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  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    The sign company is owned by a man with mysogynist beliefs.


    Would you try oppossum and yams? Would you coad you on a boat? Would you could you with a goat?

    (3 questions I know, I couldn't help myself):smile:
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
    NO i couldnt steph I am, no i couldnt do possums and yams...no i couldnt on a boat and no i couldnt on a goat!!! lol no i wouldnt steph i am lol


    Why do fools fall in love?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Because they're fools.

    Why do people text while driving?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because they're fools.


    When monks take a vow of silence what heppens if they talk in their sleep?
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
    Lets just say they probably convert the next morning lol...


    Why do men cheat on beautiful wives with the ugliest of ugly ogres?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    They suck them in with their tractor beams.


    Why doesn't the sky fall?
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
    because theres no support once it loses a good 10 to 20 lbs lol......

    why does yellow and blue make green?
  • sweetn3ss
    sweetn3ss Posts: 341 Member
    Because purple and red cant.


    Why do my abs and shoulders hurt so bad?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Stop hiding those bodies!!!!



    If all the world were paper
    And all the sea were ink
    And all the trees
    Were bread and cheese
    What should we have to drink?
  • sweetn3ss
    sweetn3ss Posts: 341 Member
    Fondue and sand.

    Is a headache only concidered a headache if your head is aching?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Depends on who you ask. Everyone has their own headachings.

    What does naturally fruit flavored mean?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    It means the manufacturer included 1 drop of real fruit juice and can now call it naturally fruit flavored.

    Why didn't I take a vacation day today?
  • 4myheartnsoul
    4myheartnsoul Posts: 97
    because somebody has to make the money!

    Why do people act like idiots when they are on game shows?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    They are paid extra for that...it increases ratings.

    why is hindsight always 20/20?
  • doll2002
    doll2002 Posts: 427
    Because its perfect vision.


    What make people think time can fly?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    They drank too much tequila. They see time fly, pigs fly and pink elephants fly too.

    How do they get the color in the firework?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    They use the stars in the sky

    What are leaves made of
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Probably rice cakes.


    Why do they call those little styrofoam pieces peanuts?
  • amy0776
    amy0776 Posts: 25
    Because they sure don't taste like walnuts!



    What do chickens think we taste like?
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