Why did the person above you dump you?

Fvaisey · September 2014

Because I wouldn't shave everything...

Alisontheice · September 2014

He wouldn't do as he was told.

funforsports · September 2014

She didn't like it when I didn't listen to her outlandish requests.

ItsMeGee3 · September 2014

I keep telling him that he should be in a Nike or Gatorade advertisement.

Shimmer_7 · September 2014

She was tired of people thinking she was my mother.

islander_2013 · September 2014

she was out of my league

SubZeroDude · September 2014

Discovered I was actually a guy in a sting operation before I could make the arrest

territhefrog · September 2014

He said cougars are too much for him.

KelARita7 · September 2014

She wasn't into women

Building_Bulk · September 2014

Because I would watch the episodes of Lost we had planned to watch together before she got home from work all the time.

FrozenSongBird · September 2014

I didn't laugh at his jokes =(

ilfaith · September 2014

I kept begging her to sing me lullabies to fall asleep and she got sick of it.

_Figgzie_ · September 2014

I kept fainting when I looked at her birth certificate

KatieKat1979 · September 2014

He kicked me off his friends list.

L4manski · September 2014

She was stalking the people on my friends list...

Joannah700 · September 2014

He thought I was mocking him when I invited him to join my 'air' band.

I thought he'd be great at the air guitar.

I really did.

Building_Bulk · September 2014

I was a terrible roadie for her air band. Kept dropping and breaking all the air guitars. :sad:

cklbrown · September 2014

Because my daughter made fun of his jokes! :laugh:

Skinny_minny_mo · September 2014

because i made 'your mother' jokes back to her daughter.

velocityc6 · September 2014

our dogs clashed

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