Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, but you end up in Swaziland and are sworn in as chief of one of their oldest tribes for five years.
I want to win the lottery . . . .0 -
You wish has been granted.
Your fifth cousin twice removed reminds you that he paid for the lottery ticket and picked out the numbers and has photographic evidence proving so and alas the courts find that you actually owe your cousin the lottery winnings as well as court costs and a monetary award his for pain and suffering.
I wish I had season tickets to the Colts.0 -
Your wish has been granted. Too bad the owners sold the team and they are now the Antarctica Colts. Long commute, dress warm!
I wish I had a motorcycle and knew how to ride it.0 -
granted but it is a vespa..
I wish I made a million dollars a month legitimately (not criminally)0 -
skip... sorry I killed the thread again.0
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I wish I had a motorcycle and knew how to ride it.
Congratulations! Right after finishing all motorcycle lessons, you wanted to ride somewhere to celebrate but rode your way into a huge wreck that got you to the hospital, unable to do anything but survive. This confuses you to no end because you know that you wore your finest motorcycle safety clothes and a helmet. :huh: :brokenheart:
Get Well Soon! :flowerforyou:
I wish I were done with all school and ready to make a bunch of money as a lawyer, and that doctors hadn't said that 70 was my max lifespan on account of weight problems. (Oh, can I wish 2 things?)0 -
Granted, but you are a lawyer in Sudan now, and you have a lot of Sudanese money that doesn't translate to a lot of American money. And Granted, they now told you 65...
I wish I could run as fast as Hussein Bolt...0 -
Granted, but you are a lawyer in Sudan now, and you have a lot of Sudanese money that doesn't translate to a lot of American money. And Granted, they now told you 65...
I wish I could run as fast as Hussein Bolt...
Granted, but the tabloids have destroyed your reputation.
I wish I could fly.0 -
Granted, but you can't control where you fly to.
I wish I owned a working private jet and had a pilot to fly it.0 -
I wish I made a million dollars a month legitimately (not criminally)
Yay! I hope you don't mind if your neighbors suddenly want to (unevenly) split it with you, leaving you shortchanged.
I wish my dream job as a disability lawyer would bring fame (not just the kind where commercials blare "If you or a loved one took (insert drug) and (suffered in any way), call me NOW!").0 -
Yay! I hope you don't mind if your neighbors suddenly want to (unevenly) split it with you, leaving you shortchanged.
I wish my dream job as a disability lawyer would bring fame (not just the kind where commercials blare "If you or a loved one took (insert drug) and (suffered in any way), call me NOW!").
Granted, but I hope you don't mind people undermining your credibility due to your "celebrity" status.
Also, you can only specialize in pet injuries--specifically pygmy goats with cleft palates.
I wish I owned a private island (purchased legitimately, not overrun with vermin or morons).0 -
granted, but you have to cross through Somali pirate territory to get there and you have a very small and slow boat...
I wish I could go heli-skiing every weekend of the winter0 -
Granted but you get caught in a snowstorm for 1 week.
I wish I can fly to the ends of the universe on a giant epic robot.0 -
granted, but you don't have a space suit so you die as soon as you leave the atmosphere...
I wish I could read minds...0 -
Granted but you can no longer distinguish your own thoughts from someone else's.
I wish I can speak to my dog.0 -
granted, but your dog has nothing valuable to say...
I wish I was a professional mountain biker0 -
granted, but your dog has nothing valuable to say...
I wish I was a professional mountain biker
Granted. Your bike has been stolen.
I wish it was always 72 degrees.0 -
Granted, but it is 72 degrees Celsius... so you are obnoxiously hot all the time...
I wish I invented something that made me rich...0 -
Granted but you must dedicate half of your life to promote the product.
I wish I had a personal chef.0 -
Granted but you can no longer distinguish your own thoughts from someone else's.
I wish I can speak to my dog.
(that would be cool, right?)
Great, but s/he won't speak to you, because you got the power after vet day. Ouch!
I wouldn't mind being able to excel in every class and remember the most valuable info without having to take a single word of notes.0
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