Why did the person above you dump you?

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  QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member

  September 2014

  I wouldn't get off the chin up bar so she could use it.

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  whovian67 Posts: 608 Member

  September 2014

  Because I wanted to go to a nicer hotel.

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  carriekwi Posts: 45 Member

  September 2014

  Because I own a chain of shady hotels.

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  assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member

  September 2014

  bcuz i asked her to buy kegel weights from amazon

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  Jennifer10723 Posts: 374 Member

  September 2014

  because I wanted my name in his stars

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  I didn't want stardom! and she always had her head in the clouds!

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  Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

  September 2014

  Cause I kept asking to borrow her lipstick and wouldn't return it

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  Because I didn't like sharing my lipstick! She'd never return it, I felt naked and couldn't leave the house!

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

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  territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member

  September 2014

  I hid her invisible ink.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  I would use invisible ink on notes to my other Lover!

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  Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member

  September 2014

  Because I criticized her photo prowess.

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  _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member

  September 2014

  He said I took too many selfies.

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  odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

  September 2014

  She beat my *kitten*.

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  September 2014

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  _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member

  September 2014

  Because I wouldn't wear purple

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  LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member

  September 2014

  because my banana hammock was purple.

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  cnadiger Posts: 168 Member

  September 2014

  Because he wore a banana hammock in public. And I said," just--no."

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  siport Posts: 7,429 Member

  September 2014

  didnt like my mankini

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  NurseGetHealthy216 Posts: 548 Member

  September 2014

  I drew the line when he put a collar and told me to bark like a dog lol

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  odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

  September 2014

  has a purple wall.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  His Mankini looked better than my Bikini!

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  jfbisbee Posts: 21 Member

  September 2014

  what! you dumped me. when did that happen?

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  siport Posts: 7,429 Member

  September 2014

  he had a white board im more of a black board guy, so i can scrape my fingers down it ;p

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  TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member

  September 2014

  he found out I wasnt gay.

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  KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member

  September 2014

  I found out about his previous relationship and wondered if he was gay

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  She wasn't sure If I was Gay or Not! Because I am always Happy!!! :bigsmile:

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  courtneyferrua Posts: 2 Member

  September 2014

  Too bad it was true, and dressed better than you.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  September 2014

  I never understood her because she always spoke in rhymes!

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  funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member

  September 2014

  Said I didn't have enough layers.

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