Corrupt a Wish

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but it is delivered in 5213163541351454351 pieces and you have to put it together and install it yourself.


    I wish I could take a cruise.
  • lewoldt
    lewoldt Posts: 630 Member
    granted

    Cruise is hijacked to Cuba and passengers sold into sex trade
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. You're sea sick the whole time and missing out on the fun.

    I wish Kanye West would disappear into God-knows-where and to never be found. Ever!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but then we have to watch Kim K ugly cry for a year.

    I wish that my job weren't so stressful.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but then we have to watch Kim K ugly cry for a year.

    I wish she would follow Kanye into God-knows-where, too.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    Granted. But now they've made another obnoxious show called "Finding Kim and Kanye".

    I wish I could fall asleep.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but you'll dream the whole night of being chased by a waiter for not giving him a large enough tip.


    I wish there were pizza places that delivered this late where I am.
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    Granted! But then you don't really know what "special" sauce was put on it by some punk kid that knew wasn't going to make a tip making it :tongue:
    I wish I still had myspace....has it really made a comeback?!?
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    lewoldt...wheres your wish?!?
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Granted but then you'd be stuck in MySpace forums for the rest of your life

    I wish I had a massage right about now!
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but the massage therapist is so heavy handed, they cause some muscle damage.

    I wish I remembered my password to my Myspace profile. :grumble:
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Granted. But then you develop Tourette's and tell it to random strangers
    (btw I'm in the same boat and can't remember it!! ????)

    I wish I could go skiing tomorrow
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted but when you get there an avalanche causes you to be trapped in the lodge for 4 weeks... food runs out in the second week and you are forced to fend off people who have turned to cannibalism.

    I wish that I could go to sleep quickly and peacefully and not wake up until sometime tomorrow.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but you won't be able to work out, because you slept for 24 hours.

    I wish the man I'm madly in love with would try to contact me, again.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but it's to tell you that he never wants to see you again.

    I wish I could get more sleep.
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Granted. You're in a coma and never wake up.

    I wish I could find true love.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Granted, it's with your cat

    I wish I had an identical twin who could take my exams for me
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
    Granted, they were stupid and failed all of them.

    I wish I could play assassins creed unity now.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    granted...but then your area's power grid blows up, sending a massive power surge back through the wiring and blowing your gaming machine to smithereens.

    I wish I had more time to sleep.
  • FTSTL
    FTSTL Posts: 260 Member
    Granted, but the time machine you built to add 2 hours a day for sleep malfunctions and you tear a whole in the space time continuum and are stuck in a state of insomnia forever.

    I wish I was 23.6% sexier.

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