How to flirt on MFP

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    How to flirt on MFP:

    1. Be good looking
    2. Say anything you like
    3. There is no 3.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Y r MFP ladies so hawt?!

    Pls send FR!
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.

    I miss spending 20 minutes thinking up a chat name.
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!

    :blushing: Must be a....um, big 'file'!
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    lol was that intentional?
  • LaurenVamp
    LaurenVamp Posts: 74 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

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    Anxious to hear this response...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)

    Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!

    Also setting the pic to the panoramic setting also helps...
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )

    It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )

    And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you. :heart:

    I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    lol was that intentional?

    Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:

    Haha!
  • Cocoapuff717
    Cocoapuff717 Posts: 155
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    Sign in.

    would bang.

    ONS
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    I want more pics of junk. :(

    ......hey sexy you have kik

    I am so lame I had to google kik. :embarassed:
  • throttle2009
    throttle2009 Posts: 138
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    Interesting topic in here! (getting my popcorn and pulling up a chair!) :glasses:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:

    Haha!

    Send creepier, less flattering junk pics and more wink emoticons. We'll talk.
  • The_Angry_Fish_Guy
    The_Angry_Fish_Guy Posts: 40 Member
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    I usually flirt Via large Gas explosion. Followed by Laughter.
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    lol was that intentional?

    Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol

    i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    How to flirt on MFP:

    1. Be good looking
    2. Say anything you like
    3. There is no 3.

    This applys in real life too btw. Whether what you say to a woman is flirty vs creepy depends exclusively on how good looking you are.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    first of all you have to be a Pimpette like me :tongue:
  • Debbie_Dunn
    Debbie_Dunn Posts: 8 Member
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    Pose with garden vegetables. LOL

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