Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Slapping a person's butt is an excellent way to make new friends.
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
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    I always see bad advice on this site, if you want solid advice, you should microwave your socks in the winter time to keep your toes nice and toasty
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Brawny, being the quicker-picker-upper, makes the best toilet paper.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    Always no that proper grammer makes you better then others.

    Awww...where is that like button.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Underwear has two sides for a reason. Use both before washing to save money and time.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Your girlfriend greatly appreciates it when you let her know how much weight she's gained. She will be grateful you are looking out for her.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Letting one air biscuit slip in an elevator isn't going to the THAT bad.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    5:2 is great and everyone should give it a try.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
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    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.

    LMAO thats too funny!
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    Thigh gap is a sure sign you have lost enough weight...if you don't have it keep going...never mind genetics

    GET THAT THIGH GAP.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
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    Take all your pictures in front of a corner tub and you'll never get any creeper requests!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    What is the worst that can happen on your date. That is probably a roll of quarters in her pocket.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Check knife edge sharpness by running your finger along the blade. You will most certainly know.
  • itsscottwilder
    itsscottwilder Posts: 317
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    Your body is exactly like everyone else's. So find a plan that' s been really successful for someone else and copy it exactly.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    be like everyone else. originality and innovation never got anyone anywhere in life.
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    Are pink 15 lbs weights ok?
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
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    You should probably tell him your heavy breathing is really caused by your asthma and not his skills in bed.............it's always best to be honest with him.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Get married.

    ^^This :laugh:
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.

    OMG, this has me ROFLMAO.... not good at the office, huh??

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