How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Didn't know I'd reached jaguar status. Cool!
    Ohhh, I'm a year away! :laugh:
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Didn't know I'd reached jaguar status. Cool!
    well, level up! ...you get 25 CubCoins!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

    I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.


    Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???
    metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

    Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

    my daughter would find that date very enjoyable. You will never get the chance to get near her, but she is your age, so just want you to see , your hanging with the wrong girls.... its not age its perspective


    Oh come on hook it up! I'm really nice, parents love me. I would build her a bear and everything.


    uh no..... not when your OP is how to go pick up cougars......

    ^^^^^^^ yes, that.... i have a daughter not THAT much younger than you OP.... no WAY would i approve of her dating someone hunting the internet for cougars
    I have a niece his age I wouldn't mind setting him up with. ..no crimes here he's just a confused boy tryna find his way. Shes not my niece to matchmake for so oh well.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!


    SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!


    SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

    Swear!
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!


    SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

    Swear!

    I swear I am gonna go show my husband... he is gonna fall over laughing!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:
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  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

    I'm not quite sure if I find that disturbing or cheering
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:

    Can you use words
    No, I'm too old for you.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!


    SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

    Swear!

    I swear I am gonna go show my husband... he is gonna fall over laughing!

    Or a date.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:

    Can you use words

    There you go, answered your own question
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  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.
    :huh:
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Respect would be a good start.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.
    Lol, he likes to troll.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.

    You like... talk to them, it's pretty revolutionary.

    Just don't talk about stupid things, and be worth talking to. Or, just find the ones that are looking for some meat, and make sure you have a trustfund.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    BTW, this thread is hilarious.

    I'm glad I wasn't that dense at that age.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.

    You are old.

    But that second bikini pic is awesome.
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  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.

    Ah bless
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT

    Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol
    Hmm, then you need glasses. His chest had me droolin'.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Perhaps he will figure out they are not "chicks", but actually WOMEN... And deserve to be treated as such...
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"

    Exactly, you have to talk to them like they are real people too.