How to flirt on MFP

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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelina jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    It's really this easy? Did I ever tell you, you look a lot like Angelina Jolie?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    Take to Denny's
  • nberr
    nberr Posts: 29
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    Willing to tutor.

    EDIT: Sarasm font didn't work.
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.

    My husband was mega-respectful and polite and all "I'm a super chivalrous dude" ... and I totally banged him ASAP. Then we were like, total BFFs until one day when I said, "You think we should get married?" and he was all, "whatever you want." (because he's polite)... so yeah, I mean, smart, sexy, confident women do love that schlitz.

    No.
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
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    Sign in.

    would bang.

    ONS

    yessssssssssssssssssss!

    9/10
  • throttle2009
    throttle2009 Posts: 138
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    LOL...prob true...:noway:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Two words "Would Bang"

    would bang
  • EPITCH
    EPITCH Posts: 10
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin

    Funny, coming from the guy who hasn't had a woman since his momma had him.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    Take to Denny's

    Awww Tyler. You know just how to make me swoon....now where's my coffee?
  • Argos74
    Argos74 Posts: 12 Member
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    Someone asked for pictures of my junk.

    34xf14z.jpg

    Going to put it outside now. The nice men in the truck will collect it tomorrow.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    It's really this easy? Did I ever tell you, you look a lot like Angelina Jolie?

    It really is.

    Not on me. :laugh:
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    I disagree

    Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.

    I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.

    Then I checked the usernames...

    That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

    What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.

    I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.

    I'd take it but I'm more of a Bellykeg McWonkyface.


    HEY!!! I get plenty of internet action as Bellykeg McWonkyface thank you.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    Take to Denny's

    Awww Tyler. You know just how to make me swoon....now where's my coffee?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJXzJ7eGokbWi7z8L9OmkXtpmukcYdNLPNwkUIkqoKKfgyY-6w
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    I read date/rate as date rape

    Not sure if need glasses or freudian slip
  • FrankenBeanz
    FrankenBeanz Posts: 176 Member
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    Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird


    :huh: : Oh bless you!
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
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    What is needed is an offline class in understanding how to know when someone is flirting with you or just engaging in polite conversation. I find that if I say hello to certain women, she will wave her wedding ring in my face and awkwardly start talking about her husband. I want to say "Don't flatter yourself lady, talking is considered good manners where I come from."
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.

    It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...

    The good old Barstool Surprise...

    You got to watch those camera angles.

    They will get you every time: http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Camera-angle-9.jpg
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    You mean you don`t poke them in the shoulder and say they have cooties anymore? :noway:

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