Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!
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maybe he was good with meassuring, and usually helps his sister and mom?My very first date EVER. I was 16 years old and got asked out by a guy that I had been friends with/had a crush on for 2 years on valentines day. We went to see the movie, Hitch then he took me to the mall. He didn't want to take me home to early because he would miss out on some time with me (his words not mine). He walks me into Victoria Secret, sees a group of women that work there and says. "Hey, can one of you please find something sexy for my girl to slip into" one of the women walks over and says "Sure what size?" Mind you I am embarrassed and so NOT slipping into anything with this guy on our first date. He looks at me and says "An 8" accurate!! And I never even told him what size I wore. I was stunned and shocked asked him to take me home.0 -
This thread is creepy.
The things that happened to me were when I was 17 and 19. First time walking from high school with a friend, and some guy passed us on a motorcycle, turned around, stopped in front of me and said 'you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, can I invite you for a drink?'. Ok I looked older, but I was totally shocked, and of course I said no (although to be fair he wasn't much older than me, I think). He said it in a very respectful manner too. It was... weird.
Second time I was 19 and some 35yo guy made the same comment. Uh no thanks.
Sad thing is I'm 35 and I've never been hit on since!
ETA: oh wait. During a week a month ago, some guy in the neighborhood I had never met joined me and started talking about working out, walking, losing weight etc... He asked me how much I weigh (odd) and how much more I want to lose (he's lost like 50 lbs) then said 'you're going to be a sexy beast at that weight'. Thanks I guess? I make sure I don't see him out every time I go for a walk now. It sucks.0 -
so they were nice to you, you were mean and then got jinxed for being a prude? oh dearThis thread is creepy.
The things that happened to me were when I was 17 and 19. First time walking from high school with a friend, and some guy passed us on a motorcycle, turned around, stopped in front of me and said 'you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, can I invite you for a drink?'. Ok I looked older, but I was totally shocked, and of course I said no (although to be fair he wasn't much older than me, I think). He said it in a very respectful manner too. It was... weird.
Second time I was 19 and some 35yo guy made the same comment. Uh no thanks.
Sad thing is I'm 35 and I've never been hit on since!0 -
so they were nice to you, you were mean and then got jinxed for being a prude? oh dearThis thread is creepy.
The things that happened to me were when I was 17 and 19. First time walking from high school with a friend, and some guy passed us on a motorcycle, turned around, stopped in front of me and said 'you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, can I invite you for a drink?'. Ok I looked older, but I was totally shocked, and of course I said no (although to be fair he wasn't much older than me, I think). He said it in a very respectful manner too. It was... weird.
Second time I was 19 and some 35yo guy made the same comment. Uh no thanks.
Sad thing is I'm 35 and I've never been hit on since!
The second one wasn't! The first one was, but I was a high school girl who had never dated a guy lol!0 -
Movie quote. Disney Hercules. lol0
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Not a come-on, but once, a guy came up to me while I was out with my boyfriend and said "You be a good girl, now. Don't have an abortion."
My boyfriend got seriously angry and was about to take this dude out until I pointed out to him that a homeless man wearing women's jewelry and a Valentine's scarf was probably not in his right mind. So we let it slide...
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Back when I used to do a lot of social dancing, this one older gentleman, had a crush on me. Even if I was single ( I was in a serious relationship), he really wasn't my type.
At a dance social, he introduces me to his wife, and then his daughter. Halfway through the social, he comes over, grabs my hand and says, "Please... come with me.. I'll drive us anywhere. I just want to be alone with you..."
Ummmm... no?0 -
Damn girl u smell good enough to eat....... wow how creepy is that coming from an 70 yr old man...0
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My best friend from college is black, and we went out to get drinks one night (many years ago). We told this guy who was hitting on us that we were biological sisters, and his face went blank. He then said, "Well, your momma must've been the whitest white girl ever and your daddy the blackest black man ever."0
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Barely knowing this coworker, he leans close to me and says, " So, uh, are you a virgin?"
Me: "That's none of your business."
Him: I'm just wondering, cuz I could teach you a few things sometime..."
Me: "No." /walks away.
Friggin' creep.0 -
"Girl, you be like lucky charms....magically delicious" lol0
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Many memorable things... But the one that's the strangest would be some guy who walked up to me at a bar and said "Damn baby, I would LOVE to climb you." I'm 6ft and was probably wearing at least 3.5" heels, but still... REALLY?0
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I'm walking home with a friend after a night at the bar.
"I believe in Mermaids!" was yelled at me from a car. Ummmm Ok?0 -
Dude I was dating for a few weeks and I were about to have sexy time, he goes down and says "wow, your vagina looks a lot like my exes". (Talk about ruining the moment)
Random stranger: "Eh you girl, you like getting kissed where the sun don't shine..I'm saying though I have a very sincere penis *grabs crotch* ".
My first ex bf to me when I found out he slept with someone else: "But it didn't count because I was wearing a condom and didn't even finish".0 -
Dude I was dating for a few weeks and I were about to have sexy time, he goes down and says "wow, your vagina looks a lot like my exes". (Talk about ruining the moment)
Random stranger: "Eh you girl, you like getting kissed where the sun don't shine..I'm saying though I have a very sincere penis *grabs crotch* ".
