Corrupt a Wish

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite
  • sunitar292
    sunitar292 Posts: 77 Member
    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite

    Granted, but all your teeth fall out afterwards!

    I wish I could read people's minds!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Granted but being the devil...he doesn't answer any and only takes your soul...

    I'm wishing I have a delicious dinner tonite

    Granted, but all your teeth fall out afterwards!

    I wish I could read people's minds!

    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member


    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single

    Granted. But have you ever seen that show Snapped?

    I wish my belly was flat.
  • sunitar292
    sunitar292 Posts: 77 Member


    wish granted but you only tune into perverts

    I wish I wasn't single

    Granted. But have you ever seen that show Snapped?

    I wish my belly was flat.

    Granted, but all your organs disappear

    I wish I had some delicious BBQ wings...
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
    Granted but each wing is 1000 calories.

    I wish I had the power of invisibility.
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted but now your new boyfriend has to stop seeing you. I wish I could take some time off work
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted; your local GOP representatives shipped all the local jobs to Burma. Here is your pink slip.


    I wish my vote counted for something
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    Granted; your local GOP representatives shipped all the local jobs to Burma. Here is your pink slip.


    I wish my vote counted for something

    Granted, but your chosen candidate was immediately assassinated upon taking office.

    I wish I lived in a country with decent healthcare.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    granted. Your mother moves in for ever and outlives you.


    I wish I got pervy PMs
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
    Granted but they are from grandmas and grandpas 30 years older than you.

    I wish I had an exotic garden in my backyard.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I wish I had an exotic garden in my backyard.

    Granted, nice yard!! Poison Ivy, anyone?

    I wish mosquitoes didn't LOVE my blood.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted. Now they love your perspiration and eyeball fluids!


    I wish I was a certified expert witness to the courts ... in something technical.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Granted - your testimony puts many innocent people away

    I wish I was in a happy loving relationship with my dream woman...
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted but it's only in your dreams. I wish I had a new truck
  • vickish76
    vickish76 Posts: 80 Member
    Granted - but - it's the monster truck Grave Digger - also it is a Powerwheels so it is 1/16th the actual size of Grave Digger.
    I wish the dog could help around the house.
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    Granted - but your dog took misunderstood and now takes as many dumps in your house as he possibly can and hides all your remote controls.

    I wish i was on a beach somewhere
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. You'll end up falling asleep and getting the worst sunburn of your life. Parts of your skin will no longer be able to grow back and you'll end up disfigured.

    I wish I could impersonate anyone's voice at any given time.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    but then you will develop a huge adam's apple and guys would think you have a bigger package than them


    i wish i could have protected sex with a thousand chicks
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but by the time you finished, you never want to see another woman again.

    I wish I could take a road trip.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    granted..

    but the road you trip over is very rough and leaves you bruised and bloodied

    I wish I could fly..
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Granted but you will be hit by a plane

    I wish i could get quality nudes from all mfp ladies
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    Granted - But they all have penises

    I wish i had a billion pounds
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Granted - But they all have penises

    I wish i had a billion pounds

    granted. but due to the current complete and total collapse of civilisation, your pieces of paper are only worth anything as tinder for starting fires, and you don't have any matches or any other way to light a fire because you had to flee from your home to escape people who want to kill you and eat you because they don't know any other way to get food.


    I wish I had a time machine
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    Granted - But you type in the wrong date and get eaten by a T-Rex as soon as you step outside.

    I wish i was the Boss
  • the_summer_belle
    the_summer_belle Posts: 353 Member
    Wish granted but you messed with the space time continuum as a result were never born. I wish I had the power to bend the mind of people to my will.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Granted - But you type in the wrong date and get eaten by a T-Rex as soon as you step outside.

    I wish i was the Boss

    Granted, but nobody likes you and everyone quits. You also allow your business to go under and collapse leaving you broke.

    I wish I could be a famous actor
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Granted but your last movie was a flop and your contract was ripped to shreds. Now you're known as that actor who "used to be so good"

    I wish I had the ability to read minds.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Granted but your last movie was a flop and your contract was ripped to shreds. Now you're known as that actor who "used to be so good"

    I wish I had the ability to read minds.

    Granted, but you are unable to filter the thoughts of others out (a la Bruce Almighty).

    I wish I was in bed right now.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Granted but your last movie was a flop and your contract was ripped to shreds. Now you're known as that actor who "used to be so good"

    I wish I had the ability to read minds.

    Granted.... but knowing what everyone thinks about you and also knowing about everyone's private pain and suffering drives you slowly insane.

    I wish I was in the British countryside right now, with the British climate (instead of stuck here in Bahrain with the ridiculous heat and humidity)
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