Eggs make you fat
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Poe's Law wins every time.0
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Does eating an egg mean you'll eventually grow a baby chicken in your gut?0
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I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed0
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I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!0 -
depends on your blood type, it makes a difference
For me my blood type is AB- so I need to stay away from chickens
It is not good for my blood type
You should only have Froot Loops and vegan mayonnaise0 -
I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.0 -
I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!
It was cool for a while but trying to escape from Eve and Abraham Lincoln hasn't been fun0 -
I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.
What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears0 -
omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours0
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I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.
What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears
Well yes because they are sticky so the calories stay stuck to the food and don't get into your stomach0 -
omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours
Vodka, alcohol works as a disinfectant and "cleans" the calories put of your body0 -
*sigh*
Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.
What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.
Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.0 -
Hi guys
Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.
Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?
My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
P.S drink Shakeology
Also fertilized eggs make you fat ...for at least 9 month to a year0 -
*sigh*
Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.
What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.
Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!0 -
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Poor Topsy.0 -
Proof my work was stolen0 -
*sigh*
Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.
What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.
Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Eh well, we'll just have the government raid your lab and find that death ray you've been working on too.
Crazy crazy *kitten*!0 -
This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
Poor Topsy.
You monster0 -
lol! I eat an egg for breakfast everyday... I can't live without them! and... Cadbury Creme Eggs... :P0
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