Corrupt a Wish

granted , but you're allergic now

I wish I was home. Drink in hand

Granted, but you end up wasting mindless hours on the internet, spiraling into an addiction of youtube, cat memes and tumblr feeds, eventually ignoring your friends and family after months of isolation.

I wish I could go to a Flume concert with my boyfriend );

Granted, but it's an outdoor gig and washed out.

I wish I was back at university.

Granted. Your tuition keeps increasing steadily. (Reality...)
I wish I could drink all the coffee I want without getting the jitters.

Granted, now you have uncontrollable diarrhea

I wish I was on vacation

Granted! But you got amnesia on the way and can't remember where home is.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward because I have to go to a social 'thing' tonight!

All chocolate is now made with olestra. Eat as much as you like.

What's the curse?

I wish i had One Million Dollars!

Great! Prepare to be robbed in your sleep.

I wish to workout as long and hard as possible w/out fear of injury.

I'm pretty sure olestra does a number on your GI system...if you're cool with "loose, oily stools" then I guess there is no curse. I would consider that a deterrent to my ever enjoying chocolate again. But, I guess that's me.

Granted... But now your the social butterfly and dont get home till 3am...

I wish I could still run...

Granted, but you are always running from hungry lions.

I wish I could lead climb 5.13s

Granted and congratulations! Your accomplishment goes to your head, making you such an insufferable bragging boor that nobody wants to be your belayer... and then your employer transfers you to Kansas.

Hmmmmm... I wish my neighbors' yippy-yappy dog would never make a sound between the hours of 10pm and 10am.

Granted ..but the price tag was high!!

I wish ... that I lived somewhere hotter.

Granted! You're now an oven rack!

I wish that I had the powers of Thor!

You're so strong, you're always breaking stuff around the house.
You're so fast, it takes you forever to run to the gym... You keep overshooting it and having to turn around.
Your breath is so cold, you freeze your soup and turn hot chocolate into fudgsicles.
And wow, they don't make glasses for someone as far-sighted as you.

I wish it weren't past noon already today.

Wish granted but you missed breakfast now you are starving waiting for noon to come.

I wish I could run across the country.

Wish granted. You're wanted nationwide for a crime you didn't commit and the dogs are on your trail.

I wish this head cold would go away.

Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.

I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.

Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.

I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.

Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!


I wish that I was 5'8 inches tall with all the extra height being added to my legs!

Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.

I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.

Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!

Where is your wish?

Sorry... I got trigger happy, and posted with no wish... went back and added it now!

Granted. You've now lost 60 lbs, look fabulous but are addicted to chewable vitamins.

I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.

Wish granted.... you now have feet that look so good that you have been contracted to be a foot model, unfortunately you have attracted the attention of a stalker with a raging foot fetish who wants to tie you up in their basement and do naughty things to your feet all day every day!!


I wish that I was 5'8 inches tall with all the extra height being added to my legs!

Now you are 5'8" tall. And wide.

I wish that I had more energy.

I wish I had better looking feet so I could wear sandals.

Great. Hope you enjoy the nightly TICKLES from everyone in your immediate family!

I wish for a strong singing/talking voice that doesn't crack when I need to hit a high note at church/chapel or go quiet for no apparent reason.

I wish for a strong singing/talking voice that doesn't crack when I need to hit a high note at church/chapel or go quiet for no apparent reason.

Granted, but you are now deaf...

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world that I wanted to, for free...