Why did the person above you dump you?

I refused to wear matching outfits every time we went out.

cuz I like my bacon crisp and she doesn't like bacon at all.

I was too forward!

She said she didn't like girls after all

There wasn't room for me in his bachelor pad.

Because I'm not his type and he doesn't find me attractive at all!

He thought the girl he was flirting with was my daughter. I don't have a daughter. She was my girlfriend. He caught us kissing.

she caught me making out with her other girlfriend

Because I insulted her sunglasses

I complained about her cozying up with other people all the time.