Corrupt a Wish

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  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    granted - but unbeknown to you, it's a hellhound puppy, and it does like Damien in the Omen and weird stuff starts going on like people who have regular contact with your puppy commit suicide randomly and animals act crazy around him, and then you too die a bizarre and unexplained death.

    I wish I had a power cage.

    Wish granted, but the delivery men broke it and refuse to own up to it, and the company sides with them.

    I wish wine was 5 calories.
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted but it's a 6 figure income doing gay porn. I wish I had a houseboat
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    @ vanilla - granted. but it tastes like vinegar

    @ 5teve - granted. You now have a Barbie houseboat



    I wish I could break all the world records at deadlifting
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    @ vanilla - granted. but it tastes like vinegar

    @ 5teve - granted. You now have a Barbie houseboat



    I wish I could break all the world records at deadlifting

    Granted. You are a now a 6'2" male and your kids don't know who you are.

    I wish I was really, really talented at something.
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    Granted. You're the world's most talented bio-chemist. Unfortunately the virus you just created started the zombie apocalypse and we're all hiding and mad at you.

    I wish our cat would stop peeing on the carpet
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Granted. You're the world's most talented bio-chemist. Unfortunately the virus you just created started the zombie apocalypse and we're all hiding and mad at you.

    I wish our cat would stop peeing on the carpet

    Granted. Be careful when turning back your sheets.

    I hope to finish tomorrow's race.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    granted. but then your car breaks down and you have to run even further to get home again. in freezing, sleety, driving rain


    I wish I could discover a remote island that's never been found before, and on that island discover a new species of human that's been living on that island in isolation since some really primitive Homo erectus people arrived there, kind of like Homo floresiensis, but still alive.
  • Firemansam79
    Firemansam79 Posts: 416 Member
    Granted, but you just just walked into a new season of LOST and you have to pay millions for the production.

    I wish I could stop time.
  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    Grated, but you wouldn't be able to restart time.

    I wish I was able to sleep in longer.
  • Firemansam79
    Firemansam79 Posts: 416 Member
    Granted, but now you will remain sleeping until the actual cartoon prince from sleeping beauty comes to kiss you.

    I wish for more wishes
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted now somebody knocks you out and steals them all. I wish this apple tasted like a doughnut.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted. Your apples taste like donuts, and cops come from miles around to reverse years of poor eating habits, and you end up hosting hundreds of peace officers every day until you run out of apples and they thump you in retribution.

    I wish everybody just got along.
  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    Granted, but people only banned together to push you out of the community.

    I wish I was able to run faster for longer without proper training.
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Granted. Your apples taste like donuts, and cops come from miles around to reverse years of poor eating habits, and you end up hosting hundreds of peace officers every day until you run out of apples and they thump you in retribution.

    I wish everybody just got along.

    Granted, but it's pretty incestuous and redefines workplace harassment (none).

    I wish I was already in law school
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted now your two years behind and flunking out. I wish I could go to Europe.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I wish I was able to run faster for longer without proper training.

    Granted. Get ready to run clear across the county to hide from a mortal enemy, without a problem.

    I want to be my college radio station's best DJ ever. Clear voice, good content well-played and spoken, whole 9 yards.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Granted, but your college is in Fargo, ND, and all you can broadcast is interviews with polka players and play polka music.


    I wish MFP came with weight loss guarantees
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. Now a **** ton of doctors will sue MFP, because their clientele has dramatically dropped from cosmetic and weight loss surgeries. Beverley Hills surgeons will not go without a fight.

    I wish I can predict the country's next president and the outcome of their presidency.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    this one got missed....
    Granted now your two years behind and flunking out. I wish I could go to Europe.

    Granted. You have just won a 2 week stay in Dudley, a hell hole that's just outside of Birmingham in the UK. It's such a bad place that JK Rowling named the obnoxious character Dudley Dursley after it. And it's February, so it's very cold and very very wet. And you pick up the local dialect too (voted to be the worst in Britain - well, Brummie was, and the Dudley dialect is worse than the regular Brummie dialect), so that when you go home everyone thinks your IQ is about 30 points lower than it actually is.

    @ my beesknees........ granted. and you place bets on elections and political related bets and win so much money that the local mafia get suspicious and capture you to find out your secret, and keep you captive and make you tell them all of what you know so they can win the money instead and you live out your days in the basement of the mafia leader's luxury home, having to make predictions they can gamble on in return for food and other things you need.

    I wish I owned an entire block of flats in a very expensive part of London.
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    Granted,

    You now own 20 flats in the most expensive part of London. However due to a chemical spill from a truck the area is labeled as inhospitable. No one can enter the zone or else they will die a horrible death. All the flats start to decompose and are taken over by rats as they are the only things that can live in this zone. The property values plummet and your left with 20 flats that are worth about a lb a piece.


    My wish

    Get a girlfriend
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    Granted. You now in fact have three girlfriends, Catwoman, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Unfortunately you are now too tired to get out of bed in the morning and lose your job, your friends and your girlfriends because, well you're just too tired.

    I wish I didn't have a 40 mile commute to work.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Granted - your boss converted a nearby office into an en suite bedroom for you, so you can now live at work and have no commute at all.

    I wish I had the original of Van Gogh's Wheatfield with Crows hung on my living room wall.
  • ninu13
    ninu13 Posts: 196 Member
    @neandermagnon Granted! Sadly the police is looking for you because it was acquired illegally...

    My Wish: I want to go to Italy!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    Wish granted

    You were deported to Italy for fraud, impersonating a person on the internet. Once there you were immediately thrown in jail and no one will listen to you. You rot away and ironically your jail cell has a barred window that looks over Italy so you get to see it for the rest of your life.

    My wish was granted earlier and I didn't even see the down point. I mean tired..lost my job hell yea!! lol I'll rebound one day maybe ..lol


    Anyways

    I wish that I could control time.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
    Congrats, you now have a brand new alarm clock with extra big "Set Time" buttons.


    I wish for the ability to turn forum trolls into ice cream!
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    Granted but now you can't stop eating the forum troll ice cream and it gives you the sh**s for the rest of your life ! I wish our president wasn't a lop !
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    I thought so,....nobody can grant that one ! I wish my hair wasn't going away.
  • delirious_vixen
    delirious_vixen Posts: 79 Member
    Wish granted! You can never shave any part of your body ever again! Every time you attempt to, the hair immediately grows back. This means everywhere. People shy away from you from fear of your wolf-man appearance, and you're now a walking form of hair for the rest of your life!

    I wish I had superpowers.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    wtf does lop mean? - I think political discussion is against TOS anyway, maybe that's why no-one replied.

    Okay. You now have a new president: Zombie Adolf Hitler. And he wants to start the 4th Reich and rid America of everyone who's not of pure Germanic descent, which is the entire population. He starts the Zombie apocalypse, then invades Canada and Mexico, and from there builds up his army of Zombie Youth and attempts to take over the world, and in the process wipes out the entire human population, because no-one has 100% Germanic DNA.


    ETA: sorry I missed your 2nd wish!



    I wish I had a huge TV with the best sound system in the world.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I wish I had superpowers.

    Wish granted - but your superpowers set you so far apart from the rest of the human race, that everyone is intimidated by you and no-one can get close to you, so although you have lots of people who admire you, no-one truly loves you.

    for my wish see my last post
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