Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Why can't I focus on work today?0 -
Because MFP games are taking over your brain.
Why don't more people wear silver clothing?0 -
Because MFP games are taking over your brain.
Why don't more people wear silver clothing?
Because silver clothing isn't even flattering on sticks like Lady GaGa.
Why do these silly games make me giggle so hard?
(I almost peed my pants when I read that planes don't wear life vests)0 -
Because we use subliminal messages to tickle your funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a toad?0 -
I don't know but I bet it tastes like chicken!!!!
Where do kids get their energy from?0 -
From their imaginary friends...
Why does the sun shine thru the trees?0 -
Because they refused to move
Why do dogs always find the mud puddle?0 -
So they can mess up your house.
Why does everybody keep talking about that darn earthquake0 -
because you keep asking about the earthquake.
why do women wear bras?0 -
They used to use tape but...Ouch!!!
Why does Jello Wiggle?0 -
Because it has jiggle!
Why is my hair frizzy today0 -
Well, of course it will be silly, stop sticking your finger in light sockets!
What flowers are green colored?0 -
The flowers that Shrek gave to Fiona
Why can't we fly in cars like the Jetsons?0 -
Well, according to Family Guy, the Irish had flying cars at one point, and then they discovered Whiskey and then I think they crashed them all and burned the blueprints.
Why don't more people have bumper cars in their home?0 -
Because it would break the fine china and crystal
Why don't ferris wheels go rolling away?0 -
There's a magical vortex around each one that keeps them in place.
Why do dryers eat socks?0 -
More protein than the lint
Why don't magnets stick to every metal?0 -
Cuz they prefer Heavy Metal
Why is my hair growing so slow?0 -
Because our world is a scary place and your hair knows it and doesn't want to come out.
Why am I day dreaming about doughnuts?0 -
Who isn't?
Why do I always cry during weddings....even ones in movies?0
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