Corrupt a Wish

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  • _DomiNate_
    _DomiNate_ Posts: 25
    Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

    I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids

    Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

    I wish I could fly
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

    I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids

    Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

    I wish I could fly

    Granted. But you can never land

    I wish I could finish something.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Granted, the first thing you finish is your life. You're dead.

    I wish I didn't need to wear my retainers to keep my teeth straight.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Wish granted but eventually your teeth will start looking like Mister Ed's

    I wish I knew how to swim in the deep end
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But your teeth always hurt whenever you chew anything...

    EDIT: Way to sneak in there sweet :P haha... Granted... But the only swimming you can do is the doggie paddle... :)

    I wish I was horseback riding on a beach...
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Granted, but then you drowned in the shallow end. @ sw33tp3a

    I wish I was taller.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Granted, now you have become the tallest woman EVER and you can't wear cute clothes anymore..

    I wish I had a maid
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

    I wish I had more time in every day...
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

    I wish I had more time in every day...

    Wish granted. You are now in prison for life.

    I wish I could make the perfect cup if coffee.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Granted, just add an extra tablespoon of ground coffee per cup to your pot but now every time you go to someones house you demand they add an extra tbsp per cup and they will give you the stink eye and never invite you for coffee again

    I wish I had breakfast in bed
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
    Wish granted. After you have your first bite, it all drops on the floor.

    I wish my cat could talk english.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<
  • 280tofit2014
    280tofit2014 Posts: 52
    Wish granted but now you only understand Spanish

    I wish I was taller!
  • 280tofit2014
    280tofit2014 Posts: 52
    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

    You beat me to his wish! Haha.
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
    Wish granted! Now you are 8ft tall :P

    I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

    I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

    Granted. Nobody listens to you anyway.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

    I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.
  • kikityme
    kikityme Posts: 472 Member
    Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

    I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.

    Wish granted. And now you know why he's never done full frontal. :(

    I wish I had a sense of direction.
  • detox_pixie
    detox_pixie Posts: 166
    Wish granted - you now have a sense of direction but can only make left turns.

    I wish for world peace.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    Wish granted, but now the earth is being attacked by aliens and we're all out of practice.

    I wish I could dive into a pool of macaroni and cheese.
  • p8liwag
    p8liwag Posts: 919 Member
    Granted now the pools is fill with rodents.
    I wish for peace
  • pope66682
    pope66682 Posts: 249 Member
    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
    Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
    I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.
  • Proph24
    Proph24 Posts: 195
    ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
    Granted! :bigsmile:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Whoops!

    I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Whoops!

    I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!

    You suffer from asthma.

    I was actually envying the two guys who switched from wheel chairs to recumbent bikes as they flew by me on the trail today.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

    I wish I was rich
    Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
    I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.

    Granted. He breaks three plates and you can't find a spoon.

    I wish my kids would pick up their toys without arguing.
  • NotASoul
    NotASoul Posts: 25 Member
    Granted. Now they never speak to each other.
    I wish I could have a day of eating anything without getting fat and with no food guilt!
  • feedmedonuts
    feedmedonuts Posts: 241 Member
    Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

    I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife
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