How to flirt on MFP
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I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!
Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.
LMAO...too funny. Sad my first post on this site was an "LOL".....bahahaha0 -
I disagree
Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.
I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.
Then I checked the usernames...
That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
I'd take it but I'm more of a Bellykeg McWonkyface.0 -
I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
I just spit out my water all over my desk. Hilarious!
<----This...Classic Flirting...She Spits!0 -
"How YOU Doin'?"
^^ this! :laugh:
ya..that ^^ works both ways...!0 -
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?
Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
My husband was mega-respectful and polite and all "I'm a super chivalrous dude" ... and I totally banged him ASAP. Then we were like, total BFFs until one day when I said, "You think we should get married?" and he was all, "whatever you want." (because he's polite)... so yeah, I mean, smart, sexy, confident women do love that schlitz.0 -
Send a simple message to their inbox... "Spit or swallow". See what happens from there.0
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Ha ha! And they can always read your profile page! If that doesn't "wow" them nothing will! :bigsmile:I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice0 -
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...
The good old Barstool Surprise...0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
He's not too subtle is he?0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelina jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
It's really this easy? Did I ever tell you, you look a lot like Angelina Jolie?0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
Take to Denny's0 -
Willing to tutor.
EDIT: Sarasm font didn't work.0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?
Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
My husband was mega-respectful and polite and all "I'm a super chivalrous dude" ... and I totally banged him ASAP. Then we were like, total BFFs until one day when I said, "You think we should get married?" and he was all, "whatever you want." (because he's polite)... so yeah, I mean, smart, sexy, confident women do love that schlitz.
No.0 -
Sign in.
would bang.
ONS
yessssssssssssssssssss!
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1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
LOL...prob true...:noway:0 -
Two words "Would Bang"
would bang0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
Funny, coming from the guy who hasn't had a woman since his momma had him.0 -
Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird0
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1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
Take to Denny's
Awww Tyler. You know just how to make me swoon....now where's my coffee?0 -
Someone asked for pictures of my junk.
Going to put it outside now. The nice men in the truck will collect it tomorrow.0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
It's really this easy? Did I ever tell you, you look a lot like Angelina Jolie?
It really is.
Not on me. :laugh:0 -
I disagree
Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.
I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.
Then I checked the usernames...
That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
I'd take it but I'm more of a Bellykeg McWonkyface.
HEY!!! I get plenty of internet action as Bellykeg McWonkyface thank you.0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
Take to Denny's
Awww Tyler. You know just how to make me swoon....now where's my coffee?0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
I read date/rate as date rape
Not sure if need glasses or freudian slip0 -
Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird
:huh: : Oh bless you!0 -
What is needed is an offline class in understanding how to know when someone is flirting with you or just engaging in polite conversation. I find that if I say hello to certain women, she will wave her wedding ring in my face and awkwardly start talking about her husband. I want to say "Don't flatter yourself lady, talking is considered good manners where I come from."0
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I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...
The good old Barstool Surprise...
You got to watch those camera angles.
They will get you every time: http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Camera-angle-9.jpg0 -
You mean you don`t poke them in the shoulder and say they have cooties anymore? :noway:0
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