My first ex bf to me when I found out he slept with someone else: "But it didn't count because I was wearing a condom and didn't even finish".
wow!0 -
I was turning on the gas at a pizza shop. The owner (in broken Italian) says, "You come to my other shop for lunch. We have pizza, maybe more." He was about 80 years old. Priceless.
i read that in broken english. lol0 -
On our first date, we went for coffee and he revealed that he lived with his parents and was a recovering alcoholic/heroin addict. After about thirty minutes of chatting, he insisted that we were going to go on vacation together to the keys, alone, for the weekend. (American Psycho was his favorite book. Red flag, anyone?) I politely declined. Also, he compared my self harm scars to his heroin problem. :huh:
Did I mention that I was eighteen and he was thirty?0 -
I had to hand out leaflets for a job once and this guy came up and offered to take one in exchange for a kiss. I was desperate to get rid of them, but not that desperate.
For a first date a guy who lived about an hour away tried to invite himself over to stay the weekend at my family home. Shut that down and never spoke again.
Tried to break up with a guy for about 30 mins saying I didn't think we were compatible, and he just kept saying, "I don't agree."
This doesn't involve speaking but it has happened a few times to me and friends and it is one of the CREEPIEST THINGS EVER. We'll be standing/dancing in a club and then just feel a hand stroke our hair.
One man asked me what colour knickers I was wearing. But even more strangely, followed that up with, "Black or white?" Only those two choices?
Any guy who tells me that men are "more visual creatures" etc, I also classify as ridiculous and insane.0 -
I wont even begin to list the the things women have said to me0
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Lol! You must have awesome hair! I've never that happen.....but I did learn my lesson about wearing a mini skirt at the club,especially on a crowded dance floor *shudder*.I had to hand out leaflets for a job once and this guy came up and offered to take one in exchange for a kiss. I was desperate to get rid of them, but not that desperate.
For a first date a guy who lived about an hour away tried to invite himself over to stay the weekend at my family home. Shut that down and never spoke again.
Tried to break up with a guy for about 30 mins saying I didn't think we were compatible, and he just kept saying, "I don't agree."
This doesn't involve speaking but it has happened a few times to me and friends and it is one of the CREEPIEST THINGS EVER. We'll be standing/dancing in a club and then just feel a hand stroke our hair.
One man asked me what colour knickers I was wearing. But even more strangely, followed that up with, "Black or white?" Only those two choices?
Any guy who tells me that men are "more visual creatures" etc, I also classify as ridiculous and insane.0 -
Lol! You must have awesome hair! I've never that happen.....but I did learn my lesson about wearing a mini skirt at the club,especially on a crowded dance floor *shudder*.I had to hand out leaflets for a job once and this guy came up and offered to take one in exchange for a kiss. I was desperate to get rid of them, but not that desperate.
For a first date a guy who lived about an hour away tried to invite himself over to stay the weekend at my family home. Shut that down and never spoke again.
Tried to break up with a guy for about 30 mins saying I didn't think we were compatible, and he just kept saying, "I don't agree."
This doesn't involve speaking but it has happened a few times to me and friends and it is one of the CREEPIEST THINGS EVER. We'll be standing/dancing in a club and then just feel a hand stroke our hair.
One man asked me what colour knickers I was wearing. But even more strangely, followed that up with, "Black or white?" Only those two choices?
Any guy who tells me that men are "more visual creatures" etc, I also classify as ridiculous and insane.
Haha, it's quite average! That sucks. I'd love for guys like that to experience it from the girl's position in a club!0 -
My husband and I were in Bahrain at the checkout line and the usual cashier is there. the short stout man looks at me in all seriousness:
"I see the shape of your body has changed. What are you doing to it?"0 -
While sitting next to my female cousin at a party "you two should make out"
From my friends boyfriend "your so beautiful, when are you going to come home with me" :noway: She was like 2 feet away and so was my boyfriend.
I could go on but I won't :ohwell: sigh0 -
"Girl, you be like lucky charms....magically delicious" lol
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A couple years ago I had a guy email me and asked me out twice. I said no. In his last email he said "I will pay you to hang out with me." Creepy!0
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please do!I wont even begin to list the the things women have said to me0 -
On our first date, we went for coffee and he revealed that he lived with his parents and was a recovering alcoholic/heroin addict. After about thirty minutes of chatting, he insisted that we were going to go on vacation together to the keys, alone, for the weekend. (American Psycho was his favorite book. Red flag, anyone?) I politely declined. Also, he compared my self harm scars to his heroin problem. :huh:
Did I mention that I was eighteen and he was thirty?
You look like Taylor Swift. I like her.0 -
A guy tried to pick me up by telling me he had a brand new Subaru. Then he admitted it was his mom's.0
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My middle school's best friend's aunt used to say to me all the time [I was 14] "Oh Boy, may I borrow your booty this weekend?"
A 10 year old, a month ago said to me "Oh God, may I spank you?" I answered "No, and as far as I know it is illegal" and she replied "I am going to spank you anyway".
At the Butcher (there isbutcher store where the butchers are a family of females) I was standing in line when one of them says "Oh Boy! what happened to you? you look... look" sights and plays the it is hot in here scene "you look so grown up and and..." still burning with desire, the other costumers look at her and she replies "what? I knew him when he was a baby and now he is a Hunk!"0 -
An ex said he loved me so much he wanted to unzip me and crawl inside.... CREEPY!!0
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