Why did the person above you dump you?
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She left me for another girl with shorter arms.0
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we use to keep track of each other's moles but i forgot her count after a while0
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I got mad when He stopped slapping my *ss0
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@asstehetic: I sharpied a constellation on his back with his moles...just before his fitness competition.
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@NikkiSue: I sharpied a mustache on her...just before a big meeting0 -
He dumped me...0
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well seems i was trying to date all three of them and they found out0
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I bought my under garments from Walmart0
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didn't respect my job as a walmart greeter0
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I refused to shop at Walmart.0
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I shopped at thrift stores0
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I wanted to wait till the 3rd date before having sex.0
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I shopped at thrift stores
because she found out I got my hat at a thrift store0 -
@ DM No, I wanted to wait til we got married!!!!0
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okay, okay...the truth. she dumped me because i was applying too much pressure. I couldn't wait. I'm a 46 year old virgin, I need action. Now.0
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okay, okay...the truth. she dumped me because i was applying too much pressure. I couldn't wait. I'm a 46 year old virgin, I need action. Now.
No! You dumped me! Just admit it.0 -
because we argued. All. The. Effing. Time.0
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^^^ that!0
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I kept leaving pamphlets for anger management, therapy and cooking lessons in her purse, her car and her home.
She's a good cook.
But I was hoping she would make me sandwiches.0 -
She kept trying to make me a better person, but I wasn't having it.0
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Because I rode her Jeep Too Hard !0
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