An open letter...

Dear Fast food Restaurants,

I've had enough junk of yours! So stop giving me cravings and let me crave my home healthy cooked meals!!!

Love,
enough is enough

Dear Best Friends Wife-
Accept my early apology, even though I know your birthday is tomorrow, and that I have had your card made for months, and that a reminder went off on my phone...twice....I was simply so caught up in everythign these last few days to remember to grab your card on the way out the door so it would make it to you on time! Ugh!

Love you a million times more than his first wife ;]
Kris

Dear Cousin:

Your girlfriend is wicked skanky. Wicked. Skanky. It's not bad enough that she wore a white dress to that family wedding, but it was so short/tight fitting that I know for a fact she was not wearing undergarments of any kind, as did many of the other guests. And her beer gut was showing. And I'm pretty sure she stole those shoes from a stripper.

Love,
I Hope You Can't Catch Anything By Standing Too Close

LMAO :laugh:

Dear fat cells,

I hate you. Now please go away.

Love,
Me

Dear Cell Phone Using Chick,

Seriously? You nearly ran into me at noon. Quite literally since WE WERE WALKING IN A HALLWAY!!!! Hang up your damn phone and walk.

Love,
Fed up with the freaking cell phone

Dear food,

Why do you have to taste so good yet be so bad. You spawn of Satan.

Signed

Man with Boobs


Dear Manboobs,

Why are you on my body. Am I that fat that there was no where else to go.
Heck if I shaved my chest, I could probably work at HOOTERS.

And seriously do you have to bounce so much when I brush my teeth.

Signed

Potential Man Bra customer.

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Dear TOM,

I hate you. HATE HATE HATE you.

Love,

So over it and ready for bed.

Yeah THIS! My guy has a 4 day weekend and YOU decide to show up NOW??? F!... err well I guess none of that will be happening.

Dear internet stalker(s) -yes I know who they are
You seriously have nothing better to do then comment on every status that I comment on, of our "mutual friends" on Facebook:laugh: ?! Just so what. . . I know your there, because truth be told I really couldn't careless what you look like or what someone of your stature has to say about anything especially in regards to me or my life because we are all just peachy. I am NOT your friend on FACEBOOK because I don't want to deal with your immaturity and teenage drama b.s. just leave me alone already crazy person. If I am not your friend in "real life" I'm certainly NOT gonna be your friend on facebook, for that very reason. . . you haven't grown up and you are a ****ty person.

You come off lately as very stalker-ish and obsessed for whatever reason . . in all actuality your making yourself look very desperate, jealous and crazy. You are the very reason my facebook profile is PRIVATE!

Please do us all a favor and get a friggen life already. . . the only person your dis-crediting is yourself and noooooo no matter how many times you tell people you've "changed" "mellowed out" "grew up" or whatever. . . your frieken full of it. I don't know that it's possible that you will ever grow up. The only person who looks and sounds fake as crap is you, you see, I don't talk a whole mess on people then go pretend to be their friend to get what I want. . . and then turn around and talk mad crap on that person again after I've gotten what I wanted from them, THAT right there my friends is a "fake" person and I wish so badly I could tell these dumb girls who believe that this person hasn't done this to you behind your back and still is doing this to you behind your back, because my husband tells me alllllll about the laughs and what is said, your equally as immature and stupid for falling into this crazy chicks drama, and trust me your gonna get burned too, eventually. Drama fuels that fire!

Grow up already! I can't believe you don't realize how pathetic you look:noway:

Sincerely- *Astonished Annie*

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Oh and one more thing
Dear person who thinks you can trust anyone and that stupid things don't get back to me. They always do, I'm really alot smarter then people think. It's my secret weapon.
BE CAREFUL there's some shi**y people pretending to be your friend for all the wrong reasons!!

Thanks *The truth hurts Thea*

Dear Cell Phone Using Chick,

Seriously? You nearly ran into me at noon. Quite literally since WE WERE WALKING IN A HALLWAY!!!! Hang up your damn phone and walk.

Love,
Fed up with the freaking cell phone

I got a commercial for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlN21ebeak

Oh. My. Word. I love all of the "Really"s.....

Thank you to whoever started this thread! That felt sooooo good :bigsmile: I've got a few others I could get off of my chest too.

Did you have to say chest.

(see previous post)

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