Why did the person above you dump you?
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She hated my legs! lol!!!! :laugh: Wink wink0
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she was jealous of my legs..lol0
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I kept putting barbeque sauce on his legs.0
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I would lick the barbecue sauce off the legs of the guy she would put it on0
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I wouldn't share my shoes.
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lol! good one.
She just couldn't get passed the fact that I smelled her shoes! lol,!0 -
I didn't care about her shoes0
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He said I didn't dress well enough.0
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I tried to convince him that running in heels was a sport.
I was looking out for him and switched out all his shoes for heels.
He didn't like that.0 -
Every time I tried to run in heels she had to take me to the emergency room.0
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I didn't want to watch all of the Twilight sp* movies with her.0
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I tried to wear his hat....he doesn't like to share0
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She didn't like all the sex toys I had hidden in the closet0
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She didn't like that I touched her toys0
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She decided to just stay in that closet.0
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A bunch of shoes in every size but his0
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My lizard bit her big toe.0
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Even she could not take my weird sense of humor...0
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I laughed so hard I snorted out my drink.
I never came back from that.0 -
I refused to wipe her nose when she snorted her drinks.0
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I don't ice skate0
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I wouldn't braid her hair for her0
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I was jealous of her legs.0
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I kept disappearing when she put me in the corner for a spanking0
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because I would try to give him a "time out" when he was bad, but he just wouldn't listen0
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I liked the timeout time too much0
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lol! He liked the time out wayyyyy too much! It was getting in the way of our sex life0
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I beat him playing poker way too often0
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I kept hiding his hair gel.0
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