what stupid things have done while drunk???

So many things,so many drunk phone calls and texts....oh my...I still cringe when I think about them.

I was out partying with a few friends and let this 18 year old kid leave me a necklace of hickeys...blegh.I remember waking up in a house that had a ton of mattresses and dogs and cats all over the place.The kid the next morning asked me if I wanted to make out again and my response was that I was sober now lol.

I've also broken down a couple of doors...by accident..
The rest of the stuff I can't remember

Those were the darkest years of my life. Nothing funny came out of them but I do have a lot of regrets. I'm no fun.

Yeah, it definitely was not all fun stuff for me either. :frown:

I fell off the stage right after singing "Knocking on Heaven's Door" at karaoke.

I also streaked on a dare.

I guess mine are tame... but entertaining! :bigsmile:

This is one of many drunks. I was out at a bar with some friends. After a night of several shots they dropped me off at my apartment building, so they thought, and took off. I go in side to what I think is my door. The key fit, but wouldn't unlock. Figured I was just to drunk to make the key work, so I started bang on the door so my roomate could let me in. The door opens and it is some guy in his boxer shorts that I have never seen before. I bolted. Still not sure how I found my way to the right apartment building and my apartment. Think I was sick for a few days after that bender. :laugh:

Agreed to sex with a gay man who wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.
Got thrown out of the movies by security for loudly critiquing the film.
Got drunk then took LSD, then attended a friend's wedding. Not recommended.
Hit on my boyfriend's dad. Then his dad started calling me. :noway:
Painted the kitchen. Spent the next six months trying to get the paint off the windows, floor, cabinets, my hair, the dog etc. ect.
Christmas shopping. This now an annual tradition for me. The gifts are always interesting. One year I bought my husband's ex wife sex toys. It seemed like a good idea at the time...:embarassed:

Not stupid but awesome:
Trashed talked myself into my first century ride. My sober self probably would have never agreed to it. :drinker:

Although... I will say that Black Friday shopping while drunk is interesting. I didn't do anything stupid, but I was highly amused.

Enough stupidity to not be funny anymore.

Oh jeeze. Where to begin?

ALL the stupid things.

Ok are you ready? A few years ago I so looked forward to seeing George Strait in concert. GREAT! I purchased the tickets, rented a nice downtown penthouse hotel room. Had car service arranged. GREAT! Went out to eat and met the drummer from the band, and one he flirted hard. GREAT!
afternoon: decided to relax and have a few drinks until tme to get ready. GREAT! In the lobby the hotel had a happy hour , GREAT! After went upstairs, showered little black dress, black cowboy boots small leather jacket GREAT!
At the coliseum, notice that the stairs are moving, not so great, notice I am very drunk, and/but have to use the restroom. Tell said BF I will be right back. I never came back. I tried but had no idea where my seat or BF were.
I left in a huff, deciding my BF had left me, I have no idea why I thought this, but I was PISSED!
Fast forward I ended up sitting on the grass in front of a waffle house with no shoes on, in a bad part of town in a black minidress. I went in and called a cab. I did the walk of shame up the entryway to the hotel, was so drunk but remember the doorman greeting me with a smirk,even if disguised.
If walking barefoot,hair wild dressed like a slut was not enough,then the fun began....I found said BF in the room and went wild. I truly thought he had left me in the forum and was livid. I proceeded to chase him with his own cowboy boot.
He had to lock himself in the bathroom.
Long story short, he never left me, I NEVER CAMEBACK from the restroom. I missed the entire concert, lost my boots Lord knows where,beat my BF, had the worst hangover in the history of hangovers and walked the streets dressed like a hooker. NOT SO GREAT!

friend (drunk) commented something as I pulled a homemade chicken potpie out of the oven, wrong move I threw it a t him. I slo woke up naked with black streaks on the wall. I found out the streaks were from me (my legs on the wall, naked with my boots on) This is what happens when non drinkers (me) hang out with drinking cowboys trying to keep up. What a wild ride lasted 3 months or so.

8above..lol

What stupid things haven't I done while drunk

jumped off 50 ft cliff you had to sprint to clear

Agreed to sex with a gay man who wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.

lol.. Was he cute?