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Why did the person above you dump you?
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I wouldn't get off the chin up bar so she could use it.0
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Because I wanted to go to a nicer hotel.0
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Because I own a chain of shady hotels.0
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bcuz i asked her to buy kegel weights from amazon0
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because I wanted my name in his stars0
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I didn't want stardom! and she always had her head in the clouds!0
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Cause I kept asking to borrow her lipstick and wouldn't return it0
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Because I didn't like sharing my lipstick! She'd never return it, I felt naked and couldn't leave the house!0
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I hid her invisible ink.0
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I would use invisible ink on notes to my other Lover!
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Because I criticized her photo prowess.0
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He said I took too many selfies.0
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She beat my *kitten*.0
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Because I wouldn't wear purple0
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because my banana hammock was purple.0
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Because he wore a banana hammock in public. And I said," just--no."0
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didnt like my mankini0
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I drew the line when he put a collar and told me to bark like a dog lol0
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has a purple wall.0
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His Mankini looked better than my Bikini!0
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what! you dumped me. when did that happen?0
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he had a white board im more of a black board guy, so i can scrape my fingers down it ;p0
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he found out I wasnt gay.0
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I found out about his previous relationship and wondered if he was gay0
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She wasn't sure If I was Gay or Not! Because I am always Happy!!! :bigsmile:0
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Too bad it was true, and dressed better than you.0
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I never understood her because she always spoke in rhymes!0
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Said I didn't have enough layers.0
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