Why did the person above you dump you?
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I left empty milk cartons in the fridge0
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I knew it was you! So I put laxatives in the milk....and then I hid all the toilet paper.
Sorry that people started calling you skid mark.0 -
I accused her of lying!0
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i refused to do her laundry bcuz of all the skid marks0
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I previously dumped him, after he dumped me for dumping him, vicious circle0
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Could never agree on which way to load the toilet paper.0
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never mind....pass0
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I didn't care how the TP rolled, and that pissed them off.0
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Because I would not talk to her about other items beside the toilet paper.0
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i wrote our wedding vows on the tp0
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Because he didn't like the way I smiled in these portraits0
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@ not-satisfied...I couldn't satisfy him0
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Because I would not smile.0
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I forgot to comment on the uncanny symmetry of his facial.hair0
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I commented too much about her shirt having too many buttons0
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Preferred other canines over humans0
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I preferred Silk & Lace!0
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I had fleas0
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My dog beat her dog up.0
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i patched things up between the dogs and got them breeding together0
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I used a Sharpie and drew a bunch of stars on him when he was sleeping!0
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I wouldn't let her draw on me0
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I drew happy faces on the butt of her panties and popped her water bras.0
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I wasn't as open to bestiality. I opted for an MMF threesome instead but it just HAD to be a donkey.0
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Because I learned all my BDSM tricks from GITMO0
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We couldn't agree on which Power Ranger was the best. He said green. I said blue.
(Shank35l.....from one vet to another....thank you for serving. I was Navy.)0
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