Why did the person above you dump you?
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            I didn't like any of the power rangers0
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            She found out my alter ego was captain hook 0 0
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            beacause I tied him up and spanked him ;-)0
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            She realized being gay wasn't her thing.0
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            beacuse she presumed wrongly ;-P0
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            She felt like a third wheel during our 3somes0
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            he couldn't keep up with my fiction addiction0
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            She's a Ravenclaw. I'm a Gryffindor. Need I say more?
 (yeah ok I went on Pottermore and got placed too. I admit I am a HP dork too)0
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            Because I covered her face with a towl0
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            He didn't like the clothes I bought him0
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            I didn't like her taste in clothes0
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            She thought I couldn't keep up with her....at the gym0
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            I whined at the gym, "I wanna go home!"0
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            I accidentally stepped on her Aviators, all 15 pair!0
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            I didn't even understand what an aviator is!0
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            She didn't find me so groovy. :sad:0
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            I wanted to stay home on a Friday night.0
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            I wasn't black and white enough for her0
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            I didn't want her 4-wheeling in a dress.0
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            Because I liked my Bronco better than her Jeep! 0 0
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            I was more of a sports car guy0
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            Because I detest Sports Cars!0
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            Because I baked cupcakes with ExLax frosting as she complained of constipation and I just wanted to help. How was I supposed to know she had a funeral THAT day!!! Needless to say, there was little crying and lots of gagging and screaming at that maudlin affair0
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            Because he told me that story0
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            She wanted me to tell her stories all day long.0
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            Ate his bacon... 0 0
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            I didn't buy her donuts0
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            I laughed at his dance moves.0
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            Because she said I live in a poor neighborhood.0
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            Put his hand a bowl of warm water while he was sleeping.0
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