How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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"Like" they are real people.. LOLthere is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"
Exactly, you have to talk to them like they are real people too.0 -
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That's cool. Guess you got part of your trolling done today! Can't wait to see your next thread. I always giggle.
Hmm, then you need glasses. His chest had me droolin'.do you even pick things up?
HA NO YOU DONT
Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol
Lol okay that's why he changed his avatar lol...just lol.0 -
do you even pick things up?
HA NO YOU DONT
Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol
LOL LOL LOL Oh son you have ALOT to learn!!!!!! (wiping drool off face too)0 -
TIL that cougars drool.
And the magic and mystery was ruined.
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Mannnn... Twinkies. Just TWINKIES!TIL that cougars drool.
And the magic and mystery was ruined.
And sausage. Bacon. Etc.0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.0 -
Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).
thanks Urban Dictionary!
I didn't know I only have one year left being a cougar !!!!
On to jaguar...brace yourself world of young men at large.....hahaha
I'm no spring chicken, but can I buy you a drink.......
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Jeez, don't give the boy bad directions.. He might just do that!What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
Needs to use that liquid first, THEN wipe it off..0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO0 -
This seems apropos.
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What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
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....can I have me dentures back, now, please?
These mashed peas ain't gonna eat themselves, you know!!! AND GET OFF MY YARD!!!
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What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
geez, i've never gotten an apology ! just a towel thrown in my direction :bigsmile: :laugh:
edited, cause well, my spelling is crap tonight....0 -
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Mmmmkay, Kanye.0
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What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
geez, i've never gotten an appology! just a towel thrown in my direction :bigsmile: :laugh:
I'm polite about it0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
Jeez you need to work on your aim0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
Jeez you need to work on your aim
you have NO idea0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
Jeez you need to work on your aim
It had been awhile0 -
What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?
Wipe her off and apologize of course.
unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
It was a close call, sorry
Jeez you need to work on your aim
you have NO idea
I HAD A FEVER0 -
this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?0 -
this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?
LOLOLOLLL.. I wonder what you'd say that bolded bit to XD buahahahaha0 -
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this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?
10 seconds!
Dude I can triple that time.
Ladies, hmu0 -
this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?
10 seconds!
sensible cougars have a 4 minute minimum0 -
Snap chat? If you want cougars you need AOL chat rooms0
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Did not know that still existed........ Woah.Snap chat? If you want cougars you need AOL chat rooms0 -
:huh:I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.
BINGO!0
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