Why did the person above you dump you?

FrozenSongBird · September 2014

Because im Pink

_BlueGreyGreen_ · September 2014

Because I was Blue

Alisontheice · September 2014

I called him a smurf

territhefrog · September 2014

I put super glue in her belly button.

SubZeroDude · September 2014

I stepped on her chameleon

infinitevast · September 2014

I messed up his hair

territhefrog · September 2014

I hid her eyeliner.

sw33tp3a11 · September 2014

I ate all her skittles

karakatmartini · September 2014

I used all the shampoo

Joannah700 · September 2014

I replaced her shampoo with Purell.

karakatmartini · September 2014

I tinted her car windows with my sharpie

Jennkies · September 2014

I kept using her rainbow beach towel without asking

territhefrog · September 2014

My dog told me she was going to dump me.....so I ran away.

sw33tp3a11 · September 2014

Her dog hated my dog

Svanel · September 2014

that dog... lol :P

assthetik · September 2014

She caught me and the dog peeing together out in the open

karakatmartini · September 2014

he caught me wearing his favorite t- shirt to bed

territhefrog · September 2014

I over bleached her ex-boyfriend's favorite t-shirt that she used to wear to bed. On purpose. That'll teach her for keeping her exes old stuff.
And I want my towel back!

Tao56 · September 2014

I served her up a plate of frogs legs

Shimmer_7 · September 2014

She wouldn't rub oil on me

Why did the person above you dump you?

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