 -
How to flirt on MFP:
1. Be good looking
2. Say anything you like
3. There is no 3.
This applys in real life too btw. Whether what you say to a woman is flirty vs creepy depends exclusively on how good looking you are.0 -
first of all you have to be a Pimpette like me0
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Pose with garden vegetables. LOL0
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