Why did the person above you dump you?

TexasOFT76 · September 2014

I kept applying too much oil

siport · September 2014

he caught me rubbing the right amount of oil on Shimmer

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

I didn't like rubbing oil!

SubZeroDude · September 2014

She didn't want me to be the step father of her kids, who are my age and older.

JojoW8183 · September 2014

He just wasn't that into me, and something about not enough color in my wardrobe?

TexasOFT76 · September 2014

I tried on her hat and she did not like that one bit

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

She didn't want me to be the step father of her kids, who are my age and older.

HEY!!! Don't rub it in!!!

@Texas- He got mad when I told him he couldn't wear my flowered hats in Public!

Anahita_Swims · September 2014

cause she didnt see me in school term time

SubZeroDude · September 2014

I wasn't cool enough

territhefrog · September 2014

I switched the cream in his Oreo's with toothpaste. What? He had stanky breath!

fitsporation96 · September 2014

I didn't like the toothpaste.

janine2355 · September 2014

They were addicted to midget porn

Tao56 · September 2014

She couldn't tolerate my obsession with leather x

musclesandmusic · September 2014

Wasn't into my obsession with golf!

fitsporation96 · September 2014

They were more interested in the guy next door.

Joannah700 · September 2014

I gave her fertilizer as an anniversary gift

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

I figured out that she was trying to poison me and wouldn't eat her fertilizer laced chocolates!

janine2355 · September 2014

her sex toys involed plungers and turtle wax which I would not be a part of

Salvi30 · September 2014

My legs are not as long as hers

La_Malfaisante · September 2014

She left me for another girl with shorter legs

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