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    Corrupt a Wish

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    • Posts: 25
      Wish granted, now they are asking you if you want to add a "happy ending"

      I wish I have enough money to go on a 1 month vacation without kids

      Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

      I wish I could fly
    • Posts: 3,679 Member
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      Wish granted, but you end up on a deserted island for 20 years and are finally rescued and come back to your kids being adults.

      I wish I could fly

      Granted. But you can never land

      I wish I could finish something.
    • Posts: 2,793 Member
      Granted, the first thing you finish is your life. You're dead.

      I wish I didn't need to wear my retainers to keep my teeth straight.
    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      Wish granted but eventually your teeth will start looking like Mister Ed's

      I wish I knew how to swim in the deep end
    • Posts: 1,371 Member
      Granted... But your teeth always hurt whenever you chew anything...

      EDIT: Way to sneak in there sweet :P haha... Granted... But the only swimming you can do is the doggie paddle... :)

      I wish I was horseback riding on a beach...
    • Posts: 4,350 Member
      Granted, but then you drowned in the shallow end. @ sw33tp3a

      I wish I was taller.
    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      Granted, now you have become the tallest woman EVER and you can't wear cute clothes anymore..

      I wish I had a maid
    • Posts: 1,371 Member
      Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

      I wish I had more time in every day...
    • Posts: 9,420 Member
      Granted... But she steals from you, is horrible at cleaning and your always finding her in bed with your lover... :-/

      I wish I had more time in every day...

      Wish granted. You are now in prison for life.

      I wish I could make the perfect cup if coffee.
    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      Granted, just add an extra tablespoon of ground coffee per cup to your pot but now every time you go to someones house you demand they add an extra tbsp per cup and they will give you the stink eye and never invite you for coffee again

      I wish I had breakfast in bed
    • Posts: 221 Member
      Wish granted. After you have your first bite, it all drops on the floor.

      I wish my cat could talk english.
    • Posts: 244 Member
      Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

      I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<
    • Posts: 52
      Wish granted but now you only understand Spanish

      I wish I was taller!
    • Posts: 52
      Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

      I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

      You beat me to his wish! Haha.
    • Posts: 221 Member
      Wish granted! Now you are 8ft tall :P

      I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat!
    • Posts: 9,420 Member
      Wish granted, but now your cat tells all your friends/partners/family your secrets every time they come over to visit.

      I wish I could speak any language I wanted to without having to study >_<

      Granted. Nobody listens to you anyway.
    • Posts: 633
      Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

      I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.
    • Posts: 472 Member
      Wish granted. But, it's only happening, because your body's infested with tape worms.

      I wish I were married to Jensen Ackles.

      Wish granted. And now you know why he's never done full frontal. :(

      I wish I had a sense of direction.
    • Posts: 166
      Wish granted - you now have a sense of direction but can only make left turns.

      I wish for world peace.
    • Posts: 244 Member
      Wish granted, but now the earth is being attacked by aliens and we're all out of practice.

      I wish I could dive into a pool of macaroni and cheese.
    • Posts: 919 Member
      Granted now the pools is fill with rodents.
      I wish for peace
    • Posts: 249 Member
      Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

      I wish I was rich
    • Posts: 1,654 Member
      Wish granted, you get a peace of cake.

      I wish I was rich
      Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
      I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.
    • Posts: 195
      ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
    • Posts: 1,654 Member
      ^^ i wish she would of wished for something
      Granted! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      Whoops!

      I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!
    • Posts: 9,420 Member
      Whoops!

      I wish I could run instead of having to live in a wheelchair!

      You suffer from asthma.

      I was actually envying the two guys who switched from wheel chairs to recumbent bikes as they flew by me on the trail today.
    • Posts: 9,420 Member
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      Granted. You are now a dark chocolate mousse.
      I wish my son would get up and wash the dishes he's left in the sink all week, because I refuse to clean up after his little romantic dinner for his gf.

      Granted. He breaks three plates and you can't find a spoon.

      I wish my kids would pick up their toys without arguing.
    • Posts: 25 Member
      Granted. Now they never speak to each other.
      I wish I could have a day of eating anything without getting fat and with no food guilt!
    • Posts: 241 Member
      Granted, but now you're tired of everyone telling you how much they hate you because you can eat anything without getting fat.

      I wish people would stop poaching endangered wildlife
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